Morgan Posted February 13 34 years old? Try 54. It’s not even his own hair, for goodness sake. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Last Laff Posted February 13 He’s still a great player. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JamboAndrew Posted February 13 Could do a job Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey1874 Posted February 13 Not getting promoted. Maybe avoid relegation though depends on points deduction for financial cheating. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benny Posted February 14 9 hours ago, Last Laff said: He’s still a great player. He has not been a great player for years. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dallas Green Posted February 14 Surely it is his own hair? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanjambo Posted February 14 My mate is a Derby fan. Says you can instantly tell the difference in quality when he's playing. Streets ahead of everyone else. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ93 Posted February 14 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Dallas Green said: Surely it is his own hair? I heard that he shaves another area of his body and uses double-sided sticky tape to re-apply it to his head. Source: one of the famed ITK Kickback posters. 😂 Edited February 14 by JJ93 spelling mistake Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dallas Green Posted February 14 6 minutes ago, JJ93 said: I heard that he shaves another area of his haid and uses double-sided sticky tape to re-apply it to his head. Source: one of the famed ITK Kickback posters. 😂 😂 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
been here before Posted February 14 Can he play in goals? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Last Laff Posted February 14 1 hour ago, benny said: He has not been a great player for years. If you’ve watched him play for Derby recently you wouldn’t be saying that 👍 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey1874 Posted February 14 27 minutes ago, alanjambo said: My mate is a Derby fan. Says you can instantly tell the difference in quality when he's playing. Streets ahead of everyone else. Results aren't any better though. Will Rooney want more than mid table? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr 3 Putt Posted February 14 34 minutes ago, been here before said: Can he play in goals? He is apparently pretty good in goals. Heard that years ago. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grumpy rebus Posted February 14 1 hour ago, been here before said: Can he play in goals? no, he’s sh1te but he’s still better than JP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HEARTS FOREVER Posted February 14 Does it matter what he looks like? Proper player.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whodanny Posted February 14 2 hours ago, Dallas Green said: Surely it is his own hair? Well, aye. In that he paid for it. It is his own, like, I mean, he owns it ... In the same sense that my old mum owns her false teeth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted February 14 2 hours ago, Dallas Green said: Surely it is his own hair? Well, it’s his now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanjambo Posted February 14 2 hours ago, Mikey1874 said: Results aren't any better though. Will Rooney want more than mid table? They are a bit better- they were in freefall before January. Rooney has brought them back to a level but he's surrounded mostly by terrible players, and a dreadful keeper. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cwapsy Posted February 14 5 hours ago, alanjambo said: My mate is a Derby fan. Says you can instantly tell the difference in quality when he's playing. Streets ahead of everyone else. We all thought that for a few weeks about Tziolis Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
letsalldothebeattie Posted February 14 5 hours ago, been here before said: Can he play in goals? Yes used to go in goals during training at United and even impressed Sir Alex with how good he is as a keeper Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey1874 Posted February 14 3 hours ago, alanjambo said: They are a bit better- they were in freefall before January. Rooney has brought them back to a level but he's surrounded mostly by terrible players, and a dreadful keeper. Fair enough. Last game before Rooney played Derby were 17th, 9 points from the Play Offs and 9 points from the relegation places. After the midweek defeat to Bristol City, Derby are 13th, 10 points from the Play Offs and 13 points from the relegation places. So safer from relegation but no better off in promotion race. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arnaud Djoum Posted February 14 Folk saying Rooney isn’t a great player. He certainly is at that level. Explains some of the stupid things people shout at Tynecastle. Some of you must sit near me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanjambo Posted February 14 1 hour ago, Mikey1874 said: Fair enough. Last game before Rooney played Derby were 17th, 9 points from the Play Offs and 9 points from the relegation places. After the midweek defeat to Bristol City, Derby are 13th, 10 points from the Play Offs and 13 points from the relegation places. So safer from relegation but no better off in promotion race. Oh no, miles off it. I think that they'd have kept going down the table rather than up it if Rooney wasn't there though. He's steadied them but they're still pretty rubbish. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Henrysmithstaxi Posted February 14 Will be Derby Manager next season when Cocu sacked at the end of this one, with them mid table. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redhelen Posted February 14 12 minutes ago, Henrysmithstaxi said: Will be Derby Manager next season when Cocu sacked at the end of this one, with them mid table. May be lower than that if they get points docked for falling foul of FFP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingantti1874 Posted February 14 36 minutes ago, Arnaud Djoum said: Folk saying Rooney isn’t a great player. He certainly is at that level. Explains some of the stupid things people shout at Tynecastle. Some of you must sit near me. exactly.. 1 player doesn’t make a team, ask Steven Naismith.. but Rooney was a world class player, and it still a class above pretty much anyone in the SPL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted February 14 2 minutes ago, kingantti1874 said: exactly.. 1 player doesn’t make a team, ask Steven Naismith.. but Rooney was a world class player, and it still a class above pretty much anyone in the SPL He certainly was. 👍 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alwaysthereinspirit Posted February 14 I think he's one of the top 25 players England has produced. Great goal scorer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlimOzturk Posted February 14 Rooney was shit hot and still good enough to play premier league Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey1874 Posted February 14 1 minute ago, AlimOzturk said: Rooney was shit hot and still good enough to play premier league Must be a good chance he will move back there. Who knows what is in his contract. Derby are very ambitious and maybe thought he could get them up this season. But maybe has a release clause. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1971fozzy Posted February 14 9 hours ago, alanjambo said: They are a bit better- they were in freefall before January. Rooney has brought them back to a level but he's surrounded mostly by terrible players, and a dreadful keeper. bit like Naismith then Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted February 14 9 hours ago, alanjambo said: They are a bit better- they were in freefall before January. Rooney has brought them back to a level but he's surrounded mostly by terrible players, and a dreadful keeper. Sounds like Naismith. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Henrysmithstaxi Posted February 14 4 hours ago, Redhelen said: May be lower than that if they get points docked for falling foul of FFP. They’re slipperier than Man City. They’ll keep dodging that bullet somehow. They’ll sell the ground again, rent it back, pay Rooney with hair transplants and get him to pay all the players wages with sauna visits or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour M Hersh Posted February 14 I take it 32 is half the age of his favourite "gas cooker"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted February 14 3 minutes ago, Seymour M Hersh said: I take it 32 is half the age of his favourite "gas cooker"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luckyBatistuta Posted February 14 11 minutes ago, Seymour M Hersh said: I take it 32 is half the age of his favourite "gas cooker"? and he’s put his meat in quite a few Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HardcoreJambo Posted February 15 Can't believe Graeme Shinnie is playing alongside Rooney. Massively overrated player. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey1874 Posted Friday at 17:11 If Derby are going to mount a promotion challenge, get a run of wins then beating promotion favourites Fulham tonight would be the start. Sky Sports/ Main Event 7.45pm. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Henrysmithstaxi Posted Friday at 18:09 Rooney hat trick v Fulham tonight. You heard it here first Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey1874 Posted Friday at 22:02 3 hours ago, Henrysmithstaxi said: Rooney hat trick v Fulham tonight. You heard it here first Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tian447 Posted Friday at 22:07 4 minutes ago, Mikey1874 said: "Taking the absolute piss", and yet his team still drew 1-1. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted Friday at 22:09 6 minutes ago, Mikey1874 said: A draw is hardly ‘taking the piss’. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey1874 Posted Friday at 22:13 Very fair point guys. Derby treading water even with Rooney's contributions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted Friday at 22:17 4 minutes ago, Mikey1874 said: Very fair point guys. Derby treading water even with Rooney's contributions. Wasn’t aimed at you, Mikey. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bull's-eye Posted Friday at 22:19 Rooney was superb tbh. Derby clearly not going for promotion this season according to Phillip Cocu. Seemed confident saying it and obviously expects to be given time. Bit of financial doping gone on at Derby though so I hope they crash and burn. Seen Rooney live a few times, brilliant footballer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
