Jambo 4 Ever Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/police-hunt-man-who-stole-17650500  was this any bald guy on here? 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Police looking for Bobby Madden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 25 minutes ago, Horatio Caine said: Police looking for Bobby Madden. Â Bobby Madden looks like he would prefer a sausage to a kebab. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 4 minutes ago, Lovecraft said: Â Bobby Madden looks like he would prefer a sausage to a kebab. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 What a fantastic article, made me laugh. Investigative journalism at it's best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Maggie looks a bit like Ray Mears in a wig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Why, the absolute ****, would you report this to the police and demand it’s investigated? Stupid cow even states she knows it’s a waste of police time but does it anyway. Ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Should charge her, idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Kebabs are a hair restorer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T.F.Robertson Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020  "How low can you get". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 I assume he’s doner runner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 top quality journalism in that  "Luckily girls from the pub knew him and said he will be bared  if he is getting bared maybe that is why he stole them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Who the **** buys kebabs then takes them back to the pub? Â Her and her pal should have been barred for bringing food in, skanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, Gashauskis9 said: Who the **** buys kebabs then takes them back to the pub? Â Her and her pal should have been barred for bringing food in, skanks! just as long as they are not bared, put you off your pint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 1 minute ago, milky_26 said: just as long as they are not bared, put you off your pint 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 34 minutes ago, milky_26 said: just as long as they are not bared, put you off your pint  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 50 minutes ago, Swanny17 said: I assume he’s doner runner?   38 minutes ago, Gashauskis9 said: Who the **** buys kebabs then takes them back to the pub?  Her and her pal should have been barred for bringing food in, skanks!  It’s Haddington. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, Morgan said:    It’s Haddington. Thought it was Musselburgh?  Not used to this level of skank in my home town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Just now, Gashauskis9 said: Thought it was Musselburgh? Â Not used to this level of skank in my home town. it was musselburgh, @Morgan is too distracted thinking of kebabs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 7 minutes ago, Morgan said: Â well there is little chance i would get put off my kebab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 40 minutes ago, Gashauskis9 said: Thought it was Musselburgh?  Not used to this level of skank in my home town.  Apologies.  I was thinking ‘Musselburgh’ and for some strange reason wrote ‘Haddington’.   39 minutes ago, milky_26 said: it was musselburgh, @Morgan is too distracted thinking of kebabs  See above.   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 41 minutes ago, milky_26 said: well there is little chance i would get put off my kebab Bit like Janet then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 9 minutes ago, Morgan said: Bit like Janet then. thats now off my kebab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphonseCapone Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 He's obviously assessed the kebabs on offer and opted for the ones from the takeaway... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 12 hours ago, Swanny17 said: I assume he’s doner runner? Got to feel pitta for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Samuel Camazzola said: Got to feel pitta for them. At this time of year I'm sure he'll still feel quite chilli even doing a runner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthVodka Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 (edited) It’s the sportsman’s pub we are talking about here, anything can happen in that place  edit- also what a shitty story and pointless waste of police time.  The least of Musselburgh’s worries Edited January 30, 2020 by DarthVodka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 18 hours ago, been here before said: Maggie looks a bit like Ray Mears in a wig. I was set to go with Benny Hill but will give you Ray Mears.  Great reporting. Either she never said "Honest Town" and the reporter just wrote it (twice) for the sake of it, or the reporter asked her to say "Honest Town" so that he could write it twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wentworth jambo Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 If I left a pub after a few pints, went across the road for a kebab and then headed back over to the pub - there'd be no trace of kebab by the time I got there...who buys a kebab and doesn't start wolfing it down immediately ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 2 hours ago, superjack said: At this time of year I'm sure he'll still feel quite chilli even doing a runner. He's a lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted January 30, 2020 Author Share Posted January 30, 2020 23 hours ago, Gashauskis9 said: Who the **** buys kebabs then takes them back to the pub? Â Her and her pal should have been barred for bringing food in, skanks! haha true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 8 hours ago, wentworth jambo said: If I left a pub after a few pints, went across the road for a kebab and then headed back over to the pub - there'd be no trace of kebab by the time I got there...who buys a kebab and doesn't start wolfing it down immediately ?? Especially when you consider the rate of cooling that donner meat has. It seems to disobey the laws of physics. Got to get it down you rapid style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, Smack said: Especially when you consider the rate of cooling that donner meat has. It seems to disobey the laws of physics. Got to get it down you rapid style. that is why you get it with lots of chilli sauce to disguise the coolness of the donner meat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 11 hours ago, wentworth jambo said: If I left a pub after a few pints, went across the road for a kebab and then headed back over to the pub - there'd be no trace of kebab by the time I got there...who buys a kebab and doesn't start wolfing it down immediately ?? Â Who buys a kebab after just a couple of drinks? Full blown pissed mode before that happens, got what they deserved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychedelicropcircle Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 It was me although it was their badly packed kebabs I was after😱😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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