Tommy Wiseau Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 1) Murdo MacLeod has seen Celtic play wonderful football on their last 3 visits to Tynecastle. Murdo MacLeod doesn't remember defeats for his team, apparently. 2) People can call for Mr Sergio to be sacked one week and still come on Kickback pretending they were right when we take Celtic apart the next. 3) Rumours of Rudi Skacel's demise have been greatly exaggerated. Mostly by the same people from #2. 4) The Celtic Way - if in doubt, boo the children. Even the ones giving you we're not worthy gestures. 5) The Celtic Way #2 - if you got sent off for over-celebrating last time you were at Tynecastle, better make it a leg breaker next time. 6) Adrian Mrowiec is unbreakable. 7) Turns out Eggert Jonsson is our top boey at centre mid. 8) The centre forward for Livi Maroons under-12s could do a job for my 7s team. 9) Kevin Thomson is a pervert - thanks to the Celtic fan shouting at me out a minibus for giving me the heads up on that one. 10) El Kaddouri is at least 20 years younger than I thought he was. He is, however, just as bad as I thought he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 11. Celtic are quite unbelievably pish. 12. Lennon will be gone by Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Spot on, Franko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted October 2, 2011 Author Share Posted October 2, 2011 PD, that should read: 13) Franko is spot on always. I'll add 14) Mr Romanov in the house = shift put in by his loyal minions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 13. mjallby has a vision problem and can only see the good in what celtic do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williamgerrard Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 11. Celtic are quite unbelievably pish. 12. Lennon will be gone by Christmas. hopefully not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALUM2005 Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 13. Hearts only one today because the opposition were playing on thursday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted October 2, 2011 Author Share Posted October 2, 2011 13. Hearts only one today because the opposition were playing on thursday! You'll not this thread is called "Things I've Learned This Sunday". It is not called "Pish I Just Made Up This Sunday". Hope this helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 14: Neil Lennon is Paulo Sergio's beeaatch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego10 Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Neil Lennon has John Wilson to thank for still being in a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 1) Murdo MacLeod has seen Celtic play wonderful football on their last 3 visits to Tynecastle. Murdo MacLeod doesn't remember defeats for his team, apparently. 2) People can call for Mr Sergio to be sacked one week and still come on Kickback pretending they were right when we take Celtic apart the next. 3) Rumours of Rudi Skacel's demise have been greatly exaggerated. Mostly by the same people from #2. 4) The Celtic Way - if in doubt, boo the children. Even the ones giving you we're not worthy gestures. 5) The Celtic Way #2 - if you got sent off for over-celebrating last time you were at Tynecastle, better make it a leg breaker next time. 6) Adrian Mrowiec is unbreakable. 7) Turns out Eggert Jonsson is our top boey at centre mid. 8) The centre forward for Livi Maroons under-12s could do a job for my 7s team. 9) Kevin Thomson is a pervert - thanks to the Celtic fan shouting at me out a minibus for giving me the heads up on that one. 10) El Kaddouri is at least 20 years younger than I thought he was. He is, however, just as bad as I thought he was. Kevin wants strung up by the baws TBH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC_Hearts Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 13. Hearts only one today because the opposition were playing on thursday! Going by your spelling any chance you have a hand in producing the banners the bheggars take to games with them ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 11. Celtic are quite unbelievably pish. 12. Lennon will be gone by Christmas. Lennon gone by Christmas would not be pleasing. He hasn't a clue and Celtic are going backwards under him. Lennon must stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Rubble Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 13. Hearts only one today because the opposition were playing on thursday! And your point is caller ? sellic fitbaw club ur no as big as they think they are oooh ahh up yer mah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 14: Neil Lennon is Paulo Sergio's beeaatch. 15: Mo Bangura is another complete waste of money. And there's no way that boy is 22! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego10 Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 13. Hearts only one today because the opposition were playing on thursday! We scored two and won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Rubble Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Kevin wants strung up by the baws TBH Kevin likes being strung up by the baws ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_razors_edge Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Neil Lennon is a modern day Lou macari/Liam Brady and long may his reign continue. As for his signings...wanyema? Really??? Bangura??? Eh?? Mathews?? Who?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 13. Hearts only one today because the opposition were playing on thursday! Your right there Finbar, now **** you ****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salvo69 Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 15. Hearts have not let in an SPL goal at home this season!! 16. I think I love stevo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 15. Hearts have not let in an SPL goal at home this season!! 16. I think I love stevo dundee utd scored at tynie when they won this season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Wilder Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Neil Lennon is a modern day Lou macari/Liam Brady and long may his reign continue. As for his signings...wanyema? Really??? Bangura??? Eh?? Mathews?? Who?? A faceless cast of thousands. Arf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted October 2, 2011 Author Share Posted October 2, 2011 15. Hearts have not let in an SPL goal at home this season!! 16. I think I love stevo #15: Back to the revision books, young man, if you learned that today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salvo69 Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Thats the last time I trust a commentator, stole my innocence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted October 2, 2011 Author Share Posted October 2, 2011 Thats the last time I trust a commentator, stole my innocence Get back and edit that comment to say "since Mr Sergio took over". Job's a good un. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salvo69 Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Yeah Mr sergio has not let a goal in at home in the SPL and has won 4 out of 5 drawing the other, good going. The questions is where was the cardigan today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 #17 Neil McCann is still a Jambo (not in doubt but confirmed today imo). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboJay Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 17... I think it is now. Paulo has binned the maroon cardigan and reverted the training kit. Sensible move I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMA MAROON Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 4-3-3 works against the big teams as well. No need to hoof the ball towards the big man up front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted October 2, 2011 Author Share Posted October 2, 2011 Yeah Mr sergio has not let a goal in at home in the SPL and has won 4 out of 5 drawing the other, good going. The questions is where was the cardigan today? You're not a statistician, are you, Salvo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salvo69 Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Hindsight suggests to check facts first before KB rips my stats apart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinger Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 13. Hearts only one today because they out-classed and out played the opponents! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salvo69 Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 18 Gary Neville thinks "Its a lovely sight to see Gareth Bale opening his legs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted October 2, 2011 Author Share Posted October 2, 2011 19. Shhteve McLaren can singelhandedly cost Franko lots and lots of munny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 19. Shhteve McLaren can singelhandedly cost Franko lots and lots of munny. You backed Forest?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munch Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 11. Celtic are quite unbelievably pish. 12. Lennon will be gone by Christmas. 1. Ryan Sephenson is Quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted October 2, 2011 Author Share Posted October 2, 2011 You backed Forest?! Birmingham put everything into that match through the week and after Forest's hiding last week I was expecting a reaction. Didn't look like such a shitey move with 15 minutes to go in fairness. They were in there to bump up my odds a bit to make it a 55/1 job. Only a few quid on, so no harm done to the bank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 19. The wee Celtic game whereby Neil Lennon needlessly walked into Tynecastle flanked by a gorilla of a security guard smirking at the cameras as his fatboy stopped one of the players from getting between them and the TV camera as they faked this unnecessary scene, can totally detract from the game as Celtic failed to turn up at all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Birmingham put everything into that match through the week and after Forest's hiding last week I was expecting a reaction. Didn't look like such a shitey move with 15 minutes to go in fairness. They were in there to bump up my odds a bit to make it a 55/1 job. Only a few quid on, so no harm done to the bank. You can probably back Forest with confidence in their next game. Word on the street is that McClaren will be on his way tonight: meeting going on at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 You backed Forest?! Some might say this is an act of lunacy and further proof that we are dealing with a man whose grip on reality is slipping and whose days at the top are numbered. Although I may have lost money this weekend backing Norwich, Hibernian, Hamburg, Bayern Munich, Marseille and England (-10), there's no way I would have stepped near the McLaren void. Begbie? Now some people say he's gotten a little too big for his spats - but I say he's a man who'll go far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 18 months ago McLaren's reputation was really decent. Its all went a bit boobies up for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 6 i have to give big adrian the pole a man of the match vote today,the boy was outstanding and ran his socks off and was breaking up there play today and took a sore 1 for that thug commons tackle,well done big adrian 10/10 . Imo, he ENDED UP having a good game. In the first half he showed why he doesn`t have a football brain. Broke up some of our OWN attacks and the worst was when he just lumped a ball toward the VicTims box when he had time to bring it down and be more thorough....and even then the lump fell short and Celtic broke dangerously. He did rally himself though and i always admire that and want to see that in players..... Not necessarily playing well but still giving your all for the cause and working to turn things around.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Some might say this is an act of lunacy and further proof that we are dealing with a man whose grip on reality is slipping and whose days at the top are numbered. Although I may have lost money this weekend backing Norwich, Hibernian, Hamburg, Bayern Munich, Marseille and England (-10), there's no way I would have stepped near the McLaren void. Begbie? Now some people say he's gotten a little too big for his spats - but I say he's a man who'll go far. You backed Norwich? You backed Hibs? :what: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 You backed Norwich? You backed Hibs? :what: All seemed perfectly reasonable and rational at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted October 2, 2011 Author Share Posted October 2, 2011 Some might say this is an act of lunacy and further proof that we are dealing with a man whose grip on reality is slipping and whose days at the top are numbered. Although I may have lost money this weekend backing Norwich, Hibernian, Hamburg, Bayern Munich, Marseille and England (-10), there's no way I would have stepped near the McLaren void. Begbie? Now some people say he's gotten a little too big for his spats - but I say he's a man who'll go far. Is that true? Please say it is Have explained my decision making on that coupon and they had all of the game by all accounts - was 15 minutes away from being an inspired choice and the best part of ?200 in the account for less than 3 quid. Since I've already taken the bookies to the cleaners yet again this weekend though, I mustn't be greedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Somewhere around #20 I'm a really fickle Hearts fan who has been apathetic toward my heritage in the last week & wasn't 'up for' todays game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Somewhere around #20 I'm a really fickle Hearts fan who has been apathetic toward my heritage in the last week & wasn't 'up for' todays game. But you're not apathetic about Dundee United, are you Craigie? Eh? Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Is that true? Please say it is Oh yes. In my defence it has to be said that I made big bucks (well, ?40) on Friday night so had to contrive ways of throwing it away over the weekend. Hibs at 18/1 and Shaun's green team at 21/1 seemed like not a bad way of chucking away ?5 of it. Bloody Bayern and Marseille took care of the bulk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Shaun's green team "Shaun's yellow team", actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 But you're not apathetic about Dundee United, are you Craigie? Eh? Eh? Never shouted a chant for DU mate. But, I'm getting your drift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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