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Based on the last four months, a little game for today, given there's no football of any interest to most on here....

 

 - Richard Gordon

 - Tony Fitzpatrick

 - Keith Jackson

 - Roy MacGregor

 - Stuart Cosgrove

 - Lachlan Cameron

 - Chick Young

 - Various chairmen seeking 15 minutes of fame (Elgin City, etc)

 - Willie Miller

 - Neil Doncaster

 

Does that seem like a reasonable top 10? Have I omitted anyone?

If so, feel free to pick your own top 10.

Criteria is they have to have infuriated you in the media (hence Doncaster's inclusion)

 

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Brick Tamland

All of them shite out of ten

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Eno
4 minutes ago, Guess The Crowd said:

Based on the last four months, a little game for today, given there's no football of any interest to most on here....

 

 - Richard Gordon

 - Tony Fitzpatrick

 - Keith Jackson

 - Roy MacGregor

 - Stuart Cosgrove

 - Lachlan Cameron

 - Chick Young

 - Various chairmen seeking 15 minutes of fame (Elgin City, etc)

 - Willie Miller

 - Neil Doncaster

 

Does that seem like a reasonable top 10? Have I omitted anyone?

If so, feel free to pick your own top 10.

Criteria is they have to have infuriated you in the media (hence Doncaster's inclusion)

 

All the chairmen/clubs now wishing to 'make peace' with us.

Can all take a run and @#&$.

You're not getting the maroon coin!

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Special Officer Doofy
10 minutes ago, Guess The Crowd said:

Based on the last four months, a little game for today, given there's no football of any interest to most on here....

 

 - Richard Gordon

 - Tony Fitzpatrick

 - Keith Jackson

 - Roy MacGregor

 - Stuart Cosgrove

 - Lachlan Cameron

 - Chick Young

 - Various chairmen seeking 15 minutes of fame (Elgin City, etc)

 - Willie Miller

 - Neil Doncaster

 

Does that seem like a reasonable top 10? Have I omitted anyone?

If so, feel free to pick your own top 10.

Criteria is they have to have infuriated you in the media (hence Doncaster's inclusion)

 


Peter Lawwell. The rest are just minions.

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Castle rock

All cheeks of the same erse. 

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Guess The Crowd
1 minute ago, Special Officer Doofy said:


Peter Lawwell. The rest are just minions.

 

He's never in the media (officially at least).

 

But I totally get your point.

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Seymour M Hersh
10 minutes ago, Guess The Crowd said:

Based on the last four months, a little game for today, given there's no football of any interest to most on here....

 

 - Richard Gordon - Total loss of his voice and therefore his job.

 - Tony Fitzpatrick - His shitty team and club to be humped weekly and go bust.

 - Keith Jackson - His toilet paper rag of a red top to go out of business.

 - Roy MacGregor -  Divorce and for her to ride him raw (financially speaking)

 - Stuart Cosgrove - A doing.

 - Lachlan Cameron - An irrelevance.

 - Chick Young - Also an irrelevance.

 - Various chairmen seeking 15 minutes of fame (Elgin City, etc) - See above

 - Willie Miller - Gifted another chip shop

 - Neil Doncaster - The most serious ill fortune imaginable.  

 

Does that seem like a reasonable top 10? Have I omitted anyone?

If so, feel free to pick your own top 10.

Criteria is they have to have infuriated you in the media (hence Doncaster's inclusion)

 

 

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jake
5 hours ago, Guess The Crowd said:

Based on the last four months, a little game for today, given there's no football of any interest to most on here....

 

 - Richard Gordon

 - Tony Fitzpatrick

 - Keith Jackson

 - Roy MacGregor

 - Stuart Cosgrove

 - Lachlan Cameron

 - Chick Young

 - Various chairmen seeking 15 minutes of fame (Elgin City, etc)

 - Willie Miller

 - Neil Doncaster

 

Does that seem like a reasonable top 10? Have I omitted anyone?

If so, feel free to pick your own top 10.

Criteria is they have to have infuriated you in the media (hence Doncaster's inclusion)

 

I actually despise that Richard Gordon more than any other on that list.

 

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Stupid Sexy Flanders

I never thought I could hate anyone in football more than I do Neil Lennon and Scott Brown, but really they're just the pantomime baddies you love to hate. Neil Doncaster, however, I now despise with a passion. Ten years of utter buffoonery on his part has now culminated in this shameful episode. He has brought absolutely nothing positive in his time here but this is beyond anything he's done before. 

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HMFC01
6 hours ago, Guess The Crowd said:

Based on the last four months, a little game for today, given there's no football of any interest to most on here....

 

 - Richard Gordon 7

 - Tony Fitzpatrick 6

 - Keith Jackson 8

 - Roy MacGregor 4

 - Stuart Cosgrove 3

 - Lachlan Cameron 5

 - Chick Young 1

 - Various chairmen seeking 15 minutes of fame (Elgin City, etc) 9

 - Willie Miller 10

 - Neil Doncaster 2

 

Does that seem like a reasonable top 10? Have I omitted anyone?

If so, feel free to pick your own top 10.

Criteria is they have to have infuriated you in the media (hence Doncaster's inclusion)

 

   

Chic  seems a total irrelevant wind up merchant.  Just sits and laughs and talks pish.  Doncaster at least has a job but is a :censored:  Miller coming out as a harmless fool.  The rest are :censored:

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Ominous

Stick that Bill Leckie in the list he's a wee tit as well.

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Busman2
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I wouldn’t pi*h on them if they were on fire end of.

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TypoonJambo
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What is the collective for "female genitalia"?. F*****s didn't get past the swear police😁

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Bootzilla

Richard Gordon's hard hitting interview with Doncaster was a virtual hand job. 

 

He got excited about the return of "top class" football when referring to St Mirren v Livingston, at half time he proclaimed it so much better than the "rubbish" we've been served up from England - presumably the shite played by the likes of De Bruyne and Salah.

 

It's unlistenable. Only Hearts.

 

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millerjames398

Bill leckie was makin his yap go, so bung him in with the rest, if not mentioned already 👍🏼🇱🇻

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Mr 3 Putt
2 minutes ago, millerjames398 said:

Bill leckie was makin his yap go, so bung him in with the rest, if not mentioned already 👍🏼🇱🇻

Think he is a st midden fan too.

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millerjames398

Also a pre emptive Jonathan Sutherland, he's not been on telly during all this, but you just know he'll be sittin there dripping, when the guests on the show start pickin over our bones🤬🇱🇻

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millerjames398
1 minute ago, Mr 3 Putt said:

Think he is a st midden fan too.

He never used to bother me much, but after a couple of his articles stickin the boot in,..really pissed me off, so get him on the fire😆🇱🇻

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Boof

- Richard Gordon absolute wank

 - Tony Fitzpatrick deluded wank

 - Keith Jackson complete wank

 - Roy MacGregor Dunfermline hat-wearing wank

 - Stuart Cosgrove soulboy wank 

 - Lachlan Cameron Yank wank

 - Chick Young irrelevant wank

 - Various chairmen seeking 15 minutes of fame (Elgin City, etc) a shuffle of wanks

 - Willie Miller braindead wank

 - Neil Doncaster Lawwell's pet wank

 

Toiling to find a good guy among 'em...

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TypoonJambo

A "hand shuffle" of wanks?? 

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jambonian
Posted (edited)
Just now, Guess The Crowd said:

Based on the last four months, a little game for today, given there's no football of any interest to most on here....

 

 - Richard Gordon

 - Tony Fitzpatrick

 - Keith Jackson

 - Roy MacGregor

 - Stuart Cosgrove

 - Lachlan Cameron

 - Chick Young

 - Various chairmen seeking 15 minutes of fame (Elgin City, etc)

 - Willie Miller

 - Neil Doncaster

 

Does that seem like a reasonable top 10? Have I omitted anyone?

If so, feel free to pick your own top 10.

Criteria is they have to have infuriated you in the media (hence Doncaster's inclusion)

 

 

Richard Gordon - Showed his true colours throughout this stuff with Hearts, seems to find it all rather amusing. Unprofessional.

Tony Fitzpatrick - "St Mirren are a top 6 side" Think that says enough about that  **** Also has a Hibby leaning.

Keith Jackson - stopped buying papers since February so can't comment. Only that going by past experience, a guaranteed old firm arse-licker.

Roy MacGregor - Don't even know who that is. Ah, wait, just read a post above. Was he at Dunfermline when Hearts went out their way to play a benefit game in 2014 when they were about to go under!?

Stuart Cosgrove - used to be alright but since Tommy Wright was at St Johnstone he became a bit of a joke broadcaster. Even more-so now since the Covid crisis. Seems to have a bee in his bonnet about Hearts for some reason, need to ask Tommy Wright, he knows best and probably where it came from.

Lachlan Cameron - Never heard of him.

Chick Young - Haven't heard much from him for ages, probably hiding in Parkheid and Ibrox corridors with his tongue hanging out waiting to pounce on the nearest leg he can find.

Various Chairmen....zzzz!

Willie Miller - "Hi, it's Willie Miller here" every five minutes. The expression "thick as pig-shit" was created for him. Slavering arse is also perfect for him.

Neil Doncaster - Nah, i don't fancy a kick-back ban right now, thanks.

 

 

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Boof
59 minutes ago, TypoonJambo said:

A "hand shuffle" of wanks?? 

 

:spoton:

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WDJ87

Terry Christie - Gary Mackay I'd add those two. First one said we should stop throwing toys around and accept the relegation the 2nd supposed Jambo didn't have the balls to go against the smsm narrative and meekly agreed with them.

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Dusk_Till_Dawn

Dickhead Gordon talking about first-class football was superb. What a ****ing rimjob.

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gorgie rd eh11

Gordon thinks he's something. A total fraud. 

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airdriejambo3

The only Jounalist with even hint of integrity is Tom English at times.

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Samuel Camazzola

If there's scope for reconstruction, I'd like to propose an increase to the league of wanks and have Bill Leckie and Donald Findlay given slots. 

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Jarhead
13 hours ago, Guess The Crowd said:

Based on the last four months, a little game for today, given there's no football of any interest to most on here....

 

 - Richard Gordon

 - Tony Fitzpatrick

 - Keith Jackson

 - Roy MacGregor

 - Stuart Cosgrove

 - Lachlan Cameron

 - Chick Young

 - Various chairmen seeking 15 minutes of fame (Elgin City, etc)

 - Willie Miller

 - Neil Doncaster

 

Does that seem like a reasonable top 10? Have I omitted anyone?

If so, feel free to pick your own top 10.

Criteria is they have to have infuriated you in the media (hence Doncaster's inclusion)

 

Interesting list, most obvious missing suspect would be Tam McManus IMO. 
 

Gordon- I guess it goes back to the Miko v Scotland incident but he really does seem to have serious issues with us. 
He doesn’t even try to hide his disdain for us. 
The worst of it is that it seems to have spread to the whole Sportsound programme. 
Of all the ex players only Neil McCann seems to have anything good to say about us. 
We have a serious image problem and very few friends. We really need to have a serious think about our PR IMHO. 
 

Fitzpatrick- I actually kind of admire his ambition for his club but he’s a fantasist that’s best ignored. 
 

Jackson- A mouthpiece who prints what he is told to print. 
 

MacGregor- The shame of it is that County and their fans always seemed a decent lot. 
 

Cosgrove- Boring wannabe intellectual who can’t see past the end of his own self important opinions. 
 

Cameron- Irrelevant footnote in Scottish football history. 
 

Young- A dick but well meaning and harmless. Should have left the stage several years ago though. 
 

Various chairmen- See previous comment on lack of friends and poor PR. I honestly don’t think our goody two shoes image whilst crap on the pitch cuts much ice. 
Soft on and off the pitch isn’t a good look when dealing with a nest of vipers. 
 

Miller- Not overly bothered by him but he’s a hard listen. 
 

Doncaster- *****! He sums up everything that is wrong with our game. 

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ToqueJambo
14 hours ago, Guess The Crowd said:

Based on the last four months, a little game for today, given there's no football of any interest to most on here....

 

 - Richard Gordon

 - Tony Fitzpatrick

 - Keith Jackson

 - Roy MacGregor

 - Stuart Cosgrove

 - Lachlan Cameron

 - Chick Young

 - Various chairmen seeking 15 minutes of fame (Elgin City, etc)

 - Willie Miller

 - Neil Doncaster

 

Does that seem like a reasonable top 10? Have I omitted anyone?

If so, feel free to pick your own top 10.

Criteria is they have to have infuriated you in the media (hence Doncaster's inclusion)

 

 

Most of them had predictably bad takes about this whole thing. Cosgrove is the one that annoys me the most. He's a good broadcaster and intelligent guy as well as being a socialist type. Yet what he has supported the last few months is rampant capitalism from Scottish football clubs - zero solidarity, zero thought or concern for workers caught up in it, all a bunch of fat cats trying to keep their slice of the pie by punishing the weakest at that particular time. And he's been a cheerleader for it all. 

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gator

I've no use for any of them and probably will never listen to any of them again!

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GinRummy
7 hours ago, gator said:

I've no use for any of them and probably will never listen to any of them again!

Beat me to it. Now that the court case is done I’ve got no reason to read or listen to any of them again. Might occasionally read T-man-tea boy tam 10 on twitter when he’s getting a skelping but that’s it. 

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