heartgarfunkel Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 She may, or may not, say it, but she really, really hates one of your pals. Anyone got a pal who is a victim of this irrational woman hate? This could be due to several factors: you and he get totally smashed and into bother when you go out; he's a fandango merchant, and always chats up tidies when you're with him; he's tried it on with her/her mum/granny/auntie/sister/pals; he is offensive and uncouth; you use him as an alibi for playing away. There will of course be many more reasons. The reason for my enquiry is that I picked a pal up to go to a 20th university reunion in Glasgow early on Saturday morning. His other half stood glaring out of the window at me, Medusa-like. Hadn't seen her for years Scary, scary eyes. Let it go woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Begbie Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 I knew a boy once who was a walking gland. Used all his mates as cover stories for his sniffing and as a result his lemon hated all his mates!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 She may, or may not, say it, but she really, really hates one of your pals. Anyone got a pal who is a victim of this irrational woman hate? This could be due to several factors: you and he get totally smashed and into bother when you go out; he's a fandango merchant, and always chats up tidies when you're with him; he's tried it on with her/her mum/granny/auntie/sister/pals; he is offensive and uncouth; you use him as an alibi for playing away. There will of course be many more reasons. The reason for my enquiry is that I picked a pal up to go to a 20th university reunion in Glasgow early on Saturday morning. His other half stood glaring out of the window at me, Medusa-like. Hadn't seen her for years Scary, scary eyes. Let it go woman. So what did you do then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 So what did you do then? a-cough-cough ----> due to several factors: you and he get totally smashed and into bother when you go out; he's a fandango merchant, and always chats up tidies when you're with him; he's tried it on with her/her mum/granny/auntie/sister/pals; he is offensive and uncouth; you use him as an alibi for playing away. There will of course be many more reasons. "he" = "I"??? m'lud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted September 24, 2008 Author Share Posted September 24, 2008 So what did you do then? auntie:cheese: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted September 24, 2008 Author Share Posted September 24, 2008 I knew a boy once who was a walking gland. Used all his mates as cover stories for his sniffing and as a result his lemon hated all his mates!! Sounds very like a character I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 I knew a boy once who was a walking gland. Used all his mates as cover stories for his sniffing and as a result his lemon hated all his mates!! you really do have a very classy manner of speech Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 I suspect the girlfriend of one of my flatmates hates me already. And she's never met me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 My wife hates my mate MATTY (who posts on here). He always says its because he's pumped her and its an act, however I reckon its the fact that whenever I come home from his, I'm always like a left set golf buggy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted September 24, 2008 Author Share Posted September 24, 2008 I reckon its the fact that whenever I come home from his, I'm always like a left set golf buggy. nice:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I'm the mate Mate came out with me one night, got him bladdered, laughed when he said he had to get the last train home, ended up in a pizza fight () with some tidy young ladies at a party. Dropped him off at the train station the next day, stinking of bevvy, pizza and, er some other things. She's hardly been able to look me in the eye since Like it's my fault! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I too am the mate! A mate moved up to Portknockie near Buckie and anytime I went up was tolerated and nowt more. Why, because I took him to the pub where he would make an erse of himself. They got divorced in the end up and he went mad (mental hospital mad). I bet that was my fault as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted September 25, 2008 Author Share Posted September 25, 2008 I too am the mate! A mate moved up to Portknockie near Buckie and anytime I went up was tolerated and nowt more. Why, because I took him to the pub where he would make an erse of himself. They got divorced in the end up and he went mad (mental hospital mad). I bet that was my fault as well! Course it was - plust the Portknockie factor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Course it was - plust the Portknockie factor! Great place PK, 2 pubs within a 5 second walk of each other! Plus you can always go to the Buckie Thistle social club where tarts abound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dix Handley Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Mates who disapear home the minute the final whistle goes in the pub. A: Hedging thier bets for thier nat king. B: Theres much more important things to do in the hoose.(see A) C:Thier girlfriend thinks theres more important things to do in the hoose.(see D: Thier girlfriend hates you.(see C) Simple! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_ Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Classic behaviour of the psycho bird. Turn them against their friends then they don't have to share them with anyone! As another poster might say: @@@@@! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droid Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 She may, or may not, say it, but she really, really hates one of your pals. Anyone got a pal who is a victim of this irrational woman hate? This could be due to several factors: you and he get totally smashed and into bother when you go out; he's a fandango merchant, and always chats up tidies when you're with him; he's tried it on with her/her mum/granny/auntie/sister/pals; he is offensive and uncouth; you use him as an alibi for playing away. There will of course be many more reasons. The reason for my enquiry is that I picked a pal up to go to a 20th university reunion in Glasgow early on Saturday morning. His other half stood glaring out of the window at me, Medusa-like. Hadn't seen her for years Scary, scary eyes. Let it go woman. its usually because the girl actually fancies/has secret crush on the mate. but doesnt wanna admit it to herself....be worried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 My mates bird the now hates me I think. Shes off to America for a few years in 3 weeks. I went out with the guy last weekend and we got smashed. He had about 20 missed calls from her absolutely raging, going on about 'quality time' together. Thing is he's getting rid of the daft bint as soon as shes off. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthVodka Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 My mates bird the now hates me I think. Shes off to America for a few years in 3 weeks. I went out with the guy last weekend and we got smashed. He had about 20 missed calls from her absolutely raging, going on about 'quality time' together. Thing is he's getting rid of the daft bint as soon as shes off. :) is that not just normal female behaviour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 its usually because the girl actually fancies/has secret crush on the mate.but doesnt wanna admit it to herself....be worried Spot on. The opening posters mates bird wants his boaby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 its usually because the girl actually fancies/has secret crush on the mate.but doesnt wanna admit it to herself....be worried If there's an obvious reason for it, I wouldn't agree with that. But if the hatred seems to be unreasonable or irrational, I'd hedge my bets on her having a crush. She's just furious with herself about it and in denial. Hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Ive certainly had a girlfriend or 2 who has made excuses for not wanting to spend time with my mates, even when other folk are going to be there. Something always got in the way. Interesting. You learn something everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Ive certainly had a girlfriend or 2 who has made excuses for not wanting to spend time with my mates, even when other folk are going to be there. Something always got in the way. Interesting. You learn something everyday. Called Tam and Boaby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted September 25, 2008 Author Share Posted September 25, 2008 its usually because the girl actually fancies/has secret crush on the mate.but doesnt wanna admit it to herself....be worried Spot on. The opening posters mates bird wants his boaby I would GVG - the challenge, melt the ice maiden;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I used to be the mate, but I won the lassie round in the end with my wit and charm. In fact, Gavsey Van Gaverson's bird didn't used to like me either but she changed her mind too. I'm misunderstood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 I used to be the mate, but I won the lassie round in the end with my wit and charm. In fact, Gavsey Van Gaverson's bird didn't used to like me either but she changed her mind too. I'm misunderstood. I wouldn't be too sure about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 I wouldn't be too sure about that I'm telling her you said that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droid Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 ahhh haaaa its mr.miller. nice aviatar .....looks just like you!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 ahhh haaaa its mr.miller.nice aviatar .....looks just like you!!!! Ha ha - check your Bebo page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 My missus doesn't really like any of my mates, tough. Bros before Hoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 I suspect the girlfriend of one of my flatmates hates me already. And she's never met me. I hated you before I met you. Funnily enough, meeting you did nothing to relieve that hatred. ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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