Rawrrrrrrr Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 It doesnt have to be brand new Just one which you use or know is used but isnt widespread/common language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Dougness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted February 4, 2008 Author Share Posted February 4, 2008 Dougness. Ill contribute (mod edit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_C Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Dougness. From the verb "douged" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 feckthehibees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Sergeycock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brunstanejambo Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Gaygook. My son came out with this when he was just learning to talk, and always seemed to use it to indicate something that he didn't like. It has since become commonly used within my family when describing any manner of horrible things/people/events etc. No surprise then that it is often used when discussing the unwashed from Leith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecjambo Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Metanarratives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB-14 Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Homobernian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 (mod edit) Coolity!... Something that is cool and quality Kerflump... Just because it sounds funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyboy38 Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Gineormous - Very Very Big Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felix Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 "Eye-Cabbage" (opposite of eye candy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Gingloads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyJambo Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Oh I use loads of words that are made up! Choomungus - Huge. As in, "Oh my God that is choomungus!" Claustrophobisised - The feeling of being Smufflocated. As in "get that pillow of my head I'm being claustrophobisised" Smufflocated - Suffocated. As in, "Help! I'm being smufflocated!" Twunt - A mixed up version of two sweary words based on female anatomy. As in, "Feck off you Hobo twunt" Chuffeder - Being more chuffed than just chuffed. As in, "I am chuffeder than you can imagine" Hobophobical - An intolerance of Hibernian fans. As in, "I can't stand beside him because I get Hobophobical" Anti-Hissing - A tablet for Hay fever. As in, "Pass me an anti-hissing tablet please" Manalicious - An expression of admiration for a man. As in "He is well manalicious" Disgustifying - Horrible. As in, "That is totally disgustifying" Imaginationary - Something make believe. As in "That can't be real, that's imaginationary" Yes I know I am a wierdo. I blame my kids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Phantasmigormless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Barse. The bit between your baws and your arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Bishop Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 My 3 year old calls Irn bru "bangoose"?? Its quite funny because it has stuck and we all call it that without thinking!!! The worst thing though is my daughter has red hair and he regularly calls her "bangoose head"!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Gaygook. Hope you never use it in the presence of a asian person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domokun Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Barse. The bit between your baws and your arse. I proclaim that same part the GEESH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Hope you never use it in the presence of a asian person. Was thinking the same, sounds like a Homo Chinese man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casenauskis Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Jobbylounge = where poo is stationed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Gingloads. Jobbylounge = where poo is stationed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 I proclaim that same part the GEESH Gooch. Also, Dingy, dingey, dingied.-To ignore someone on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only a Game Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Hiberniphobia = A clinically recognised (but irrational) fear of Hibs finishing above Hearts or worse still winning the cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cannon Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Yamenomics = The ability to spend loads more dosh than you make and still believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Hobosincabilitowinitatopentopbus (abridged - if you know you're Shakespeare ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 I proclaim that same part the GEESH You've stumped me with that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bn jambo Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Marmalised, is my current favourite as in " i went out last night and got completely marmalised" or "Hearts are going to marmalise those dirty Hobos!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Oh I use loads of words that are made up! Choomungus - Huge. As in, "Oh my God that is choomungus!" Claustrophobisised - The feeling of being Smufflocated. As in "get that pillow of my head I'm being claustrophobisised" Smufflocated - Suffocated. As in, "Help! I'm being smufflocated!" Twunt - A mixed up version of two sweary words based on female anatomy. As in, "Feck off you Hobo twunt" Chuffeder - Being more chuffed than just chuffed. As in, "I am chuffeder than you can imagine" Hobophobical - An intolerance of Hibernian fans. As in, "I can't stand beside him because I get Hobophobical" Anti-Hissing - A tablet for Hay fever. As in, "Pass me an anti-hissing tablet please" Manalicious - An expression of admiration for a man. As in "He is well manalicious" Disgustifying - Horrible. As in, "That is totally disgustifying" Imaginationary - Something make believe. As in "That can't be real, that's imaginationary" Yes I know I am a wierdo. I blame my kids! Great list. I must go and learn them. For Disgustifying, our family tends to use 'disgustipating' - same thing. The lady barse/geech/taint is also known as the "chinrest". Then there's "dia-horror-orea". So named partly due to the difficulty of spelling the diarrhoea but diahorrororea is a really bad case of the trots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 deceivious - a combo of deceitful and devious, came out with it one night in pub when mouth wasn't working properly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sked21 Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Jobbylounge = where poo is stationed :laugh:Brilliant. Schnecked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conn artist Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 chillax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunyip Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 chillax. I like that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Phuq - a good way of getting round the swear filter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambojohnnyboy Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Phuq - a good way of getting round the swear filter. You may get an infraction for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Garcia Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 chillax. I believe i invented chillax years ago at Uni when i was drunk trying to tell someone in the flat to chill and relax and i came out with Chillax, glad that others are using it!!!! Gimpomon - which is like a friendly term to call a loved one that they are behave in a gimpish/geekish sort of way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 2 old favourites from the 70's/80's Fugly - Feckin Ugly and Frugly - Feckin Really Ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadgey55 Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Barse. The bit between your baws and your arse. The female version bein the chinrest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadgey55 Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 gubbhorea The act of passing on a STD orally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 The female version bein the chinrest. Or a farse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB-14 Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Choomungus - Huge. As in, "Oh my God that is choomungus!" Bet you don't use this too much when your boyfriends around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Metanarratives A literature degree there ecjambo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossi_1983 Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Wajied Another term for being caught doing a Rixy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 *SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person. *TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. *BLAMESTORMING. Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. *SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and Then leaves. *CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles. *SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a 'home business'. *SINBAD. Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate. *AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. *404. Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message '404 Not Found' meaning that the requested document could not be located. *AUSSIE KISS. Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. *OH-NO SECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all'). *GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. *MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing. *MONKEY BATH . A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!'. *MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. *MYSTERY TAXI. The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead. *BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise At 3:00am . *BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from. *TRAMP STAMP Tattoo on a female *PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Canada Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Pornothology - the study of naked birds apparently! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Pornothology - the study of naked birds apparently! Correct. I'm a keen pornothologist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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