The People's Chimp Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Stop joking, this is SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Was the number of exclamation marks sufficient to indicate how serious? Speaking as a parent, I know exactly how serious tihs is and it is no luaghing matter. sICK TO THE CORE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Gentleman Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 ...but Edinburgh isn't in Midlothian now; correct? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfstar Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 ...but Edinburgh isn't in Midlothian now; correct? correct but the name was never named after location Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I'll play as the inconsistent, yet loveable winger with the hairband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dot Cotton Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I got in first, but being such an important task we could share the duties Ok but dont tell my M-M-M-M-Mama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambodale Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Edinburgh Maroon. Sounds something like a team out of PES, as they cant get the rights to English football - end up calling teams names like 'Merseyside Red' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I am Ukranian man of business. I was soldier but now own Belgium. I like idea. Will buy meadows and build hotel and stadium for you. Money for team saved by not having manager or Relations of Public man. I'm sure team will pick self. Avld Moranovic we have an owner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingantti1874 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I'm on central midfield duty - honestly have the sweetest right foot you've ever seen, unfortunately if I run I will most likely have a stroke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Will there be a mini bus that needs cleaning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I feel left out. What can my job be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I would like to apply for two positions first and obviously I will apply for the role of head of youth development, I promise that I will bring players up to play two footed, master the basic skills perfectly, clean the older players boots, have them grow up to love Hearts and Hate Hibs and the old firm. I will also make it my mission to bring in the new Robbo i.e. a striker who can score 20 goals a season. Though I would need youth coaches who will work under me and top scouts. I would also apply for the role of head coach of the women's team. As I feel crucial to them be a success is a large support every week, I will be applying the ideas of the world renowned academic, Prof S. Blatter in getting the players to play in tight shorts, and each one will have to pass a certain aesthetic look (I believe the term "dirty" comes into it.) I will require expenses for my scouting missions to find the top talent, I hear the best place to go is one with Poles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinref Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I will apply as referee adviser, coach players on how to dive (ala rankers & smelltic), how to tackle and not get booked/sent off ( ala naismith) how to ask for every penalty and free kick politely (ala Mccoist & lennon) how to get every concevable decision correct even when we're wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I feel left out. What can my job be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I'll be holding trials in the meadows this saturday too posh, why not Sighhill Park? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudiMustScore Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I'm registering HMFCEEE PLC GORGIE BOYS PLC AND HEART OF ...LOTHIAN PLC 2011 Front page news tomorrow once registered and publicised. Any other variations ? Seriously, I'm sure we were originally Heart of Mid-Lothian FC and in 1905 after going into administration we re-imerged as Heart of Midlothian FC PLC without the hyphen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H J Simpson Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Can I be the player that half of kickback thinks is S*** but the other half says is quite good cause I give 110% everyweek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingantti1874 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I feel left out. What can my job be? Fluffer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Gentleman Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Seriously, I'm sure we were originally Heart of Mid-Lothian FC and in 1905 after going into administration we re-imerged as Heart of Midlothian FC PLC without the hyphen. I think 'Mid-Lothian' to 'Midlothian' was a political creation and the term 'PLC' hadn't even been invented back then. Try 'LTD' (limited liability). I may be wrong on both counts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboozy Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I could turn up smelling like a brewery, just to make it like the old days at Tynie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboozy Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I would like to apply for two positions first and obviously I will apply for the role of head of youth development, I promise that I will bring players up to play two footed, master the basic skills perfectly, clean the older players boots, have them grow up to love Hearts and Hate Hibs and the old firm. I will also make it my mission to bring in the new Robbo i.e. a striker who can score 20 goals a season. Though I would need youth coaches who will work under me and top scouts. I would also apply for the role of head coach of the women's team. As I feel crucial to them be a success is a large support every week, I will be applying the ideas of the world renowned academic, Prof S. Blatter in getting the players to play in tight shorts, and each one will have to pass a certain aesthetic look (I believe the term "dirty" comes into it.) I will require expenses for my scouting missions to find the top talent, I hear the best place to go is one with Poles. what? your going to Poland to scout? does Baden Powell know about this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 With my questionable temperament, excellent annunciation and agility, I must be the goalkeeper. I also fill that most important of kickback goalkeeper attributes - my kicking is shite. The Teenwolf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I'm Spartacus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboozy Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I'm Spartacus. No i'm Spartacus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lithuania Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Can I be first team coach? I have a sports leadership award. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudiMustScore Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I think 'Mid-Lothian' to 'Midlothian' was a political creation and the term 'PLC' hadn't even been invented back then. Try 'LTD' (limited liability). I may be wrong on both counts. You're right on the Limited (Ltd). I checked the 1905 incorporation certificate(Available from Companies House)and it's Heart of Midlothian Ltd. But we did change the name just in time for the new 1905-06 season after folding and emerging once again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim747 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I feel left out. What can my job be? Mascot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Treasurer Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I could turn up smelling like a brewery, just to make it like the old days at Tynie. Great thread for getting some much needed humour back on this forum And this is the best post so far On a more serious note, I'm well past my best, I've got more injuries than A&E on a Saturday night, doubt I'll every be able to kick a ball again. Can I be the big bustling target man/striker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I feel left out. What can my job be? Score Angel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigSN1 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I'll be our first sex offender... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dano307 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I'm terrible, but I do have an excellent smile. Am I in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppa Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Shotgun Business Development Director. I could be on special-secondment to Italy. You know, to learn how Italians develop business! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
va va voom Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Shotgun Business Development Director. I could be on special-secondment to Italy. You know, to learn how Italians develop business! Shotgun - Stadium Announcer, if Scott Wilson doesn't want the gig. Failing that will be a mascot/Right back (Robbie Neilson styleee). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Ell Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I'll be Mr January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November and December in the re-released calendar for 2012. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poseidon Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I like a flutter so I'll be our shite player who gets rolled out for photo ops on the back of horses at Musselburgh races Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeylandJambo Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Just cut the grass can I be groundsman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
will-i-am-a-jambo Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Can I be Pyjama Man please? It's because I wear pyjamas and err well that's about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John McClure Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 i like them "young" can i play right back?!? :youth: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 If we do become an amateur club or a new club, does John Wilson's ban still stand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Bagsy GK coach and may I suggest HOMFC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmfc fan Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I will be the brick wall in defence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Garcia Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I feel left out. What can my job be? I feel the gaffer will have to try to you out in a few positions to see what role best suits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanliHearts Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Edinburgh Maroon. Sounds something like a team out of PES, as they cant get the rights to English football - end up calling teams names like 'Merseyside Red' Edinburgh Derby Maroon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxteth O'Grady Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I could turn up smelling like a brewery, just to make it like the old days at Tynie. I'll help you with that, it's a tough job but the atmosphere is important Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Knows. Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 i was once in france... im your man for scouting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I have asthma, a heart condition, can only run about for about 5mins at a time before collapsing in a heap. Number 6 jersey for me please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Verminator Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I`ve a shed I need to sell, can I take the next corner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I'll be a ball boy, they seem to get into each game for free and sit on their backsides all game.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I'll be a ball boy, they seem to get into each game for free and sit on their backsides all game.... Or you could be John Sutton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 It's like being back at school. In which case, baggsy being Robbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polwarthjambo Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 i hear there's a good jambo who used to sit on the bench for carlisle - i wonder if he might fancy a game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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