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Horatio Caine
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Police looking for Bobby Madden.

Posted
25 minutes ago, Horatio Caine said:

Police looking for Bobby Madden.

 Bobby Madden looks like he would prefer a sausage to a kebab.

 

 

Posted
4 minutes ago, Lovecraft said:

 Bobby Madden looks like he would prefer a sausage to a kebab.

 

 

:oohmatron:

Posted

What a fantastic article, made me laugh. Investigative journalism at it's best. 

been here before
Posted

Maggie looks a bit like Ray Mears in a wig.

Posted

Why, the absolute ****, would you report this to the police and demand it’s investigated? Stupid cow even states she knows it’s a waste of police time but does it anyway. Ffs

luckyBatistuta
Posted

Should charge her, idiot.

J.T.F.Robertson
Posted

 

"How low can you get". :vrface:

Posted

I assume he’s doner runner? 

Posted

top quality journalism in that

 

"Luckily girls from the pub knew him and said he will be bared

 

if he is getting bared maybe that is why he stole them

Posted

Who the **** buys kebabs then takes them back to the pub?  Her and her pal should have been barred for bringing food in, skanks!

Posted
2 minutes ago, Gashauskis9 said:

Who the **** buys kebabs then takes them back to the pub?  Her and her pal should have been barred for bringing food in, skanks!

just as long as they are not bared, put you off your pint

Posted
1 minute ago, milky_26 said:

just as long as they are not bared, put you off your pint

🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

Posted
34 minutes ago, milky_26 said:

just as long as they are not bared, put you off your pint

:lol: 

Posted
50 minutes ago, Swanny17 said:

I assume he’s doner runner? 

 

:getout:

 

38 minutes ago, Gashauskis9 said:

Who the **** buys kebabs then takes them back to the pub?  Her and her pal should have been barred for bringing food in, skanks!

 

It’s Haddington.

Posted
3 minutes ago, Morgan said:

 

:getout:

 

 

It’s Haddington.

Thought it was Musselburgh?  Not used to this level of skank in my home town.

Posted
Just now, Gashauskis9 said:

Thought it was Musselburgh?  Not used to this level of skank in my home town.

it was musselburgh, @Morgan is too distracted thinking of kebabs

Posted
7 minutes ago, Morgan said:

:lol: 

well there is little chance i would get put off my kebab

Posted
40 minutes ago, Gashauskis9 said:

Thought it was Musselburgh?  Not used to this level of skank in my home town.

 

Apologies.  I was thinking ‘Musselburgh’ and for some strange reason wrote ‘Haddington’.  :sadrobbo:

 

39 minutes ago, milky_26 said:

it was musselburgh, @Morgan is too distracted thinking of kebabs

 

See above.  :sad: 

Posted
41 minutes ago, milky_26 said:

well there is little chance i would get put off my kebab

Bit like Janet then.

Posted
9 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Bit like Janet then.

thats now off my kebab

AlphonseCapone
Posted

He's obviously assessed the kebabs on offer and opted for the ones from the takeaway... 

Samuel Camazzola
Posted
12 hours ago, Swanny17 said:

I assume he’s doner runner? 

Got to feel pitta for them. 

Posted
1 hour ago, Samuel Camazzola said:

Got to feel pitta for them. 

At this time of year I'm sure he'll still feel quite chilli even doing a runner.

Posted (edited)

It’s the sportsman’s pub we are talking about here, anything can happen in that place

 

edit- also what a shitty story and pointless waste of police time.  The least of Musselburgh’s worries

Edited by DarthVodka
I P Knightley
Posted
18 hours ago, been here before said:

Maggie looks a bit like Ray Mears in a wig.

I was set to go with Benny Hill but will give you Ray Mears.

 

Great reporting. Either she never said "Honest Town" and the reporter just wrote it (twice) for the sake of it, or the reporter asked her to say "Honest Town" so that he could write it twice. 

wentworth jambo
Posted

If I left a pub after a few pints, went across the road for a kebab and then headed back over to the pub - there'd be no trace of kebab by the time I got there...who buys a kebab and doesn't start wolfing it down immediately ??

Posted
2 hours ago, superjack said:

At this time of year I'm sure he'll still feel quite chilli even doing a runner.

He's a lad.

Posted
23 hours ago, Gashauskis9 said:

Who the **** buys kebabs then takes them back to the pub?  Her and her pal should have been barred for bringing food in, skanks!

haha true

Posted
8 hours ago, wentworth jambo said:

If I left a pub after a few pints, went across the road for a kebab and then headed back over to the pub - there'd be no trace of kebab by the time I got there...who buys a kebab and doesn't start wolfing it down immediately ??

Especially when you consider the rate of cooling that donner meat has. It seems to disobey the laws of physics. Got to get it down you rapid style. 

Posted
4 minutes ago, Smack said:

Especially when you consider the rate of cooling that donner meat has. It seems to disobey the laws of physics. Got to get it down you rapid style. 

that is why you get it with lots of chilli sauce to disguise the coolness of the donner meat

Posted
11 hours ago, wentworth jambo said:

If I left a pub after a few pints, went across the road for a kebab and then headed back over to the pub - there'd be no trace of kebab by the time I got there...who buys a kebab and doesn't start wolfing it down immediately ??

 

Who buys a kebab after just a couple of drinks? Full blown pissed mode before that happens, got what they deserved.

Psychedelicropcircle
Posted

It was me although it was their badly packed kebabs I was after😱😂

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