tartofmidlothian Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 :rofl: Who's going to call first? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25735487 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 So instead of discussing important matters, they are standing like arseholes outside Hampden posing for photographs. That parasite Wishart can piss off as well - dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 You couldn't make it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 We should all leave funny phone call ironic messages on their voicemail. Dear Scottish Football, I was dismayed to learn that Neil Doncaster is in fact a collection of rodents working a giant rodent siege engine covered with a semi-human looking printed bed sheet. I do not find it acceptable or palatable that our game is being overseen by a collection of vermin on wheeled scaffholding covered in bed linen. Yours in outrage, Some pure Gonad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back to 2005 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 What a bunch of complete *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 So instead of discussing important matters, they are standing like arseholes outside Hampden posing for photographs. That parasite Wishart can piss off as well - dick. Absolutely. You would think that whilst we are trying to seek clarity to see if we can sign unemployed footballers in Februrary with no detriment to the existing ones we employ, which would physically and mentally aid our other players in addition, he would be helping us out with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zachearts Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Its actually getting laughable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 What the actual? Honestly thought the OP was having a laugh with the title. So anyone can phone up and report match fixing? Celtic fans will explode the landline if they're ever denied a stonewall throw-in. Also, just looking at Neil Doncaster does honestly almost make me physically sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Interesting. So what is the problem? Referees cheating? Players being paid to do something for betting world? What evidence do they have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back to 2005 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Can you phone up and question the integrity of someone who accepts a grossly over inflated salary for doing feck all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Call reporting Gollum for match fixing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Dan Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Nae phone number in that article I'll just dial 999 and ask plod to investigate bare faced lying and bending of the rules to suit an unknown agenda. I name Doncaster as the prime suspect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Integrity hotline? 'Hello, I'd like to report the SFA for a lack of integrity. And the SPFL while I'm at it . Cheers.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Were Andy Davis and Dug Eyes too long ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Putting illegal match betting in there might cause them some bother. Imagine all the two match bans they'll be needing to hand out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo191 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Jesus christ. They really ate taking the ******* piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol1874 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Jesus christ. They really ate taking the ******* piss. Agreed. Having two folk right at the front of the photo who have shown they can't fix anything about Scottish football asking people not to fix Scottish football matches is certainly taking the piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back to 2005 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Agreed. Having two folk right at the front of the photo who have shown they can't fix anything about Scottish football asking people not to fix Scottish football matches is certainly taking the piss. They did try to fix it so a new club would be put straight in to the SPL. A fine example of Scottish footballs integrity I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 They did try to fix it so a new club would be put straight in to the SPL. A fine example of Scottish footballs integrity I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 They did try to fix it so a new club would be put straight in to the SPL. A fine example of Scottish footballs integrity I think. And went that failed, they tried to bully and bribe Division One Clubs into accepting the new club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Feck me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 I wonder what the great defender of all things blazerish will have to say in there defence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 I wonder what the great defender of all things blazerish will have to say in there defence? Who do you think is answering the calls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Lecter Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 You really couldn't make it up. Sent from my ST23i using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Who do you think is answering the calls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Can someone post our card per foul and card per game compared to other team stats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETTY29 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 If I had the energy, Id call up re a proven liar getting a gig in the refereeing development dept. But I can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clark Griswold Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Peter lawell answering the phones no doubt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Lawson will be all over this ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToadKiller Dog Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Might call them and ask them to define Integrity to me or what they understand it to be . Bet you get routed to a call centre in India Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpyjambo Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Does anyone have the phone number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallas Green Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scots civil war Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 i reckon lawson could do a job for the sfa/spfl/wtf hed sort em imposters out dial lawson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swavkav Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 So whats the number? I couldnt see it on that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i wish jj was my dad Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 They don't do irony at Hamdump do they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 GFA and Integrity is a new oxy moron surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deevers Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 The fact that Dougie McDonald is back in the fold in the Refereeing Department there tells you all you need to know about the standards of integrity in use by the SFA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JyTees Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Scottish football is on its knees! A laughing stock!! We don't even have a sponsor!!! Thank **** for this initiative. Should sort things out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandylejambo Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 how's this for integrity, we cant field 11 players for an away match, what with injuries and players having school in the morning, against some diddy team that's relying on our away support to see them through, wonder if that would put the cat amongst the pigeons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davie1980 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 You do know that this is going to be swamped with irate hibs fans .net will be going into meltdown just now plotting and scheming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Scottish football is on its knees! A laughing stock!! We don't even have a sponsor!!! Thank **** for this initiative. Should sort things out. The underlined always gives me a tragic . Is there actually ANY top flight league in Europe or the world which can't find a sponsor... at all? On a side note, roughly how much money are teams losing or missing out on by this shambolic organisation that has seen even the 3rd division get a sponsor but not the SPL? Hearts must be down a decent sum that we could badly do with? As for in italics, aye that'll work guys, don't worry. They've added a chatline and changed some names, everything's fine now, forget the serious financial difficulty in Scottish football 'cos now we can phone up and have a wee moan . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Scottish Hotline Integrity Telephone Exchange Or S.H.I.T.E for short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Setting up an anonymous call centre? What the actual?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 They want to find out how badly exposed they corruption is, so they can shut up those who can do them most harm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Set up and regulated by the 'immune' dicks that everyone complains about. Erseholes. Will be jammed from lochend when the Gay, Lesbian and incest line is too busy. **** Doncaster and co Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahgrassyshoes Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Beyond parody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 What was Ian Black's punishment for his 200 offences again ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 We should all leave funny phone call ironic messages on their voicemail. Dear Scottish Football, I was dismayed to learn that Neil Doncaster is in fact a collection of rodents working a giant rodent siege engine covered with a semi-human looking printed bed sheet. I do not find it acceptable or palatable that our game is being overseen by a collection of vermin on wheeled scaffholding covered in bed linen. Yours in outrage, Some pure Gonad. Class! "Semi-Human looking printed bedsheet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_A wehatethehibs Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 The league has no sponsor and the people in charge are busy setting up an integrity hotline what are the rules if the spfl themselves go into administration? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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