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Right, had quite a confusing night. Me and a couple of work colleagues have been hanging out with a couple of girls over here, it's all kicked off tonight over cheap beers and it turns out that 2 of us like the same girl, she likes me but also doesn't want to **** off my mate. Had great fun trying to work out what the hell was going on before.

 

So, basically, what to do?

 

Get her pumped doesn't count, that's a given!

 

Girls please step forward and yell me what to do, blokes, speak up if it'll be any use!

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Right, had quite a confusing night. Me and a couple of work colleagues have been hanging out with a couple of girls over here, it's all kicked off tonight over cheap beers and it turns out that 2 of us like the same girl, she likes me but also doesn't want to **** off my mate. Had great fun trying to work out what the hell was going on before.

 

So, basically, what to do?

 

Get her pumped doesn't count, that's a given!

 

Girls please step forward and yell me what to do, blokes, speak up if it'll be any use!

 

 

 

 

Not much experience of women post imo:2thumbsup:

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Not much experience of women post imo:2thumbsup:

 

Scarily accurate.....do you know him?

 

Dude, id get it rattled. Mind and wipe the dust of yer willy first though eh? You should also watch some porn first so you remember what to do. Tell yer mate its tough tittie and then pull her in front of him.

 

I love yer drunk posts by the way.

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Miller Jambo 60
Right, had quite a confusing night. Me and a couple of work colleagues have been hanging out with a couple of girls over here, it's all kicked off tonight over cheap beers and it turns out that 2 of us like the same girl, she likes me but also doesn't want to **** off my mate. Had great fun trying to work out what the hell was going on before.

 

So, basically, what to do?

 

Get her pumped doesn't count, that's a given!

 

Girls please step forward and yell me what to do, blokes, speak up if it'll be any use!

 

By the sounds of it ,you have met a girl, whats the prob, tell your mates to do one.

Not the first time ive fallen out with a mate over a burd we both liked.

Like the other poster said man up.

Or pm I8 he will give you a few tips.

Even a pair of womens drawers so if you ever get that far you will no you are not lost:2thumbsup::2thumbsup:

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Right, had quite a confusing night. Me and a couple of work colleagues have been hanging out with a couple of girls over here, it's all kicked off tonight over cheap beers and it turns out that 2 of us like the same girl, she likes me but also doesn't want to **** off my mate. Had great fun trying to work out what the hell was going on before.

 

So, basically, what to do?

 

Get her pumped doesn't count, that's a given!

 

Girls please step forward and yell me what to do, blokes, speak up if it'll be any use!

 

 

Sounds to me like she's hot for your mate. If she really liked you she wouldn't give him a second thought,

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Do a childish dance whilst laughing in your mates face then get her pumped!

 

If he takes the hump because a bird likes you more than him then he's not really a mate!

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Brian Whittaker's Tache

Tell the bird your mate's a 'lifter. Problem solved

 

I did this in revenge to one of my mates years ago after I came back from the bar in Busters and he was firing into the bird I was warming up and left me with the ten pinter. About a fortnight later revenge was exacted.

 

We're still best mates now

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Go wae the bird.

 

Basically she doesn't like your mate so hard lines for your mate tbh.

 

If he's a real mate he'll understand, if he goes in the huff with you then get shot.

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Right, had quite a confusing night. Me and a couple of work colleagues have been hanging out with a couple of girls over here, it's all kicked off tonight over cheap beers and it turns out that 2 of us like the same girl, she likes me but also doesn't want to **** off my mate. Had great fun trying to work out what the hell was going on before.

 

So, basically, what to do?

 

Get her pumped doesn't count, that's a given!

 

Girls please step forward and yell me what to do, blokes, speak up if it'll be any use!

Surely if she liked you that much she wouldn't give a s h i t what you're mate felt?And what you have to do is think what if the roles were reversed ?Do you think your'e mate would have bothered if it was him she fancied?

If i was you,i would go for it,:2thumbsup:

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Every man for himself, if its someone even your own brother fancied...who cares, may the best man win

 

Haha theres a story there involving the OP and a ginger schlag......

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This thread is hysterical! :laugh:

 

Bert - don't let your loyalty to your mate get in the way of what you really want to do. If you do let it get in the way, you'll regret it. All you have to do is be tactful and don't hurt him unnecessarily: but as your mate, he'll deal with it and will understand.

 

Incidentally: to those who've said that surely she wouldn't give a **** about your mate if she really likes you - that'd be true if she wasn't a nice girl. But it sounds like she is, and appreciates it's complicated. Between the two of you, I'm sure you'll figure something out.

 

And as soon as you do - GET HER PUMPED!

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This thread is hysterical! :laugh:

 

Bert - don't let your loyalty to your mate get in the way of what you really want to do. If you do let it get in the way, you'll regret it. All you have to do is be tactful and don't hurt him unnecessarily: but as your mate, he'll deal with it and will understand.

 

Incidentally: to those who've said that surely she wouldn't give a **** about your mate if she really likes you - that'd be true if she wasn't a nice girl. But it sounds like she is, and appreciates it's complicated. Between the two of you, I'm sure you'll figure something out.

 

And as soon as you do - GET HER PUMPED!

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This thread is hysterical! :laugh:

 

Bert - don't let your loyalty to your mate get in the way of what you really want to do. If you do let it get in the way, you'll regret it. All you have to do is be tactful and don't hurt him unnecessarily: but as your mate, he'll deal with it and will understand.

 

Incidentally: to those who've said that surely she wouldn't give a **** about your mate if she really likes you - that'd be true if she wasn't a nice girl. But it sounds like she is, and appreciates it's complicated. Between the two of you, I'm sure you'll figure something out.

 

And as soon as you do - GET HER PUMPED!

 

Pah, bugger all that. You could have left it at GET HER PUMPED. The real question is, should you GET HER PUMPED and then dump her. I once GOT HER PUMPED, she's now my wife. Just think about it.

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Bird's point of view..If you both really like each other and you think there's something in it then go for it as if she fancies you and not your mate he'll lick his wounds i'm sure then come round. If you just think of her as a cheap thrill I wouldn't risk my mate being fecked off at me. If you treat her like crap and he really liked her that would probably risk your friendship.

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Have a road test, if the performance, handling and ride quality isn't up to your standards then tell your mate to carry on.

 

This is the buying a new car thread isn't it?

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Have a road test, if the performance, handling and ride quality isn't up to your standards then tell your mate to carry on.

 

This is the buying a new car thread isn't it?

She might be like a Peugeot, "ride of your life"

 

Well you's both like each other, go for it. Things are complicated sometimes but that's life, but if it means you'll be happy then who's going to argue.

 

Ask yourself 2 questions

Will you regret it if you don't?

If you were in your mates situation, wouldn't you want to see a mate being happy, even if it meant licking your wounds and accepting you lost out on this one?

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Johanes de Silentio
If he is a close mate why don't you offer him the opportunity to top 'n' tail her with you?

 

Wrongful! :nah:

 

Nail the burd - that's a given - she wants it! :2thumbsup:

 

Your mate? See what happens once you've nailed the burd!

 

Enjoy! :2thumbsup:

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Thanks for all the "help"

 

Just to add more to the story, she is my bosses daughter. As if that wasn't enough, our job just now means we have host families. Guess who my mate's staying with just now???

 

yup, so a pretty simple "get her pumped" just became a whole lot more complicated, no?

 

In any case he hasn't got her pumped yet and he's been living in the same house nearly 2 weeks so I guess that puts me in pole position?

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This thread is hysterical! :laugh:

 

Bert - don't let your loyalty to your mate get in the way of what you really want to do. If you do let it get in the way, you'll regret it. All you have to do is be tactful and don't hurt him unnecessarily: but as your mate, he'll deal with it and will understand.

 

Incidentally: to those who've said that surely she wouldn't give a **** about your mate if she really likes you - that'd be true if she wasn't a nice girl. But it sounds like she is, and appreciates it's complicated. Between the two of you, I'm sure you'll figure something out.

 

And as soon as you do - GET HER PUMPED!

 

 

Deirdre? Is that you?

 

:2thumbsup:

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spelt deirdre wrong, and it still looks wrong !
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Thanks for all the "help"

 

Just to add more to the story, she is my bosses daughter. As if that wasn't enough, our job just now means we have host families. Guess who my mate's staying with just now???

 

yup, so a pretty simple "get her pumped" just became a whole lot more complicated, no?

 

In any case he hasn't got her pumped yet and he's been living in the same house nearly 2 weeks so I guess that puts me in pole position?

 

Bert Bert Bert.......

 

Jesus christ son. Get it nailed you pussy! Its no the love of your life we're talking about, you dont live in America so you can pretty much do what you want.

 

Alternatively, go out, get wrecked and dump the old love spuds in some vulnerable young lady.

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Bird's point of view..If you both really like each other and you think there's something in it then go for it as if she fancies you and not your mate he'll lick his wounds i'm sure then come round. If you just think of her as a cheap thrill I wouldn't risk my mate being fecked off at me. If you treat her like crap and he really liked her that would probably risk your friendship.

 

Nah.

 

Guys aint like that. After realising that she is gonna get pumped, hard, a bloke has accepted it at that stage. 1 pump or ten pumps later makes no difference.

 

In fact when I think about it, if he does just pump her once or twice and bin her sorry @ss, then it actually gives the other boy a decent chance at a pump too, if he can get in there quick and make sure its his shoulder she cries on. He could tell her, with a sympathetic look on his puss, that he knew this was going to happen and that he was against it from the start but at the end of the day he's one of his mates and just sorry to see her hurt like this. Guaranteed he'll be nailing her senseless not long after those words leave his lips.

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