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Just got a text from a mate saying him and Stevo spitroasted your mum last night.

 

That's right, your mum. And she loved it.

 

 

Excellent........ :whistling::thumbsup:

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some people need to get a grip. Just got put out of the cup by the team you support- get invited out with them.. probably got a roasting from them all night had a bevvy.. oh well.. he's scottish it seams like a normal wednesday night!?

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Being suspended by the club while an internal enquiry is carried out!

Press conference called for 3pm apparently.

 

My mate just text me from McLeod Street and the press are gathering already.

 

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Press conference called for 3pm apparently.

 

My mate just text me from McLeod Street and the press are gathering already.

 

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Have just heard that a loan deal to Kaunas has been set up. God bless VR and his zero-tolerance to partying.

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Christians, and I count myself as one, should of all people know not to judge unless they are in full possession of all the facts, and not condemn anyone on hearsay.

And it's no excuse to say you said IF true, you should wait until you do have the facts before you before you get stuck into someone.

 

 

So Christians are not to express an opinion on anything unless they have all the facts? We are just to keep our mouths shut and not have a personality? Nonsense.

 

Religion should not have been brought into this thread. It was just an attempt to score cheap points.

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So Christians are not to express an opinion on anything unless they have all the facts? We are just to keep our mouths shut and not have a personality? Nonsense.

 

Religion should not have been brought into this thread. It was just an attempt to score cheap points.

 

I disagree. I brought it up to make a salient point regarding the over-riding hypocrisy of humanity. And stuff.

 

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I disagree. I brought it up to make a salient point regarding the over-riding hypocrisy of humanity. And stuff.

 

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Humanity? So why aim it directly at my post and make mention of God forgiving someone?

 

You know fine well what you were doing but are backtracking.

 

Might seem like i am making a big deal out of it, but if every time I post something some wise guy (and you were not the only one on this thread) is going to bring it all back to my faith, that is simply not on. Same thing happened to Colinmaroon the other day on another thread.

 

If every opinion you made I turned it back to something personal about you, you would not be too chuffed either.

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Humanity? So why aim it directly at my post and make mention of God forgiving someone?

 

You know fine well what you were doing but are backtracking.

 

Might seem like i am making a big deal out of it, but if every time I post something some wise guy (and you were not the only one on this thread) is going to bring it all back to my faith, that is simply not on. Same thing happened to Colinmaroon the other day on another thread.

 

If every opinion you made I turned it back to something personal about you, you would not be too chuffed either.

 

JEEZO SCOTT, I WAS JUST JOKING.

 

Honestly, I feel like King Herod when he was baptising Joseph on the Ark.

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JEEZO SCOTT, I WAS JUST JOKING.

 

Honestly, I feel like King Herod when he was baptising Joseph on the Ark.

 

I am not going to rise to the wind up any more. I have made my point, but I wonder if you would mock the scriptures of any other faith on here like that?

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I am not going to rise to the wind up any more. I have made my point, but I wonder if you would mock the scriptures of any other faith on here like that?

 

Oh **** aye.

 

Which one do you want?

 

I do a great Tanakh.

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JEEZO SCOTT, I WAS JUST JOKING.

 

Honestly, I feel like King Herod when he was baptising Joseph on the Ark.

 

 

I hope you washed your hands Pilating that thing

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I hope you washed your hands Pilating that thing

 

It reminds me of the story of Mohammed and his twin brother, Dave.

 

Dave got all the BURSD, and went down the Mecca Diggers every night to get smashed.

 

Meanwhile, big Mo was relegated to flicking one off the wrist to "Shepherd Weekly". He didn't like that, so he booted Dave's hole for him, and founded Islam to teach him a lesson and stuff.

 

SEE SCOTT, I AM AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES WUM.

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It reminds me of the story of Mohammed and his twin brother, Dave.

 

Dave got all the BURSD, and went down the Mecca Diggers every night to get smashed.

 

Meanwhile, big Mo was relegated to flicking one off the wrist to "Shepherd Weekly". He didn't like that, so he booted Dave's hole for him, and founded Islam to teach him a lesson and stuff.

 

SEE SCOTT, I AM AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES WUM.

 

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It reminds me of the story of Mohammed and his twin brother, Dave.

 

Dave got all the BURSD, and went down the Mecca Diggers every night to get smashed.

 

Meanwhile, big Mo was relegated to flicking one off the wrist to "Shepherd Weekly". He didn't like that, so he booted Dave's hole for him, and founded Islam to teach him a lesson and stuff.

 

SEE SCOTT, I AM AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES WUM.

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3 or 4 wonderful little tangents on this thread, but Jack of Hearts' post deserves to be put in classics on its own.

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Ryan Stevenson has never hidden the fact that he is an Ayr supporter. He probably caught up with a few old friends and had a drink with them. The team he supports had a big result last night and although he probably wishes in wasn't against Hearts I've no problem with him being "Ayr till he dies.".

 

If sure that if Ryan had been selected last night he would have done his upmost to secure a win for Hearts. Fact is he wasn't picked to play so don't see the problem here.

 

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I read this post and immediately regretted devoting 2 minutes of my life to doing so. It's the biggest load of gash on the internet since the release of Paris Hilton's sex tape.

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Storm in a teacup.

 

Simple fact is that there would have been no celebrations in Ayr last night if the players had done their jobs on the pitch. The anger should be reserved for them!

 

BOOOOOOSH! Back of the net!!!!!

 

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I read this post and immediately regretted devoting 2 minutes of my life to doing so. It's the biggest load of gash on the internet since the release of Paris Hilton's sex tape.

 

how dare u insult any sort of porn! :angry:

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So Christians are not to express an opinion on anything unless they have all the facts?

 

I can see that causing an issue for any religion. :blink:

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Dik Mar Van Nostrilboy

This place is ridiculous, yes last night was a shambles, so what every team loses at one point or another but just need to get on with it, we are sitting in a decent position in the league and still have a scottish cup run to look forward to!

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Heard that Jesus was out too, getting pissed with Stevo, singing Ayr songs and generally making a bearded nuisance of himself, what do we make of that? Personally, I'm thinking of handing back my season ticket in protest.

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So Christians are not to express an opinion on anything unless they have all the facts? We are just to keep our mouths shut and not have a personality? Nonsense.

 

Religion should not have been brought into this thread. It was just an attempt to score cheap points.

 

See, I'm the kind of Hearts fan* who wouldn't condemn either Hearts or any member of staff based on rumour.

Now, if it's another team or their players then that is fair game, even if it's made up and garbage. Hypocrisy, but that's what fans are like.

Tell you something, though, if I ever did hear news that was detrimental to Hearts, this is the last place in the world that I'd mention it. (I'm not ITK so that will never arise)

* I'm not a better fan than anyone else.

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Exactly. When Gary Locke did it whiile playing for Killie no-one batted an eyelifd. One thing is for absolutely certain, if I played for AANY team I would celebrate a Hearts win EVERY time, even if it was against 'my' team.

 

 

I'm sure Lockie was allowed to go to Hearts games as long as it never intervered with his duties while at Killie.

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Dik Mar Van Nostrilboy

Heard that Jesus was out too, getting pissed with Stevo, singing Ayr songs and generally making a bearded nuisance of himself, what do we make of that? Personally, I'm thinking of handing back my season ticket in protest.

 

Suso was obviously serving the drinks! LOLOL nah.

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I read this post and immediately regretted devoting 2 minutes of my life to doing so. It's the biggest load of gash on the internet since the release of Paris Hilton's sex tape.

 

ive never seen that tape, do you get to see a load of gash? If so, i may have to find said film and peruse it.

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