Vlad Magic Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Why do they smell sometimes and other times not? Why do your own farts smell amazing but others not so? Why are some loud and some quiet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamstomorrow Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 It is a well known fact that farts smell for the benefit of the deaf! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 "Farts are like children; you hate other people's but savour your own" - Johnny Vegas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des Lynam Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 After making and eating lentil soup i'm not that fond of my own farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted November 25, 2021 Author Share Posted November 25, 2021 French onion soup is my downfall in relation to the creation of hells smells. That and beansprouts. I can go weeks pumping without fear of embarrassment in public then all of a sudden the stinky ones appear from nowhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des Lynam Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said: French onion soup is my downfall in relation to the creation of hells smells. That and beansprouts. I can go weeks pumping without fear of embarrassment in public then all of a sudden the stinky ones appear from nowhere. What about the ones that escape that take you by surprise in say the supermarket? I do enjoy looking disgusted at other folks when that happens 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Why is farting in public so taboo? We all do it, so why cover it up? Just let rip. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Black Pudding has my Sheriffs exhuming what can only be described as death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gorgie Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Why do they stink more when you fart in the bath ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 8 minutes ago, Swanny17 said: Why is farting in public so taboo? We all do it, so why cover it up? Just let rip. 👍 No one likes to reek of shite, or to have it known that a shitty reek comes from your hole. If you just keep calm it'll all be over soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Just now, Sir Craig Gordon said: Why do they stink more when you fart in the bath ? This one I know! When you smell something little particles are going up your nose and reacting chemically with your olfactory stuff. The wetter these particles are (let's call them sharticles) the easier they react with our detection systems. It's not wise to think too much about breathing in someone's sharticles when you smell a fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 I used to have a thing on my Google home, if I said "Hey Google did you fart?" it would flash a lamp on and off, triggering one of those light sensitive air fresheners, and make fart noises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Dutch ovens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 If you want the full Chernobyl I’d recommend a saag curry and Guinness as a combo. I swear it can make my eyes water sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otterjohn Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Vlad Magic said: Why do they smell sometimes and other times not? Why do your own farts smell amazing but others not so? Why are some loud and some quiet? Thats one if the best questions ever asked on Kickback Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Wet feeling ones are a bit... 😳😳👀👀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Had a Chinese stir fry for dinner and mines are like feckin bin juice tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Toot Honk Parp Rasp I believe all farts can be categorised using this simple list with Rasp being the most dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pap Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 29 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said: Toot Honk Parp Rasp I believe all farts can be categorised using this simple list with Rasp being the most dangerous. Viz.txt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 I've always found that my air biscuits first thing in the morning don't smell at all. But by 10am I should be on trial at Nuremberg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamborich Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 Often asked myself how can you live with a woman for 30 years who quite basically is a minger lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 10 hours ago, Sir Craig Gordon said: Why do they stink more when you fart in the bath ? its a reaction with bubble bath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PortyJambo Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 Considering how my wife says my farts smell, this thread should be merged with the eggs one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 1 minute ago, PortyJambo said: Considering how my wife says my farts smell, this thread should be merged with the eggs one Just as well women never fart..... (according to Mrs Caine) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 Back in the day my unit ran around in these Warriors and, part of the built in defence system was chemical and biological proofing with hatch/door seals and, an air filtration system similar to an aircraft. Every training exercise would involve a chemical element for a few days and all vehicles had to remain battened down (closed down)…….. Dropping a timely beef cloud was on a par to Chernobyl 😂……the commander sat top right in the turret with his “night fighter” just slightly higher than the troops in the back…..a glorious position any sniper would be proud of. Often the troops would attempt to get out, preferring a chemical attack to a chocolate donut cough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 3 hours ago, Horatio Caine said: Just as well women never fart..... (according to Mrs Caine) Mrs Morgan doesn’t fart either. She puffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 15 hours ago, Der Kaiser said: Toot Honk Parp Rasp I believe all farts can be categorised using this simple list with Rasp being the most dangerous. Puffballs are infinitely more choking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamborich Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 Does anybody still blame the dug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, jamborich said: Does anybody still blame the dug Can't. I divorced her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 Your own sound like beautiful music. Everybody else's disgust you. Weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 Farting is ****ing disgusting. Only thing worse is when a bird does it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 38 minutes ago, Locky said: Farting is ****ing disgusting. Only thing worse is when a bird does it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 32 minutes ago, Tazio said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Locky said: Farting is ****ing disgusting. Only thing worse is when a bird does it. Aye I agree. Nothing worse than smelling an arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Haggis Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 5 hours ago, Der Kaiser said: Can't. I divorced her. 10/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
132goals1958 Posted November 27, 2021 Share Posted November 27, 2021 Going back a bit when public loos were in abundance but money was tight. Thinking you might be caught short but a common outcome was often encapsulated with the words. Here am I broken hearted Paid a penny and only farted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted November 27, 2021 Share Posted November 27, 2021 53 minutes ago, 132goals1958 said: Going back a bit when public loos were in abundance but money was tight. Thinking you might be caught short but a common outcome was often encapsulated with the words. Here am I broken hearted Paid a penny and only farted Or.... Some come here to read and write, Some come here to wonder, But I come here to pish and shite, And fart like thunder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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