Tazio Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Not a bad goal I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Another one that got away 😩😩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Was a few weeks ago. He has scored a few beauties this season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted November 20, 2021 Author Share Posted November 20, 2021 Just now, Tommy Brown said: Was a few weeks ago. He has scored a few beauties this season. Er, it was the winner in their match today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Just now, Tazio said: Er, it was the winner in their match today. Is it? its the 2nd goal this season he's scored from half way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Sanchez Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Hope the goalie was raging at himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hmfc1965 Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 He does seem to be doing well there. It's maybe a sign that Scottish football isn't as bad as some make it out to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Brain fart by me Tazio His first one is this clip was what I was thinking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonesy Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 MoM in the 4-0 drubbing of the vincibles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merrymac Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 10 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez said: Hope the goalie was raging at himself. Coached by David Marshall??😲 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 English football is beyond overrated. The boy couldn't even get near the ball up here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenNaismith Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 Probably the worst striker I’ve seen at Hearts and he has some healthy competition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barack Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 Poor man's Juanma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonkel Hoon Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 8 hours ago, StevenNaismith said: Probably the worst striker I’ve seen at Hearts and he has some healthy competition. I was at the game and he is still absolutely gash. He spent most of the game moaning at his teammates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTT Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 He was shockingly bad. Amazes me how many times we get a player and its like they forget how to play football. Its nice he's kicked on, but it would have been nicer if he'd kicked on here instead. Watt, Sammon and Stockton were absolute nightmare fuel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EIEIO Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 59 minutes ago, OTT said: He was shockingly bad. Amazes me how many times we get a player and its like they forget how to play football. Its nice he's kicked on, but it would have been nicer if he'd kicked on here instead. Watt, Sammon and Stockton were absolute nightmare fuel. Sad but true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batistuta87 Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 He was absolutely terrible. Has scored something like 28 goals in 3 seasons with Morecambe - which is about the same amount he'd scored over his entire 8/9 year career prior to signing for them. Never scored once for us. When we signed him he had scored just 25 goals in nearly 150 games - many of which were in L2 or below. Absolutely astounding that he was allowed anywhere near Tynecastle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DS98 Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 English football beneath the championship is unbelievably shit. My mate played in League 1 for several years so I saw a lot in of games. Shit is an understatement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonkel Hoon Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 2 hours ago, DS98 said: English football beneath the championship is unbelievably shit. My mate played in League 1 for several years so I saw a lot in of games. Shit is an understatement. The standard at the game yesterday was very poor. None of them would get anywhere near our team these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 2 hours ago, DS98 said: English football beneath the championship is unbelievably shit. My mate played in League 1 for several years so I saw a lot in of games. Shit is an understatement. Even most of the Championship is dugshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Mal Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 The SPFL Premiership is a decent level, it’s embarrassing that some think League 1 in England is better. Appalling stuff in that league. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandyk Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 On 21/11/2021 at 11:38, DS98 said: English football beneath the championship is unbelievably shit. My mate played in League 1 for several years so I saw a lot in of games. Shit is an understatement. 100% Watched quite a few League 1 games last year and the level is awful. Even the 4 or 5 Championship games I have seen this season have been poor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Two good goals a striker does not make.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Dee Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 He was so bad that he made me look like a footballer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMc Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Cole Stockton is pish and will always be pish. Did he not black up for a Christmas party as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever Hearts Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 3 minutes ago, LMc said: Cole Stockton is pish and will always be pish. Did he not black up for a Christmas party as well? I think he went as a footballer. Nobody bought it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMc Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 1 minute ago, Forever Hearts said: I think he went as a footballer. Nobody bought it. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAlim Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 He’s right up there with the worst strikers I’ve seen play for us. Made Jamie Mole look like Batistuta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonkel Hoon Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 11 minutes ago, LMc said: Cole Stockton is pish and will always be pish. Did he not black up for a Christmas party as well? Think that was Coal Stockton 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 16 minutes ago, Jonkel Hoon said: Think that was Coal Stockton 😀 Hahaha what a reply. I always thought half way punted goals were pish until I saw one for myself, I think it's the surprise that gets you. They're mostly by folk who cannot be arsed running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAlim Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 I can only think of one occasion when one of our players even tried for a halfway line goal. I don’t remember who we were playing but it was Michael Stewart at Tynecastle. was a feeble attempt iirc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 1 hour ago, LMc said: Cole Stockton is pish and will always be pish. Did he not black up for a Christmas party as well? Ross Callachan stuck a picture on social media of him dressed as The Joker and Stockton dressed as Mr T complete with full make up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMc Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 9 minutes ago, Locky said: Ross Callachan stuck a picture on social media of him dressed as The Joker and Stockton dressed as Mr T complete with full make up. That was it! I was in a pub in Leith watching the Dunfermline game in the league cup years ago when he missed that chance at the death from about 2 yards out. I jumped out my seat to celebrate as it went wide. I was horribly hungover and it was my birthday. Had some Hibs fan giving me it tight for ages after. Cole Stockton ruined my birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smith's right boot Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 On 20/11/2021 at 23:46, Cruyff said: English football is beyond overrated. The boy couldn't even get near the ball up here. Yip. Below the elite it's so over rated it's beyond a joke. Because sky allows teams to pay players more it really does not mean that the players are better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smith's right boot Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Forever Hearts said: I think he went as a footballer. Nobody bought it. 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pettigrewsstylist Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 On 21/11/2021 at 10:28, OTT said: He was shockingly bad. Amazes me how many times we get a player and its like they forget how to play football. Its nice he's kicked on, but it would have been nicer if he'd kicked on here instead. Watt, Sammon and Stockton were absolute nightmare fuel. Decent player without mental robustness reqd to flourish at Tynecastle and wilted instead. Sutton was another good example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever Hearts Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Anybody remember him hitting the young fan in the puss with the ball in the pre-match warm up at Rugby Park a few years ago? These things happen, but the kid was standing outside in the queue at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 8 minutes ago, Forever Hearts said: Anybody remember him hitting the young fan in the puss with the ball in the pre-match warm up at Rugby Park a few years ago? These things happen, but the kid was standing outside in the queue at the time. 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Smith's right boot said: Yip. Below the elite it's so over rated it's beyond a joke. Because sky allows teams to pay players more it really does not mean that the players are better. It is a joke and such is the propaganda and the delusions of granduer that surround English football, we are compared unfavourably and are given dugshite deals by TV companies. The SPL should get more money than the Championship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonkel Hoon Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 He looks like he's bulked up and was definitely a physical presence against Fleetwood so fair play to him for making the effort, but as a footballer he's still very limited. Stephen Robinson is the Morecambe manager and they are pish. He was touted for the Hearts job not too long ago. Bullet dodged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 A run of the mill Hearts striker nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordiegords Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 (edited) I thought he was pish when he was with us. Edited November 24, 2021 by gordiegords Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 16 minutes ago, gordiegords said: I thought he was pish when he was with us. to be fair he wasn't even that good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lsimp77 Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Missed an open goal against Dunfermline which meant Cathro got sacked, he was also a truly awful footballer and blacked up at the players’ Halloween party so swings and roundabouts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Vince Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 He was absolutely honking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 He was the worst forward I've ever seen. Can't remember who we played, but he tripped over the ball and fell flat on his face, when he was through on the goalie. Also the off side goal v the sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dav1e Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Not Hearts quality by a long stretch . We've given some players decent contracts in the past few years for little return, hopefully Savage knows what he's doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 He wouldn't be allowed to shoot from there at Hearts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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