JudyJudyJudy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 You have a dinner party arranged . No expenses spared . You can invite anyone to it . Dead , alive , fictional ! Only 6 allowed : mine : Judy Garland Marlon Brando Bette Davis Sherlock Holmes Mae West Arthur Conan Doyle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 Fictional characters seem to be allowed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 Bob Mortimer Karl Pilkington Brian Clough Bill Hicks Trey Parker Howard Marks A couple of midget strippers and that's a cracking evening I reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 A musical evening. Miles Davis Keith Richards Tom Waits Joni Mitchell Fiona Apple Iggy Pop Several others I could have picked but I reckon there would be a fair few stories there. And if the chat got boring I could just stare at Fiona Apple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 John Robertson Gabriel Batistuta Ayrton Senna Diego Maradona Francesco Totti Kate Beckinsale what an end to a perfect evening 😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Sir Kier Starmer Sir Ian mcKellen David Ben-Gurion H.F. Verwoerd Priti Patel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Tommy Walker My paternal Grandfather Winston Churchill General Montgomery Adolf Hitler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 David Attenborough Stephen Fry Morgan Freeman Professor Brian Cox Neil deGrasse Tyson Mary Anning/ Terri Irwin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Stephen Fry John Lennon Morrissey Kate Bush Oscar Wilde Christopher Hitchins I'd just sit back and listen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 1 hour ago, jonesy said: I’d invite James, Taz, Bob Sharp, Gov Tarkin, Smithee and Lucky Batistuta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted July 28, 2022 Author Share Posted July 28, 2022 9 hours ago, Smithee said: Bob Mortimer Karl Pilkington Brian Clough Bill Hicks Trey Parker Howard Marks A couple of midget strippers and that's a cracking evening I reckon. That would be a real comedy night I think z. I liked bill hicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted July 28, 2022 Author Share Posted July 28, 2022 2 hours ago, jonesy said: I’d invite James, Taz, Bob Sharp, Gov Tarkin, Smithee and Lucky Batistuta. I’d accept it ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 I've always fancied having old direct relatives or ancestors Ive never met round the table. Going back through generations starting at Great grandparents then say 75 years seperating each guest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted July 28, 2022 Author Share Posted July 28, 2022 17 minutes ago, JWL said: Stephen Fry John Lennon Morrissey Kate Bush Oscar Wilde Christopher Hitchins I'd just sit back and listen. I had Oscar on my list but removed him 8 minutes ago, Lord BJ said: I’ll go for all fictional list Tony Soprano Clarice Starling Hanibal Lector Peggy Olson Franklin Saint Ellen Rippley Decided to have even numbers of sex for a dinner party. Interesting, that most people have gone for predominately male guests. Yeah I noticed that too . Apart from me . I was thinking of Livia Soprano but really wanted an entertaining night and she’s a bit of a Debbie downer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted July 28, 2022 Author Share Posted July 28, 2022 8 hours ago, Tazio said: A musical evening. Miles Davis Keith Richards Tom Waits Joni Mitchell Fiona Apple Iggy Pop Several others I could have picked but I reckon there would be a fair few stories there. And if the chat got boring I could just stare at Fiona Apple. Joni recently did a concert again after having her stroke several years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted July 28, 2022 Author Share Posted July 28, 2022 4 minutes ago, Lord BJ said: I’ve occasionally thought about a JKB poster dinner party thread but realised my dream JKB fight card would, be more appropriate. Where posters who are continually at each other could settle scores. @Smitheev @Dazo would kick the card off. Cumulating in @JudyJudyJudy In a handicap match against about 20 posters. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted July 28, 2022 Author Share Posted July 28, 2022 1 minute ago, Lord BJ said: In fairness, my initial list was all male but that wouldn’t be a dinner party in my eyes. Just a piss up. I suppose people are more likely to be drawn to people they admire, which for all manners of reasons will be male. Slightly surprised JK Rowling never made your list 😉 No I wanted a juicey showbiz gossip night really hence Mae West who was a scream and Judy who was a great raconteur ! Bette was just waspish and for some intellectual discussion Sir Arthur . A good conversation with Sherlock about his cases and maybe a blast of his pipe ! Certainly a blast of Marlons pipe at the end of the night , no doubt feeing off Mae West for that 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 9 minutes ago, Lord BJ said: I’ve occasionally thought about a JKB poster dinner party thread but realised my dream JKB fight card would, be more appropriate. Where posters who are continually at each other could settle scores. @Smitheev @Dazo would kick the card off. Cumulating in @JudyJudyJudy In a handicap match against about 20 posters. 😂 I'm no fighter but I'll happily burn one with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Boris Johnson Jacob Rees Mogg Nadine Dorries Rishi Sunak Liz Truss Michael Gove Piss in their soup, shite in the gravy for their undercooked chicken. Arsenic in the dessert. ****s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adambraejambo Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Garus (Mass Effect) Fox Mulder Bill Burr Jennifer Goines (12 Monkeys) Lisbeth Salander ( The Girl with a D T) Jennifer Lawrence. Not picked people I would bang although I did bang garus on 2nd playthrough of the game lol just a group I feel would hit it off. Would have picked Tali but be rude if she kept mask on through dinner . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micole Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Robin William's Billy Connolly Dick Winters ( band of brothers) John Bonham Sean Connery A right eclectic mix.....lots of fun though plus Winters providing a insight to ww2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 13 hours ago, Smithee said: Bob Mortimer Karl Pilkington Brian Clough Bill Hicks Trey Parker Howard Marks Switch out Howard Marks for Chris Morris and I'm on board with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Elton John Bill Shankly David Bowie My old mum Zinedine Zidane (or Freddie Mercury) George Best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 1 hour ago, jonesy said: You’ll be there, too. Hide contents Doing the fecking dishes. 😚 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH11_2NL Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Hitler Pol Pot Stalin Idi Amin Mussolini and Keir Hardie for some balance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 7 hours ago, jonesy said: I’d invite James, Taz, Bob Sharp, Gov Tarkin, Smithee and Lucky Batistuta. We all know why I'm invited, I'll be out on the balcony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Ray Gin said: Switch out Howard Marks for Chris Morris and I'm on board with this. Cool, I'm thinking Mark Thomas is probably hungry too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Hitler Berlusconi Putin Trump Kevin Bridges Mike Tyson I think that would be a brilliant night, lots of laughs and Berlusconi would no doubt sort the after party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 1 hour ago, jonesy said: Is it bad that I think Kevin Bridges is the weakest link in that group? Swap him for Jerry Sadowitz or Anthony Jeselnik. I can see where your coming from. He would be a bit tame. I recon Hitler and Putin would pick on him a wee bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Robert Oppenheimer Werhner von Braun Ted Talbot Howard Hughes Peter Capaldi Jennifer Aniston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Julius Caesar David Bowie Alexander the Great Charleze Theron Courtney Cox (Friends/Cougar Town version 🙄) Lena Headey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 9 hours ago, been here before said: I've always fancied having old direct relatives or ancestors Ive never met round the table. Going back through generations starting at Great grandparents then say 75 years seperating each guest. That's a good shout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted July 28, 2022 Author Share Posted July 28, 2022 6 hours ago, jonesy said: You’ll be there, too. Hide contents Doing the fecking dishes. 😚 ONLY 6 allowed...No gate crashers . Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Putin Russell Brand James Corden Michael McIntyre Rylan Keith Lemon Poison the soup and then enjoy my steak in peace surrounded by their dead bodies. You're Welcome everybody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N Lincs Jambo Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Just the three for me: Stephen Fry Gay Byrne God I'll be the fly on the wall! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyscott82 Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Robbo Rudi Sarah Michelle Gellar David Attenborough Paul Walker The Rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zico Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Salvador Dali Richard Pryor Diane Keaton Prince Muhammad Ali Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 John Cooper Clarke Dave Vanian Nick Cave Pete Murphy Karen Gillan Liza Tarbuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted July 28, 2022 Author Share Posted July 28, 2022 13 minutes ago, Zico said: Salvador Dali Richard Pryor Diane Keaton Prince Muhammad Ali 👍👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 13 hours ago, jonesy said: I’d invite James, Taz, Bob Sharp, Gov Tarkin, Smithee and Lucky Batistuta. I’ll bring the wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Striker Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 59 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said: Putin Russell Brand James Corden Michael McIntyre Rylan Keith Lemon Poison the soup and then enjoy my steak in peace surrounded by their dead bodies. You're Welcome everybody. Can you spare Michael McIntyre .... just this once, mind ? Divi up the poison you were saving for him and add a splash into each of the others soup.... just to make sure. 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zico Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 20 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: 👍👍 Since I’ve just learned to count up to six, I’ll add Albert Einstein. He can help with maffs and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted July 28, 2022 Author Share Posted July 28, 2022 9 minutes ago, Zico said: Since I’ve just learned to count up to six, I’ll add Albert Einstein. He can help with maffs and stuff. 😎😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 1 hour ago, JudyJudyJudy said: ONLY 6 allowed...No gate crashers . Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 1 minute ago, jonesy said: Nice of you to give James a lift. 🚗 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted July 28, 2022 Author Share Posted July 28, 2022 4 minutes ago, jonesy said: Nice of you to give James a lift. 🚗 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 1 hour ago, andyscott82 said: Robbo Rudi Sarah Michelle Gellar David Attenborough Paul Walker The Rock Oh, I had a huge crush on Buff, er Sarah back in the day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted July 28, 2022 Author Share Posted July 28, 2022 4 minutes ago, jonesy said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Billy Connolly Bruce Springsteen Tom Hanks Brian Clough Margot Robbie Kate Rusby I also would be one to sit and listen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted July 28, 2022 Author Share Posted July 28, 2022 6 minutes ago, Carl Fredrickson said: Billy Connolly Bruce Springsteen Tom Hanks Brian Clough Margot Robbie Kate Rusby I also would be one to sit and listen. Who’s Kate rusby. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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