Ribble Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 52 minutes ago, Ron Burgundy said: Don't get people who say they like the pain of a tattoo. I have plenty and they all hurt like a b;stard and was dying for them to be finished. Only ever been dying for a tattoo to be finished once and that was the one and only time i've pitched up for a tattoo still half pished from the night before, not a mistake i'll ever make again! Every other tattoo i've had hurts like hell to start with then eases up as the adrenaline and endorphins kick in, after that I really enjoy being tattooed and that includes some of the supposed worst areas to be tattooed, knee cap/ditch, elbow, collar bone etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheetah Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 When the physio is thumbing your nerve like a ******* and the pain is crazy then the point it just fades a little is positively euphoric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_HMFC Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Acupuncture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 (edited) Edited January 14 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 The morning after a derby down at ER, waking up rough as **** to intense pain in your legs, or to be exact, where the skin once was on your shins. But, looking down and remembering exactly how it happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Eating a hot curry. Goes from pleasure on first tasting to pain when the heat kicks in then then a pleasurable warm all over body feeling follows . A nice cold beer goes down well too. Pain returns with next dump though 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 1 hour ago, All roads lead to Gorgie said: Eating a hot curry. Goes from pleasure on first tasting to pain when the heat kicks in then then a pleasurable warm all over body feeling follows . A nice cold beer goes down well too. Pain returns with next dump though 😄 Bog roll in the fridge job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 1 hour ago, Cade said: Bog roll in the fridge job Good for the Harry Stiles as well, so I'm told 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 2 hours ago, All roads lead to Gorgie said: Eating a hot curry. Goes from pleasure on first tasting to pain when the heat kicks in then then a pleasurable warm all over body feeling follows . A nice cold beer goes down well too. Pain returns with next dump though 😄 A really hot curry is a genuine pleasure of mine. When it makes my head sweat and therefore ruins my hair, is a real pain though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 4 minutes ago, Morgan said: A really hot curry is a genuine pleasure of mine. When it makes my head sweat and therefore ruins my hair, is a real pain though. At least I don't have the hair problem anymore. Come to think about it getting a good sweat up is rare for me now apart from after a curry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 13 minutes ago, All roads lead to Gorgie said: Come to think about it getting a good sweat up is rare for me now apart from after a curry Is that you Andrew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Just now, Tazio said: Is that you Andrew? Rumbled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 13 minutes ago, Tazio said: Is that you Andrew? 27 minutes ago, All roads lead to Gorgie said: At least I don't have the hair problem anymore. Come to think about it getting a good sweat up is rare for me now apart from after a curry 13 minutes ago, Tazio said: Is that you Andrew? 11 minutes ago, All roads lead to Gorgie said: Rumbled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 10 hours ago, jack D and coke said: I drink a lot of water and always wake up needing a pish the store horse would be proud of. It’s always around 5am. Then the feeling of emptying the bladder and getting back to my Sam snead takes some beating. Bit awkward at times with the old morning glory mind. 😂 I’ve often wondered how that yellow “stain” got up there when I clean the toilet. Then I remeber that 3:25am pish in the dark at half mast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 31 minutes ago, Pans Jambo said: 😂 I’ve often wondered how that yellow “stain” got up there when I clean the toilet. Then I remeber that 3:25am pish in the dark at half mast. I find it best to sit down and press my attentive soldier against the inside of the pan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 34 minutes ago, Pans Jambo said: 😂 I’ve often wondered how that yellow “stain” got up there when I clean the toilet. Then I remeber that 3:25am pish in the dark at half mast. 1 minute ago, superjack said: I find it best to sit down and press my attentive soldier against the inside of the pan. Have none of you people got a bath? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 17 minutes ago, Tazio said: Have none of you people got a bath? We made the mistake of having white panelling in the bath, stains would be almost eye level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 (edited) 35 minutes ago, superjack said: I find it best to sit down and press my attentive soldier against the inside of the pan. x hunners! cos I've been there Edited January 14 by Konrad von Carstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 8 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said: x hunners! cos I've been there I guess then, that listening to Rod Stewart is a pain for you too! 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesM48 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 45 minutes ago, superjack said: I find it best to sit down and press my attentive soldier against the inside of the pan. We havent got a big enough lavvy pan to do that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 48 minutes ago, Morgan said: I guess then, that listening to Rod Stewart is a pain for you too! 😎 Surprisingly some of his early stuff is fine... The "man" himself is an utter melt along with the ****ing harpy that is Lulu... *** hate her so much that when she appears on telly I'm in anuerism territory, same with him tbqfh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 22 hours ago, Savage Vince said: Edging yourself into a piping hot bath. A few moments of intense discomfort then a surge of sheer pleasure. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesM48 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 1 hour ago, Konrad von Carstein said: Surprisingly some of his early stuff is fine... The "man" himself is an utter melt along with the ****ing harpy that is Lulu... *** hate her so much that when she appears on telly I'm in anuerism territory, same with him tbqfh I met her years ago when she played Miss Adelaide in “ Guys in dolls “ she was really good in the part . She was pleasant enough when we met her . It’s a great musical . Other than that I know she’s another one of those Tories who came from working class background like the dreadful Cilla Black . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 (edited) 23 hours ago, superjack said: When you smacked your finger off something and you get the build up of blood behind your nail, absolute agony, worse than child birth. Then, when you stick a hot needle through the nail, the sudden pain relief is almost euphoric. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah just no. Jesus no. 3 hours ago, superjack said: I find it best to sit down and press my attentive soldier against the inside of the pan. Post shag pee: Edited January 14 by Gizmo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 3 hours ago, JamesM48 said: We havent got a big enough lavvy pan to do that.... I find I end up dipping the water when I do this, cools my pals head down. No matter how big the pan is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesM48 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 6 minutes ago, superjack said: I find I end up dipping the water when I do this, cools my pals head down. No matter how big the pan is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted January 15 Author Share Posted January 15 (edited) Peeing with a Rodney is easier if you are circumcised fwiw. You just aim with your **** eye instead of the shaft. Leave it standing up, position straight on and push the **** eye downwards towards the toilet. It can often be a very powerful stream of pish so make sure it you are confident of the aim otherwise it can still end up going everywhere. Bit of a pain in the arse but the satisfaction if not spilling any pish is good. Takes a bit of practice but is yet another reason why being circumcised is an essential thing to get done. Edited January 15 by AlimOzturk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesM48 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 6 minutes ago, AlimOzturk said: Peeing with a Rodney is easier if you are circumcised fwiw. You just aim with your **** eye instead of the shaft. Leave it standing up, position straight on and push the **** eye downwards towards the toilet. It can often be a very powerful stream of pish so make sure it you are confident of the aim otherwise it can still end up going everywhere. Bit of a pain in the arse but the satisfaction if not spilling any pish is good. Takes a bit of practice but is yet another reason why being circumcised is an essential thing to get done. Actually being circumcised has been proven to be a major protection against contracting HIV and other STDs . Not a lot of people know that . It’s also just healthier too . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 1 minute ago, JamesM48 said: Actually being circumcised has been proven to be a major protection against contracting HIV and other STDs . Not a lot of people know that . It’s also just healthier too . Also in countries where it’s the norm the rates of cervical cancer are lower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesM48 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 3 minutes ago, Tazio said: Also in countries where it’s the norm the rates of cervical cancer are lower. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Vince Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 1 hour ago, JamesM48 said: I met her years ago when she played Miss Adelaide in “ Guys in dolls “ she was really good in the part . She was pleasant enough when we met her . It’s a great musical . Other than that I know she’s another one of those Tories who came from working class background like the dreadful Cilla Black . My once upon a time aunt-in-law was her best pal growing up in Glasgow. She always spoke about her with great affection. She (Mags) was a gorgeous looking woman in her mid to late 40s at the time, 89-93, and said Lulu was great fun and 'man-daft'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesM48 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 14 minutes ago, Savage Vince said: My once upon a time aunt-in-law was her best pal growing up in Glasgow. She always spoke about her with great affection. She (Mags) was a gorgeous looking woman in her mid to late 40s at the time, 89-93, and said Lulu was great fun and 'man-daft'. Yes we just met her in the pub after one of the shows as we knew a guy who was in the Show . She was very nice and friendly enough . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 6 hours ago, AlimOzturk said: Peeing with a Rodney is easier if you are circumcised fwiw. You just aim with your **** eye instead of the shaft. Leave it standing up, position straight on and push the **** eye downwards towards the toilet. It can often be a very powerful stream of pish so make sure it you are confident of the aim otherwise it can still end up going everywhere. Bit of a pain in the arse but the satisfaction if not spilling any pish is good. Takes a bit of practice but is yet another reason why being circumcised is an essential thing to get done. You realise you can just pull the foreskin back, yeah? Seems a bit easier than chopping it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted Saturday at 09:04 Author Share Posted Saturday at 09:04 (edited) 2 hours ago, Ray Gin said: You realise you can just pull the foreskin back, yeah? Seems a bit easier than chopping it off. In my case I couldn’t pull the foreskin back without it being painful. Edited Saturday at 09:06 by AlimOzturk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted Saturday at 09:25 Share Posted Saturday at 09:25 On 13/01/2022 at 23:05, Pans Jambo said: Not had one for years but when you burst a big plook or a boil. Agony then the puss then the relief! aye deffo, had a few armpit boils due to work clothing, the relief of bursting them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamstomorrow Posted Saturday at 09:59 Share Posted Saturday at 09:59 Catching your foreskin in your zipper. Painful when it happens and you just know it's goanny hurt like fek to get it out again, but oh the relief when it is freed again! Aaaaaahhhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted Saturday at 12:35 Author Share Posted Saturday at 12:35 2 hours ago, Jamstomorrow said: Catching your foreskin in your zipper. Painful when it happens and you just know it's goanny hurt like fek to get it out again, but oh the relief when it is freed again! Aaaaaahhhh. Once again, I have renew my point about circumcision 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted Saturday at 13:00 Share Posted Saturday at 13:00 On 14/01/2022 at 09:11, jack D and coke said: Not sure what ones but fair do’s🤷🏽♂️😂 Mid 40’s pal😉 Mid 😂😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted Saturday at 13:01 Share Posted Saturday at 13:01 Just now, Irufushi said: Mid 😂😂😂😂 Mid to late then😂😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted Saturday at 14:56 Share Posted Saturday at 14:56 1 hour ago, jack D and coke said: Mid to late then😂😬 Late 40s don't start until you're 49 bud. This also makes me mid 40s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted Saturday at 15:18 Share Posted Saturday at 15:18 On 14/01/2022 at 09:11, jack D and coke said: Mid 40’s pal😉 2 hours ago, Irufushi said: Mid 😂😂😂😂 2 hours ago, jack D and coke said: Mid to late then😂😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted Saturday at 15:33 Share Posted Saturday at 15:33 36 minutes ago, superjack said: Late 40s don't start until you're 49 bud. This also makes me mid 40s. Thanks my pal.. 14 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: That smile might be wiped from your face soon you nonce..😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesM48 Posted Saturday at 15:50 Share Posted Saturday at 15:50 6 hours ago, AlimOzturk said: In my case I couldn’t pull the foreskin back without it being painful. Phimosis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted Saturday at 15:51 Share Posted Saturday at 15:51 17 minutes ago, jack D and coke said: Thanks my pal.. That smile might be wiped from your face soon you nonce..😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted Saturday at 15:56 Share Posted Saturday at 15:56 4 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: Mrs will have you out the big bed when you get yir bill pal 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted Saturday at 16:08 Share Posted Saturday at 16:08 5 minutes ago, jack D and coke said: Mrs will have you out the big bed when you get yir bill pal 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted Saturday at 16:24 Share Posted Saturday at 16:24 15 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: Aye you’ll no need yir sword for a wee while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted Saturday at 16:36 Share Posted Saturday at 16:36 9 minutes ago, jack D and coke said: Aye you’ll no need yir sword for a wee while Fair enough, I’m away to make a fake tinder account Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted Saturday at 16:38 Share Posted Saturday at 16:38 1 minute ago, luckyBatistuta said: Fair enough, I’m away to make a fake tinder account Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted Saturday at 17:39 Share Posted Saturday at 17:39 1 hour ago, jack D and coke said: Mrs will have you out the big bed when you get yir bill pal 😉 Just tell her about Dundee 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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