Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 The best piece of graffiti I've ever seen was on the M40, shortly before the junction at Hillingdon, NW London. It was from 2003 (Iraq war and all that jazz), and read: BIG UP TO THE DAILY MIRROR! (BUT ONLY ON CERTAIN ISSUES) My favourite piece of graffiti was on a big long wall near the Exelsior Stadium in Airdrie. Someone had written, in 4ft tall letters: "Whatever b******d killed my dog is dead!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 My favourite piece of graffiti was on a big long wall near the Exelsior Stadium in Airdrie. Someone had written, in 4ft tall letters: "Whatever b******d killed my dog is dead!" No way to talk about your wife Ma Ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 If she's as manky as the majority seem to suggest, he will surely at least appreciate the smell of nae Pam in the morning... In reality, that's a belter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david mcgee Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 The dodgy green changing rooms at Clermiston park had the " Nou Camp " painted on it. Always made me smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 The dodgy green changing rooms at Clermiston park had the " Nou Camp " painted on it. Always made me smile. That place had the worst shower room since Auschwitz. Buffalo Bill . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamTarts1874 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 "ZOIG IS GAY" I remember seeing that everywhere near where I live. Me and my Dad were on the bus going to Tynie to see the Hearts, he peers out of the bus window and see's the graffiti and mutters under his breath "Zoig...is...gay" "Eh? What's that all about? You seen that son?" My Dad asks me. "Well, Zoig, apparently, he's a gay!" I reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 "ZOIG IS GAY" I remember seeing that everywhere near where I live. Me and my Dad were on the bus going to Tynie to see the Hearts, he peers out of the bus window and see's the graffiti and mutters under his breath "Zoig...is...gay" "Eh? What's that all about? You seen that son?" My Dad asks me. "Well, Zoig, apparently, he's a gay!" I reply. Did this happen back when John Robertson was at Hearts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Linda, me and Graeme Souness will now have to have words with you, mate. Buffalo Bill . I can handle you and Graeme Souness, but Linda's a different proposition altogether Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I can handle you and Graeme Souness, but Linda's a different proposition altogether Aye John they are maybe wee but you dont mess wi them:42: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Forgot to stop on my way past! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereward Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Forgot to stop on my way past! That's what Pam said! (I am crying on the inside) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towzer Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 The dodgy green changing rooms at Clermiston park had the " Nou Camp " painted on it. Always made me smile. Daubed on the entrance by George"podge"Coghill. A woderful footballer when he was young and a very funny guy. I myself graced the Nou Camp for 12 years,as did Era Macaroons who cleaned the showers and washed the strips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scots civil war Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 as i was driving past stratford shopping centre in east london one night i clocked a piece of very large spray can letters on a wall,noticable to all the ongoing traffic flying past, and it read `white *******s` alf garnett would be turning in his grave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupert Pupkin Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Spraypainted on a shop @ Drip road RAPLOCH "CELTIC 7 POINTS CLEAR YEE HAW!!!" WHY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
championsleaguefan Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 2 Bits of gaffiti that stick in my mind and have now sadly vanished were the air raid warning siren at Oxgangs outside the goodies it simply read Bar-Ox. And at Gilmerton on the Electricity substation just before the bridge read Skins. these lasted years I can remember them from when I was very young the culprits probaly thought it was funny that what the wrote when they were young lasted so long 20 odd years in some cases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbos Right Peg Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Here you go. I recognise that as Phil Machugh's hand writting. So good news he and Pam are back togother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I recognise that as Phil Machugh's hand writting. So good news he and Pam are back togother Him and Pam are inseparable Always will be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyJambo Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Outside the Stratties written on the scafalding - You dont have to be a jakey to drink here but it helps . On a Lost poster for a budgie - I ate it. It was tasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith greenhill Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 The dodgy green changing rooms at Clermiston park had the " Nou Camp " painted on it. Always made me smile. played there plenty of times wi clerrie hearts and heriot vale.i know who painted this as well but im not a grass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piper X Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 played there plenty of times wi clerrie hearts and heriot vale.i know who painted this as well but im not a grass. So do I. McCabe told me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomber Harris' Best Mate Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Who is KEN MORE ? South Bridge/Chamber Street University wall, opposite Infirmary Street, been there for years. On a gabel wall in Gilmerton the words HEARTS FC, DIVISION 1 CHAMPS 1979/80, don't know if it's still there but it's stood the test of time as that place is full of republican beggars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomber Harris' Best Mate Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 On the North Bridge, spray painted by some twit...... "Hibs done Millwall". If only they knew ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franky Frankopolous Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 On the North Bridge, spray painted by some twit...... "Hibs done Millwall". If only they knew ? Another myth from the in-breds down ER but hey let them still believe all their tales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GforGallo Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playtime Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Well if Pam does not forgive him its there as a constant reminder to him for failing. even if she dont forgive him, we all know that wont be his last pump at the imfamouse Pam! SHE LOVES IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Bit of a random thread to bring back, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab87 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Peacock Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 (edited) Inside a toilet cubicle door at Scarborough Cricket Ground there was a sign which said "PLEASE BOLT THE DOOR". Underneath somebody had written "'OR BERNARD WILL COME IN AND HE WILL W4NK YOU" Try knocking a tom tit out after reading that. Edited May 25, 2009 by Captain_Peacock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Inside a toilet cubicle door at Scarborough Cricket Ground there was a sign which said "PLEASE BOLT THE DOOR". Underneath somebody had written "'OR BERNARD WILL COME IN AND HE WILL W4NK YOU" Try knocking a tom tit out after reading that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dia Liom Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 On the inside of the toilet cubicle at the big Library in town there is the classic: How does you sh** feel? and someone else has written.... Like getting sha**ed up the a*** in reverse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 "In a land of screws and jails the gracie system never fails...............kick to kill" Circa 1988 on the wall at the shops opposite The Cabin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winston churchill Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 years ago before they pulled it down. sprayed on the old stone railway bridge across ferry road as you come into pilton from crew toll. WELCOME TAE THE BRONX YPD RULES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 HEARTS SERVICE CREW at Haymarket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Haggis Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Written at the bottom of a raised toilet cubicle side wall in Stirling Uni - glanced upon it whist mid poo.. "Danger, midjets limbo dancing..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Neave told me one that he saw on a desk at Stirling Uni; 'Port Vale 'Til I Die.' 'Southend United Are ****.' Which I found to be funny as ****, for the random factor more than anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Garcia Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Ah the Stirling Uni desks, The best one saying "Whats Green and Sha gs Grannies? Me in my green jumper" Always amused when I sat at that library desk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreigC1 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Some fud at my uni used to like carving "I'm Spartacus!" into the desks. It amused and also managed to irritate me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Peacock Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 As seen in FHM (I think). Slogan on a wall at the end of an alley between 2 buildings "Fu*k You". If a pedestrian was to enter the alley and look over his shoulder (as one might in such an alley) on the reverse side of previously mentioned wall "yes you, don't make me tell you again". In the same mag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theshed Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 exploited barmy army... remember first seeing this on a wall in musselburgh between 79-81, still there to this day if you look very close Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 "Pumped" "Get her" Or "it"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Macaroons Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Daubed on the entrance by George"podge"Coghill.A woderful footballer when he was young and a very funny guy. I myself graced the Nou Camp for 12 years,as did Era Macaroons who cleaned the showers and washed the strips. Ha cheeky bugger, just spotted this....many a team crumpled at the famous Cleri Nou Camp with the worst showers I ever used in 30 years of playing football. Most of the team were trademen as well, the showers were always 'gonnae get fixed for the next match'. P.S Your strip was always the easiest to clean Towzer.... never any mud or sweat on it:2thumbsup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Written on the wall of the loos in the old Leith Academy days after they'd been painted. "The painters work was all in vain, as the $h1thouse poet strikes again" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 And who the hell was Marilyn Clark? Ha ha, well remembered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 As seen in FHM (I think). Slogan on a wall at the end of an alley between 2 buildings "Fu*k You". If a pedestrian was to enter the alley and look over his shoulder (as one might in such an alley) on the reverse side of previously mentioned wall "yes you, don't make me tell you again". In the same mag. Both of those are genius! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacko72 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 She was from Niddrie or Craigmiller and had AIDS. Ha ha.. That was everywhere.. Was it not always followed by her age.. 36 or 39 at the time I think.. Obviously a classy lady with some nice friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coco Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Sad update to the Sighthill Shed Poem spotted today. There has been a rejoinder to the lovesick poet - and it is written in worryingly blood-red ink: 'We're Over'. The brutal truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Sad update to the Sighthill Shed Poem spotted today. There has been a rejoinder to the lovesick poet - and it is written in worryingly blood-red ink: 'We're Over'. The brutal truth. Tragic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikeDudley Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 all I know is nothing says "I love you" more than some crudely spraypainted message on the side of some public park football changing rooms... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Sad indeed,the end of an era. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I love this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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