Legend Claws Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 and there was a guy in a cubicle giving it big licks: arggghhhhhhhh pfffffftttttt (various fart sounds) oooooooo aaaaaaaa eeeeeeee (plop plop plop splash) ahhhhhhh grrrrrr eeeeek oh ya ******* grrrrrrrr (fhhhttthhhh) oh ya ouch ggrrrrrrrrrrr (depth charge) ahhhhhh and sounds of relief. I couldn't help but laugh out load as I stood at the urinal thing is he heard and shouted 'It's not funny you w***** I feel like I am passing a baby elephant' Brightened up my morning no end (in a weird way) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Thanks for sharing that with us - I can hardly type for laughing...in fact, I think I'm gonna get the hiccups!!! Your descriptions of the noises is brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 where do you work at this time of night? hope he washes his hands in McDonald's.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 I'm guessing somewhere near Melbourne since he says morning and gives his location as Melbourne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted April 14, 2008 Author Share Posted April 14, 2008 where do you work at this time of night? hope he washes his hands in McDonald's.... I am in Australia mate it is 8:18am. And certainly not in McDonalds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 and there was a guy in a cubicle giving it big licks: arggghhhhhhhh pfffffftttttt (various fart sounds) oooooooo aaaaaaaa eeeeeeee (plop plop plop splash) ahhhhhhh grrrrrr eeeeek oh ya ******* grrrrrrrr (fhhhttthhhh) oh ya ouch ggrrrrrrrrrrr (depth charge) ahhhhhh and sounds of relief. I couldn't help but laugh out load as I stood at the urinal thing is he heard and shouted 'It's not funny you w***** I feel like I am passing a baby elephant' Brightened up my morning no end (in a weird way) You response to the sound of his guts finally making it into the pan should have been "IT'S A BOY!!!":cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted April 14, 2008 Author Share Posted April 14, 2008 Thanks for sharing that with us - I can hardly type for laughing...in fact, I think I'm gonna get the hiccups!!!Your descriptions of the noises is brilliant. Cheers mate glad you enjoyed it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted April 14, 2008 Author Share Posted April 14, 2008 You response to the sound of his guts finally making it into the pan should have been "IT'S A BOY!!!":cool: Haha! Maybe I would have managed that later on in the day! I am now looking around the office wondering who it was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 **** that was you?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulah Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 :): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted April 15, 2008 Author Share Posted April 15, 2008 **** that was you?? Nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted April 15, 2008 Author Share Posted April 15, 2008 He was at it again this morning! Wasn't so funny today as the smell gave me the dry boak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 I'm guessing somewhere near Melbourne since he says morning and gives his location as Melbourne i suppose you could say i am not a cop.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted April 15, 2008 Author Share Posted April 15, 2008 i suppose you could say i am not a cop.... Aye no **** Sherlock. Well actually loads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Why do you keep going to the toilet at the same time?! Are you one of they black guys who sit in pub/club toilets and pester folk for a spray of aftershave?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medico Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Are you one of they black guys who sit in pub/club toilets and pester folk for a spray of aftershave?! Do they have those folk in guys toilets too? I thought it was only women's. I always find it funny that they seem to expect a tip for passing you soap or a paper towel...i think not! One of them also hugged me once, i think she thought she knew me or recognised me or something. She was wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted April 15, 2008 Author Share Posted April 15, 2008 Why do you keep going to the toilet at the same time?! Are you one of they black guys who sit in pub/club toilets and pester folk for a spray of aftershave?! I go once I have settled at my desk etc. It would be scary though if he was there 3 mornings in a row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted April 15, 2008 Author Share Posted April 15, 2008 Do they have those folk in guys toilets too? I thought it was only women's. I always find it funny that they seem to expect a tip for passing you soap or a paper towel...i think not! One of them also hugged me once, i think she thought she knew me or recognised me or something. She was wrong. There was a woman doing it in the blokes bog? I hate them all. No I do not need a shave you tit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Weathers Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 It's all about waiting until the coast is clear, or making a strategic toilet flush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medico Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 There was a woman doing it in the blokes bog? I hate them all. No I do not need a shave you tit. No, there was a woman doing it in the women's. Being female i tend to find it causes less trouble using the women's toilets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 No, there was a woman doing it in the women's. Being female i tend to find it causes less trouble using the women's toilets Where's your sense of adventure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medico Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Where's your sense of adventure? Have to say watching men p!ssing doesn't really appeal to my adventurous side. Each to their own though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted April 15, 2008 Author Share Posted April 15, 2008 No, there was a woman doing it in the women's. Being female i tend to find it causes less trouble using the women's toilets Apologies! Shouldn't your avatar be pink or have bunnies in it to let us know you are a girl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Have to say watching men p!ssing doesn't really appeal to my adventurous side.Each to their own though So you're a female medical student, living in London? We really should meet up. Maybe you'll be able to tell me why it burns when I pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medico Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Apologies! Shouldn't your avatar be pink or have bunnies in it to let us know you are a girl... No worries! Pink avatar as a warning? Nah i don't think so, i prefer people getting confused now and then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Do they have those folk in guys toilets too? I thought it was only women's. I always find it funny that they seem to expect a tip for passing you soap or a paper towel...i think not! One of them also hugged me once, i think she thought she knew me or recognised me or something. She was wrong. Exactly!! I could see their point if they actually wiped your butt, cleaned it up, and then powdered it dry for you, but to just hand you the towel and expect you to do it yourself, and then want a tip, thats just not on! Bolt ya radge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medico Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 So you're a female medical student, living in London? We really should meet up. Maybe you'll be able to tell me why it burns when I pee. Yep you're right...stalker alert?? Maybe you should meet someone from here instead http://www.regentsparkclinic.com/?gclid=CPrA_Leg3pICFQ1I1AodQHtq_Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted April 15, 2008 Author Share Posted April 15, 2008 No worries! Pink avatar as a warning? Nah i don't think so, i prefer people getting confused now and then Are you confused? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medico Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Are you confused? Should i be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 I dunno! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveandal Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 and there was a guy in a cubicle giving it big licks: arggghhhhhhhh pfffffftttttt (various fart sounds) oooooooo aaaaaaaa eeeeeeee (plop plop plop splash) ahhhhhhh grrrrrr eeeeek oh ya ******* grrrrrrrr (fhhhttthhhh) oh ya ouch ggrrrrrrrrrrr (depth charge) ahhhhhh and sounds of relief. I couldn't help but laugh out load as I stood at the urinal thing is he heard and shouted 'It's not funny you w***** I feel like I am passing a baby elephant' Brightened up my morning no end (in a weird way) Sounds like Jimmy Calderwood and Bobby Williams doing something unthinkable! http://scotsport.podbean.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Gross, but very funny. I liked the wee snippet in the Herald or somewhere the other day. Tourist in the forest in Yellowstone Park (or wherever ...) ... ... petrified to meet a bear coming out of the woods ... ... thinks he's going to be eaten ... ... bear says (waving paw in front of face) "I'd give it a couple of minutes before you go in there, mate ..." I know. The old ones ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Work shechts are a must.,... hold it all in till your backing up and breaths starting to stink of shecht and do it all at work... the enjoyment of knowing your being paid for emptying your bowls is unbeatable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Exactly!! I could see their point if they actually wiped your butt, cleaned it up, and then powdered it dry for you, but to just hand you the towel and expect you to do it yourself, and then want a tip, thats just not on! Bolt ya radge! I always take advantage of their generosity. They give me a paper towel to wash my hands, a spray of aftershave and a lollipop. I always say thanks..............and walk away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 Gross, but very funny. I liked the wee snippet in the Herald or somewhere the other day. Tourist in the forest in Yellowstone Park (or wherever ...) ... ... petrified to meet a bear coming out of the woods ... ... thinks he's going to be eaten ... ... bear says (waving paw in front of face) "I'd give it a couple of minutes before you go in there, mate ..." I know. The old ones ... I have now identified the full on crapper and judging by his weight and his no doubt terrible diet, it is no wonder he had such a torrid time on the pan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Thought Ausies were all healthy fitness freaks - at least they are on Neighbours...well, maybe not Harold. Or Lou. Okay, or Toady either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Have you told the guy he's a bit of of an internet cult figure in bonnie Scotland? You gotta post his photo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 Have you told the guy he's a bit of of an internet cult figure in bonnie Scotland? You gotta post his photo Well he is unaware that I it was me that was laughing at him so I may try and keep that secret for a while! They are having an obesity crisis over here! The meat pie is a staple diet for them so it is no wonder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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