vaders uncle Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 As gullable and stupid as I am there is one time of the year that I SHOULD remember but I do not. I am married to a wonderful woman Jean who at most of the time ahappy go lucky lady who enjoys a larf. The time of the year is in fact today, April the first, "April Fools Day". This morning whilst heading into work I was listening to the CD in the car and I got two messages in a fairly close time. One was from my nephew and the other rom my wife. It stated..... "Tried to phone you. Hearts are in administration, Romanoff has pulled the plug. SPL to deduct 15 points and that puts us below the Hibs and in the bottom 6. This could be our last season". Well to say I was upset was an understatement and I thought that I would try and call to see where etc this was heard, as I was about to dial I had an incoming call (hands free) and when I told my colleague about this text he was shocked etc and he said that he had missed that bit on the news.... I then called the wife and asked her a wee bit about it and after a minute it clicked.......what a fe##in bitch, she was left without a name I have to admit. She has played many tricks but this is the lowest of the low. If she said my granny or the dog had died or that the house was on fire I would have thought fine but to say that the Mighty Hearts were in administration, she (and my nephew) had planned thois all on Saturday before the Holland match. WHAT A BITCH .....Agree/Disagree What should I do to them both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Change your phone number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Smack them about. It's the only way to get even in this case :smash: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Good old Romanoff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bn jambo Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 April fools jokes are supposed to be funny that most certainly isn't, you should string them both up Although you really shouldn't have fallen for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Leave her for a 22 year old Polish bird with big tits and a tight arse. That'll learn her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Double post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chesser13 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 As gullable and stupid as I am there is one time of the year that I SHOULD remember but I do not. I am married to a wonderful woman Jean who at most of the time ahappy go lucky lady who enjoys a larf. The time of the year is in fact today, April the first, "April Fools Day". This morning whilst heading into work I was listening to the CD in the car and I got two messages in a fairly close time. One was from my nephew and the other rom my wife. It stated..... "Tried to phone you. Hearts are in administration, Romanoff has pulled the plug. SPL to deduct 15 points and that puts us below the Hibs and in the bottom 6. This could be our last season". Well to say I was upset was an understatement and I thought that I would try and call to see where etc this was heard, as I was about to dial I had an incoming call (hands free) and when I told my colleague about this text he was shocked etc and he said that he had missed that bit on the news.... I then called the wife and asked her a wee bit about it and after a minute it clicked.......what a fe##in bitch, she was left without a name I have to admit. She has played many tricks but this is the lowest of the low. If she said my granny or the dog had died or that the house was on fire I would have thought fine but to say that the Mighty Hearts were in administration, she (and my nephew) had planned thois all on Saturday before the Holland match. WHAT A BITCH .....Agree/Disagree What should I do to them both? LOL!!! May I just say; before you see me on Saturday - I wasn't in on this!!! LMAO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vader Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 As gullable and stupid as I am there is one time of the year that I SHOULD remember but I do not. I am married to a wonderful woman Jean who at most of the time ahappy go lucky lady who enjoys a larf. The time of the year is in fact today, April the first, "April Fools Day". This morning whilst heading into work I was listening to the CD in the car and I got two messages in a fairly close time. One was from my nephew and the other rom my wife. It stated..... "Tried to phone you. Hearts are in administration, Romanoff has pulled the plug. SPL to deduct 15 points and that puts us below the Hibs and in the bottom 6. This could be our last season". Well to say I was upset was an understatement and I thought that I would try and call to see where etc this was heard, as I was about to dial I had an incoming call (hands free) and when I told my colleague about this text he was shocked etc and he said that he had missed that bit on the news.... I then called the wife and asked her a wee bit about it and after a minute it clicked.......what a fe##in bitch, she was left without a name I have to admit. She has played many tricks but this is the lowest of the low. If she said my granny or the dog had died or that the house was on fire I would have thought fine but to say that the Mighty Hearts were in administration, she (and my nephew) had planned thois all on Saturday before the Holland match. WHAT A BITCH .....Agree/Disagree What should I do to them both? Haha! That is all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vader Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Haha! That is all! On second thoughts, I think that you should get your nephew a pint tonight and then give him a lift home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaders uncle Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 yeh right on the lift home, he can speak to jis accomplice and she can give him a lift.......on her broomstick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaders uncle Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 Apologies for the spelling, I am till bealing!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chesser13 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 On second thoughts, I think that you should get your nephew a pint tonight and then give him a lift home! Okay - who's heading along to The Just to see Vader and Vader's Uncle b!tch slap each other?!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaders uncle Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 LOL!!! May I just say; before you see me on Saturday - I wasn't in on this!!! LMAO!! I believe you young man and we can sit and ignore them, c'mon the Hearts!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdust Caesar Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 On second thoughts, I think that you should get your nephew a pint tonight and then give him a lift home! And if he doesn't you can blackmail him by threatening to tell his missus that he calls her a bitch on a widely read forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaders uncle Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 And if he doesn't you can blackmail him by threatening to tell his missus that he calls her a bitch on a widely read forum. She was called more than a bitch I have to admit, revenge will be mine!! HAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Slap her to the ground like the pathetic bitch that she is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Set about them both with the cat carrier. [ATTACH]2124[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 As gullable and stupid as I am there is one time of the year that I SHOULD remember but I do not. I am married to a wonderful woman Jean who at most of the time ahappy go lucky lady who enjoys a larf. The time of the year is in fact today, April the first, "April Fools Day". This morning whilst heading into work I was listening to the CD in the car and I got two messages in a fairly close time. One was from my nephew and the other rom my wife. It stated..... "Tried to phone you. Hearts are in administration, Romanoff has pulled the plug. SPL to deduct 15 points and that puts us below the Hibs and in the bottom 6. This could be our last season". Well to say I was upset was an understatement and I thought that I would try and call to see where etc this was heard, as I was about to dial I had an incoming call (hands free) and when I told my colleague about this text he was shocked etc and he said that he had missed that bit on the news.... I then called the wife and asked her a wee bit about it and after a minute it clicked.......what a fe##in bitch, she was left without a name I have to admit. She has played many tricks but this is the lowest of the low. If she said my granny or the dog had died or that the house was on fire I would have thought fine but to say that the Mighty Hearts were in administration, she (and my nephew) had planned thois all on Saturday before the Holland match. WHAT A BITCH .....Agree/Disagree What should I do to them both? fein..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Slap her to the ground like the pathetic bitch that she is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaders uncle Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 fein..? read f##kin my mistake missing letters ec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Leave her for a 22 year old Polish bird with big tits and a tight arse. That'll learn her. Double post ...but if it was as good as the first one it was worth leaving in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 The op is obviously too stupid to be in possession of a mobile phone and should be forced to hand it back! Seriously tho, you were well got mate. ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I think, in modern parlance, ..... you got pwned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest juvehearts Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 people tried to get me yesterday i heard one that callum elliot was called up got told my real father had left me a house in portobello fae my auntie got told that barak obama's air force one plane made an emegerancy landing at frankfurt airport. PMQ's was cancelled due to a bomb threat at buckingham pallace too. funny one that was hoping it was true lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 people tried to get me yesterday i heard one that callum elliot was called up got told my real father had left me a house in portobello fae my auntie got told that barak obama's air force one plane made an emegerancy landing at frankfurt airport. PMQ's was cancelled due to a bomb threat at buckingham pallace too. funny one that was hoping it was true lol Got a fellow jambo yesterday saying that Gordon was coming back to Tyne she replied fact or rumour. How are you mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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