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Could hardly read past hiho hiho it's up your arse we go

 

The only way that story could've been better is if it was a proclaimers lookalike

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In a recent interview Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.

 

"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.

 

"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.

 

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Is this for real ???

Sadly not:

 

Looks like our skepticism regarding Percy Foster?the 35-year-old dwarf, Gordon Ramsay look-a-like, and porn star whose murder by hungry Welsh badgers captivated the world/Internet?was well-founded: Foster seems to be a made-up man, as mythical as the Gordon Ramsay look-a-like unicorn and the Gordon Ramsay look-a-like minotaur.

 

A Huffington Post reporter interviewed an historian of X-rated movies and searched the Internet Hi-Ho Hi-Ho and low in search of info on Foster, and discovered nothing to confirm his existence. (Our sources inform us that the dwarf whose photograph appeared in the Sunday Sport's "coverage" of the badger death is named Joey the Midget, and you can Google him yourself.) More importantly, an official for the police in Tregaron, Wales?where Foster's half-eaten body was supposedly found, told the reporter that she "hadn't heard of any report of the alleged death."

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