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and there was a guy in a cubicle giving it big licks:

 

arggghhhhhhhh pfffffftttttt (various fart sounds) oooooooo aaaaaaaa eeeeeeee (plop plop plop splash) ahhhhhhh grrrrrr eeeeek oh ya ******* grrrrrrrr (fhhhttthhhh) oh ya ouch ggrrrrrrrrrrr (depth charge) ahhhhhh and sounds of relief.

 

I couldn't help but laugh out load as I stood at the urinal thing is he heard and shouted 'It's not funny you w***** I feel like I am passing a baby elephant'

 

Brightened up my morning no end (in a weird way)

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Thanks for sharing that with us - I can hardly type for laughing...in fact, I think I'm gonna get the hiccups!!!

Your descriptions of the noises is brilliant.:laugh:

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I'm guessing somewhere near Melbourne since he says morning and gives his location as Melbourne ;)

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Legend Claws
where do you work at this time of night?

 

hope he washes his hands in McDonald's....

 

I am in Australia mate it is 8:18am.

 

And certainly not in McDonalds!

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and there was a guy in a cubicle giving it big licks:

 

arggghhhhhhhh pfffffftttttt (various fart sounds) oooooooo aaaaaaaa eeeeeeee (plop plop plop splash) ahhhhhhh grrrrrr eeeeek oh ya ******* grrrrrrrr (fhhhttthhhh) oh ya ouch ggrrrrrrrrrrr (depth charge) ahhhhhh and sounds of relief.

 

I couldn't help but laugh out load as I stood at the urinal thing is he heard and shouted 'It's not funny you w***** I feel like I am passing a baby elephant'

 

Brightened up my morning no end (in a weird way)

 

You response to the sound of his guts finally making it into the pan should have been "IT'S A BOY!!!":cool:

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Legend Claws
Thanks for sharing that with us - I can hardly type for laughing...in fact, I think I'm gonna get the hiccups!!!

Your descriptions of the noises is brilliant.:laugh:

 

Cheers mate glad you enjoyed it!

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Legend Claws
You response to the sound of his guts finally making it into the pan should have been "IT'S A BOY!!!":cool:

 

Haha!

 

Maybe I would have managed that later on in the day!

 

I am now looking around the office wondering who it was!

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Legend Claws

He was at it again this morning!

 

Wasn't so funny today as the smell gave me the dry boak.

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I'm guessing somewhere near Melbourne since he says morning and gives his location as Melbourne ;)

 

i suppose you could say i am not a cop....

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Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC

Why do you keep going to the toilet at the same time?! :eek:

 

Are you one of they black guys who sit in pub/club toilets and pester folk for a spray of aftershave?!

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Are you one of they black guys who sit in pub/club toilets and pester folk for a spray of aftershave?!

 

Do they have those folk in guys toilets too? I thought it was only women's.

 

I always find it funny that they seem to expect a tip for passing you soap or a paper towel...i think not!

 

One of them also hugged me once, i think she thought she knew me or recognised me or something. She was wrong.

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Legend Claws
Why do you keep going to the toilet at the same time?! :eek:

 

Are you one of they black guys who sit in pub/club toilets and pester folk for a spray of aftershave?!

 

I go once I have settled at my desk etc. It would be scary though if he was there 3 mornings in a row.

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Legend Claws
Do they have those folk in guys toilets too? I thought it was only women's.

 

I always find it funny that they seem to expect a tip for passing you soap or a paper towel...i think not!

 

One of them also hugged me once, i think she thought she knew me or recognised me or something. She was wrong.

 

There was a woman doing it in the blokes bog?

 

I hate them all. No I do not need a shave you tit.

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There was a woman doing it in the blokes bog?

 

I hate them all. No I do not need a shave you tit.

 

No, there was a woman doing it in the women's.

Being female i tend to find it causes less trouble using the women's toilets :P

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No, there was a woman doing it in the women's.

Being female i tend to find it causes less trouble using the women's toilets :P

 

Where's your sense of adventure?

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Where's your sense of adventure?

 

Have to say watching men p!ssing doesn't really appeal to my adventurous side.

Each to their own though :P

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Legend Claws
No, there was a woman doing it in the women's.

Being female i tend to find it causes less trouble using the women's toilets :P

 

Apologies!

 

Shouldn't your avatar be pink or have bunnies in it to let us know you are a girl...

 

;)

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Boaby Ewing
Have to say watching men p!ssing doesn't really appeal to my adventurous side.

Each to their own though :P

 

So you're a female medical student, living in London?

 

We really should meet up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe you'll be able to tell me why it burns when I pee. :sad:

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Apologies!

 

Shouldn't your avatar be pink or have bunnies in it to let us know you are a girl...

 

;)

 

No worries!

 

Pink avatar as a warning?

Nah i don't think so, i prefer people getting confused now and then :P

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The Old Tolbooth
Do they have those folk in guys toilets too? I thought it was only women's.

 

I always find it funny that they seem to expect a tip for passing you soap or a paper towel...i think not!

 

One of them also hugged me once, i think she thought she knew me or recognised me or something. She was wrong.

 

 

Exactly!!

 

I could see their point if they actually wiped your butt, cleaned it up, and then powdered it dry for you, but to just hand you the towel and expect you to do it yourself, and then want a tip, thats just not on! Bolt ya radge!

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Legend Claws
No worries!

 

Pink avatar as a warning?

Nah i don't think so, i prefer people getting confused now and then :P

 

Are you confused?

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and there was a guy in a cubicle giving it big licks:

 

arggghhhhhhhh pfffffftttttt (various fart sounds) oooooooo aaaaaaaa eeeeeeee (plop plop plop splash) ahhhhhhh grrrrrr eeeeek oh ya ******* grrrrrrrr (fhhhttthhhh) oh ya ouch ggrrrrrrrrrrr (depth charge) ahhhhhh and sounds of relief.

 

I couldn't help but laugh out load as I stood at the urinal thing is he heard and shouted 'It's not funny you w***** I feel like I am passing a baby elephant'

 

Brightened up my morning no end (in a weird way)

 

 

Sounds like Jimmy Calderwood and Bobby Williams doing something unthinkable!

 

http://scotsport.podbean.com

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Gross, but very funny.

 

I liked the wee snippet in the Herald or somewhere the other day.

 

Tourist in the forest in Yellowstone Park (or wherever ...) ...

 

... petrified to meet a bear coming out of the woods ...

 

... thinks he's going to be eaten ...

 

... bear says (waving paw in front of face) "I'd give it a couple of minutes before you go in there, mate ..."

 

 

 

I know. The old ones ...

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Work shechts are a must.,... hold it all in till your backing up and breaths starting to stink of shecht and do it all at work... the enjoyment of knowing your being paid for emptying your bowls is unbeatable.

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Gavsy Van Gaverson
Exactly!!

 

I could see their point if they actually wiped your butt, cleaned it up, and then powdered it dry for you, but to just hand you the towel and expect you to do it yourself, and then want a tip, thats just not on! Bolt ya radge!

 

I always take advantage of their generosity. They give me a paper towel to wash my hands, a spray of aftershave and a lollipop.

 

I always say thanks..............and walk away.

 

:kiss2:

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Legend Claws
Gross, but very funny.

 

I liked the wee snippet in the Herald or somewhere the other day.

 

Tourist in the forest in Yellowstone Park (or wherever ...) ...

 

... petrified to meet a bear coming out of the woods ...

 

... thinks he's going to be eaten ...

 

... bear says (waving paw in front of face) "I'd give it a couple of minutes before you go in there, mate ..."

 

 

 

I know. The old ones ...

 

I have now identified the full on crapper and judging by his weight and his no doubt terrible diet, it is no wonder he had such a torrid time on the pan!

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Thought Ausies were all healthy fitness freaks - at least they are on Neighbours...well, maybe not Harold. Or Lou. Okay, or Toady either.

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Have you told the guy he's a bit of of an internet cult figure in bonnie Scotland?

 

You gotta post his photo :laugh:

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Legend Claws
Have you told the guy he's a bit of of an internet cult figure in bonnie Scotland?

 

You gotta post his photo :laugh:

 

Well he is unaware that I it was me that was laughing at him so I may try and keep that secret for a while!

 

They are having an obesity crisis over here! The meat pie is a staple diet for them so it is no wonder!

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