andy_jambo Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/article1779800.ece I particularly enjoyed the quote 'The fact he has a daft haircut didn?t help his cause ? you can spot him a mile off.' Hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/article1779800.ece I particularly enjoyed the quote 'The fact he has a daft haircut didn?t help his cause ? you can spot him a mile off.' Hilarious! or the bit that said that he was spotted by "sharp eyed bouncers" as he and rob jones tried to enter the premises.... oh aye, you have to be sharp eyed to spot a rat and a giraffe trying to get into a boozer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobreath Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 or the bit that said that he was spotted by "sharp eyed bouncers" as he and rob jones tried to enter the premises.... oh aye, you have to be sharp eyed to spot a rat and a giraffe trying to get into a boozer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scarlett Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Deek The neak hahahahaha Skunk haircut hahaha. The sun newspaper are jambos hahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naeclue Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 It is a bit of a giggle to see this situation going on, but it is probably the best thing for him as a player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 What a loser. Just imagine having to be 'smuggled' into clubs? Fecking loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETTY29 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/article1779800.ece I particularly enjoyed the quote 'The fact he has a daft haircut didn’t help his cause — you can spot him a mile off.' Hilarious! I preferred the reference to the 'skunk' haircut. Has to be a ditty in there somewhere for the 19th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasneme Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 http://deadlinescotland.wordpress.com/2008/10/08/derek-riordan-in-club-ban-breach/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambosimmy Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 the boy should just be kicked right oot the country!!! little scrote!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I say that he should be let into nightclubs........it's only a matter of time before he gets chibbed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 What a loser. Just imagine having to be 'smuggled' into clubs? Fecking loser. Or not in his case. And your right he is a loser as a person. Hope he's a loser on the ark in a weeks time.:107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Filth of the highest order. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 What a loser. Just imagine having to be 'smuggled' into clubs? Fecking loser. Just out of curiosity. Once in the club does he then have to spend the evening hiding from the law. What would be the point. :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 What a Grade A stroker riordan is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Don Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 He likes the clubs cause this little rodent is a beast. True story this, some of you might know it or have heard it. Few years ago in City a female friend of mine was in with her friend and her friends BF. She hasnt a clue about football let alone who any players are, anyway this rodent was in with his hangers on friends, he went over sat beside them and started tryng to chat the girl up, his line was "Do you know who I am?" she said "No should I" his reply i cant remember word for word was something along the lines of Im Derek Riorden I play for Hibs you must have heard of me, unimpressed and not interested she said no again, and she was being serious she really had no idea who it was and had never heard of him. Next thing he offered to by her, her friend and friends BF a drink she said no, so the rat took offence started trying to touch her, and that, her friends BF got in the middle and told the rat to **** off and leave them alone, ratboy lamped him fight broke out and they were all asked to leave ratboy and his band of merry ***** got away with it cause my friends friends BF had hit the little rodent. Thats a straight up true story. Another story I was told from a Hibby (I add) that I worked beside was ratboy, oconnor and it was either brown or thompson cant remember which one were all in tranent miners club, one night snorting the old columbian marching powder and not hiding it either. I was also in bar38 in George Street the night him and his knobend junkie pals were in and the fight broke out, the rodent was escorted out the back door needless to say he got away scott free again. Eventually he will be in the wrong place at the wrong time. He has been a very lucky little rat so far, that luck will run out eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gorgie kev Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Little tramp whos teeth looks like a bag of broken biscuits:hobofish: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambosimmy Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 He likes the clubs cause this little rodent is a beast. True story this, some of you might know it or have heard it. Few years ago in City a female friend of mine was in with her friend and her friends BF. She hasnt a clue about football let alone who any players are, anyway this rodent was in with his hangers on friends, he went over sat beside them and started tryng to chat the girl up, his line was "Do you know who I am?" she said "No should I" his reply i cant remember word for word was something along the lines of Im Derek Riorden I play for Hibs you must have heard of me, unimpressed and not interested she said no again, and she was being serious she really had no idea who it was and had never heard of him. Next thing he offered to by her, her friend and friends BF a drink she said no, so the rat took offence started trying to touch her, and that, her friends BF got in the middle and told the rat to **** off and leave them alone, ratboy lamped him fight broke out and they were all asked to leave ratboy and his band of merry ***** got away with it cause my friends friends BF had hit the little rodent. Thats a straight up true story. Another story I was told from a Hibby (I add) that I worked beside was ratboy, oconnor and it was either brown or thompson cant remember which one were all in tranent miners club, one night snorting the old columbian marching powder and not hiding it either. I was also in bar38 in George Street the night him and his knobend junkie pals were in and the fight broke out, the rodent was escorted out the back door needless to say he got away scott free again. Eventually he will be in the wrong place at the wrong time. He has been a very lucky little rat so far, that luck will run out eventually. Hope so!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deevers Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Looks like absolutely nothing is going to happen to him for this. The police say that his current ban will remain in place but do not intend to take any further action against him as he was - wait for it - "polite" when refused entry by the bouncers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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