Cole Stockton

[Tazio]

Not a bad goal I suppose. 
 

 

[Bill Sikes]

Another one that got away  😩😩

[Tommy Brown]

Was a few weeks ago.

He has scored a few beauties  this season.

[Tazio]

Just now, Tommy Brown said:

Was a few weeks ago.

He has scored a few beauties  this season.

Er,  it was the winner in their match today. 

[Tommy Brown]

Just now, Tazio said:

Er,  it was the winner in their match today. 

Is it? its the 2nd goal this season he's scored from half way.

 

[Rick Sanchez]

Hope the goalie was raging at himself.

[Hmfc1965]

He does seem to be doing well there.

It's maybe a sign that Scottish football isn't as bad as some make it out to be.

[Tommy Brown]

Brain fart by me Tazio

His first one is this clip was what I was thinking about.

 

[merrymac]

10 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez said:

Hope the goalie was raging at himself.

Coached by David Marshall??😲

[Cruyff]

English football is beyond overrated. The boy couldn't even get near the ball up here. 

[StevenNaismith]

Probably the worst striker I’ve seen at Hearts and he has some healthy competition. 

[Guest]

8 hours ago, StevenNaismith said:

Probably the worst striker I’ve seen at Hearts and he has some healthy competition. 

I was at the game and he is still absolutely gash. He spent most of the game moaning at his teammates.

[OTT]

He was shockingly bad. Amazes me how many times we get a player and its like they forget how to play football. 

 

Its nice he's kicked on, but it would have been nicer if he'd kicked on here instead. Watt, Sammon and Stockton were absolute nightmare fuel. 

[EIEIO]

59 minutes ago, OTT said:

He was shockingly bad. Amazes me how many times we get a player and its like they forget how to play football. 

 

Its nice he's kicked on, but it would have been nicer if he'd kicked on here instead. Watt, Sammon and Stockton were absolute nightmare fuel. 

Sad but true.

[Batistuta87]

He was absolutely terrible. 

 

Has scored something like 28 goals in 3 seasons with Morecambe - which is about the same amount he'd scored over his entire 8/9 year career prior to signing for them. 

 

Never scored once for us. When we signed him he had scored just 25 goals in nearly 150 games - many of which were in L2 or below.

 

Absolutely astounding that he was allowed anywhere near Tynecastle. 

 

[DS98]

English football beneath the championship is unbelievably shit. My mate played in League 1 for several years so I saw a lot in of games. Shit is an understatement. 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, DS98 said:

English football beneath the championship is unbelievably shit. My mate played in League 1 for several years so I saw a lot in of games. Shit is an understatement. 

The standard at the game yesterday was very poor. None of them would get anywhere near our team these days.

[Cruyff]

2 hours ago, DS98 said:

English football beneath the championship is unbelievably shit. My mate played in League 1 for several years so I saw a lot in of games. Shit is an understatement. 

Even most of the Championship is dugshit. 

[Bungalow Bill]

The SPFL Premiership is a decent level, it’s embarrassing that some think League 1 in England is better. Appalling stuff in that league. 

[sandyk]

On 21/11/2021 at 11:38, DS98 said:

English football beneath the championship is unbelievably shit. My mate played in League 1 for several years so I saw a lot in of games. Shit is an understatement. 

100% 

 

Watched quite a few League 1 games last year and the level is awful.  Even the 4 or 5 Championship games I have seen this season have been poor.  

[Pans Jambo]

Two good goals a striker does not make....

[Mister Dee]

He was so bad that he made me look like a footballer. 

[Dennis Reynolds]

Cole Stockton is pish and will always be pish.

 

Did he not black up for a Christmas party as well? 

[Forever Hearts]

3 minutes ago, LMc said:

Cole Stockton is pish and will always be pish.

 

Did he not black up for a Christmas party as well? 

I think he went as a footballer. Nobody bought it. 

[Dennis Reynolds]

1 minute ago, Forever Hearts said:

I think he went as a footballer. Nobody bought it. 

 

😂

[BigStein]

He’s right up there with the worst strikers I’ve seen play for us. Made Jamie Mole look like Batistuta

[Guest]

11 minutes ago, LMc said:

Cole Stockton is pish and will always be pish.

 

Did he not black up for a Christmas party as well? 

Think that was Coal Stockton 😀

[Armageddon]

16 minutes ago, Jonkel Hoon said:

Think that was Coal Stockton 😀

 

Hahaha what a reply.

 

I always thought half way punted goals were pish until I saw one for myself, I think it's the surprise that gets you.  They're mostly by folk who cannot be arsed running.

 

 

[BigStein]

I can only think of one occasion when one of our players even tried for a halfway line goal. I don’t remember who we were playing but it was Michael Stewart at Tynecastle.

 

was a feeble attempt iirc

[Locky]

1 hour ago, LMc said:

Cole Stockton is pish and will always be pish.

 

Did he not black up for a Christmas party as well? 

Ross Callachan stuck a picture on social media of him dressed as The Joker and Stockton dressed as Mr T complete with full make up.  

[Dennis Reynolds]

9 minutes ago, Locky said:

Ross Callachan stuck a picture on social media of him dressed as The Joker and Stockton dressed as Mr T complete with full make up.  

 

That was it!

 

I was in a pub in Leith watching the Dunfermline game in the league cup years ago when he missed that chance at the death from about 2 yards out. I jumped out my seat to celebrate as it went wide. I was horribly hungover and it was my birthday. Had some Hibs fan giving me it tight for ages after. Cole Stockton ruined my birthday.

[Penrices left boot]

On 20/11/2021 at 23:46, Cruyff said:

English football is beyond overrated. The boy couldn't even get near the ball up here. 

 

 

Yip. 

 

Below the  elite it's so over rated it's beyond a joke. 

 

Because sky allows teams to pay players more it really does not mean that the players are better. 

 

 

[Penrices left boot]

1 hour ago, Forever Hearts said:

I think he went as a footballer. Nobody bought it. 

 

 

😂😂

[pettigrewsstylist]

On 21/11/2021 at 10:28, OTT said:

He was shockingly bad. Amazes me how many times we get a player and its like they forget how to play football. 

 

Its nice he's kicked on, but it would have been nicer if he'd kicked on here instead. Watt, Sammon and Stockton were absolute nightmare fuel. 

Decent player without mental robustness reqd to flourish at Tynecastle and wilted instead. Sutton was another good example.

[Forever Hearts]

Anybody remember him hitting the young fan in the puss with the ball in the pre-match warm up at Rugby Park a few years ago? These things happen, but the kid was standing outside in the queue at the time. 

[Pans Jambo]

8 minutes ago, Forever Hearts said:

Anybody remember him hitting the young fan in the puss with the ball in the pre-match warm up at Rugby Park a few years ago? These things happen, but the kid was standing outside in the queue at the time. 

😅

[Cruyff]

1 hour ago, Smith's right boot said:

 

 

Yip. 

 

Below the  elite it's so over rated it's beyond a joke. 

 

Because sky allows teams to pay players more it really does not mean that the players are better. 

 

 

It is a joke and such is the propaganda and the delusions of granduer that surround English football, we are compared unfavourably and are given dugshite deals by TV companies. The SPL should get more money than the Championship. 

[Guest]

He looks like he's bulked up and was definitely a physical presence against Fleetwood so fair play to him for making the effort, but as a footballer he's still very limited.

 

Stephen Robinson is the Morecambe manager and they are pish.  He was touted for the Hearts job not too long ago. Bullet dodged.

[i8hibsh]

A run of the mill Hearts striker nowadays.

[gordiegords]

I thought he was pish when he was with us.

Edited November 24, 2021 by gordiegords

[ManxandCapeTownJambo]

16 minutes ago, gordiegords said:

I thought he was pish when he was with us.

 

to be fair he wasn't even that good

[lsimp77]

Missed an open goal against Dunfermline which meant Cathro got sacked, he was also a truly awful footballer and blacked up at the players’ Halloween party so swings and roundabouts. 

[Savage Vince]

He was absolutely honking. 

[Joey J J Jr Shabadoo]

He was the worst forward I've ever seen. Can't remember who we played, but he tripped over the ball and fell flat on his face, when he was through on the goalie. Also the off side goal v the sheep.

[dav1e]

Not Hearts quality by a long stretch . We've given some players decent contracts in the past few years for little return,  hopefully Savage knows what he's doing. 

[Greedy Jambo]

He wouldn't be allowed to shoot from there at Hearts.