highlandjambo3 Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 It’s early and I am bored.......As the title says. I’ll start us off: Punt the ball up to big Uche: 大きなウチェに公園をパント Ōkina uche ni kōen o panto Quote
Der Kaiser Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 Its Glasgow, don't bother claiming for anything そのグラスゴー、何も主張する気にしないでください Sono gurasugō, nani mo shuchō suru kinishinaide kudasai Quote
highlandjambo3 Posted August 31, 2019 Author Posted August 31, 2019 Morning Shaggy..... (careful this is not lost in translation mods 😅) 朝の毛むくじゃら Asa no kemukujara Quote
JamboAndrew Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 Chiisai no chimu wo hameyo Meaning: FTH Quote
RudiHMFC Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 None of that fancy attacking shite today. Quote
JamboAndrew Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 小さいのチームざけんなよ Chiisai no chimu zakennayo Hibs, F off My Japanese is rusty, but this is fun. Quote
JamboAndrew Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 Scott Brown = 糞惚け Kuseboke S*+- for brains Quote
JamboAndrew Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 4 minutes ago, Barack said: What is a Scott Brown? Or, 獣 Kedamono Brute, animal Quote
JamboAndrew Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 1 minute ago, Barack said: What's the Japanese word for (rhymes with hunt...)? スコットブラウン Sukotto buraunn Or maybe you mean, マンコ Mannko Quote
Marvin Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 (edited) レベインを待っています Rebein o matteimasu Levein oot (sorry, someone had to post it). Edited August 31, 2019 by Marvin Quote
JamboAndrew Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 1 minute ago, AndyNic said: PENALTY! ペナルティ Penaruti グラスゴーでその単語をいらないよ。 Quote
Marvin Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 (edited) マッデンあなたはペニスです Madden anata wa penisudesu: Madden you're a dick ####### M ## , Edited August 31, 2019 by Marvin Quote
Beast Boy Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 Cut oot the fancy stuff Ryo, yer no at Man City now ffs! Git it in the ****ing mixer ffs, yer no Messi. Quote
Beast Boy Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 53 minutes ago, Marvin said: レベインを待っています Rebein o matteimasu Levein oot (sorry, someone had to post it). 52 minutes ago, AndyNic said: PENALTY! ペナルティ Penaruti Interesting, isn’t it? All those Ls and Rs switching places. It’s almost as if it’s a perfectly legitimate quirk of the Japanese language, that translations to English throw up and highlight. 🤔 Quote
JamboAndrew Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 1 minute ago, Icon of Symmetry said: Interesting, isn’t it? All those Ls and Rs switching places. It’s almost as if it’s a perfectly legitimate quirk of the Japanese language, that translations to English throw up and highlight. 🤔 There are less sounds in the Japanese language than English. So R doubles up as R and L when speaking something like English as there is originally no L in their phonetics.......I think. Leads to many interesting translations into English. Many times while I lived there I saw banners and signs advertising local politician`s 'Erection Rally' The flip is also true. The amount of laughable Kanji tatoos in the West was fascinating to my Japanese friends. The fun of language. Quote
Midloth_Iain Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 最も近いNANDOはどこですか Mottomo chikai NANDO wa dokodesu ka Wheres the nearest Nando's ? WHERE Quote
Beast Boy Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 Just now, JamboAndrew said: There are less sounds in the Japanese language than English. So R doubles up as R and L when speaking something like English as there is originally no L in their phonetics.......I think. Leads to many interesting translations into English. Many times while I lived there I saw banners and signs advertising local politician`s 'Erection Rally' The flip is also true. The amount of laughable Kanji tatoos in the West was fascinating to my Japanese friends. The fun of language. I know this very well myself mate. Not everyone does though. 👍 Quote
RudiHMFC Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 4 minutes ago, Icon of Symmetry said: I know this very well myself mate. Not everyone does though. 👍 I know as well because I'm really smart. Quote
Beast Boy Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 2 minutes ago, RudiHMFC said: I know as well because I'm really smart. That’s good. Unfortunately there’s plenty around who maybe aren’t, so it’s good to highlight it. Quote
i8hibsh Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 Where is the medical team? That was a great point today. Quote
highlandjambo3 Posted August 31, 2019 Author Posted August 31, 2019 Is that his real hair....... 彼の本当の髪 Kare no hontō no kami Quote
dumpson Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 それは10だったはずです Sore wa 10datta hazudesu It should have been ten. Quote
letsalldothebeattie Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 Surely first one he needs to learn is When do we win? Quote
Marvin Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 5 minutes ago, dumpson said: それは10だったはずです Sore wa 10datta hazudesu It should have been ten. Quote
jb102 Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 (edited) Anata no nama inger no ōkina otoko no nomimono o mimasu sees a drink of your ginger big man Uttered by Jim Hamilton to Stephane Adam at the Musselburgh races. Ginger?Wot is zis ginger? Edited August 31, 2019 by jb102 Quote
Swanny17 Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 From the Levein book of tactics: Defend! Defend! Defend! Track back! Punt it FFS! Play for draw. Quote
sidjamesbottle Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 2 hours ago, Icon of Symmetry said: Cut oot the fancy stuff Ryo, yer no at Man City now ffs! Git it in the ****ing mixer ffs, yer no Messi. Laughed at that so accurate Quote
¼½¾ Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 As long as he remembers to add an 'Ah so' before an opposition players name, he'll do alright. Quote
Rudy T Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 3 hours ago, Icon of Symmetry said: Cut oot the fancy stuff Ryo, yer no at Man City now ffs! Git it in the ****ing mixer ffs, yer no Messi. I swear if the old guy behind me tells him to get stuck in and stop fannying around I’ll boot him in the baws... been hearing it since Stevie Fulton was his player of choice for what is his favourite and only shout week in and week out, it’s a standing joke now! Quote
Beast Boy Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Rudy T said: I swear if the old guy behind me tells him to get stuck in and stop fannying around I’ll boot him in the baws... been hearing it since Stevie Fulton was his player of choice for what is his favourite and only shout week in and week out, it’s a standing joke now! Yep. Those weren’t a couple of random suggestions, mate. I’ve heard many variants of both over the last thirty years or so. The player and team quoted in the oh-so-clever jibes changes depending who is the best player in the world, and the team a player has been at or loaned from. Edited August 31, 2019 by Icon of Symmetry Quote
Morgan Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 4-6-0 again boss? もう一度フォーシックスゼロ？ Mōichido fōshikkusuzero? Quote
Marvin Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 31 minutes ago, Morgan said: 4-6-0 again boss? もう一度フォーシックスゼロ？ Mōichido fōshikkusuzero? Quote
redjambo Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 あなたは角を埋めることを考えたことがありますか "Have you ever thought about filling in the corners?" ここから城が見えない "Why can't I see the castle from here?" Quote
iantjambo Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 (edited) Nandos or Pizza Hut? ナンドスかピザ小屋？ Nandosu ka piza koya? nandis n B Edited August 31, 2019 by iantjambo Quote
OTT Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 what do you mean we do not pass it forward? 私たちはそれを前に渡さないとはどういう意味ですか Watashitachi wa sore o mae ni watasanai to wa dōiu imidesu ka Quote
iantjambo Posted August 31, 2019 Posted August 31, 2019 “Where is the physio room?” 生理室はどこですか？ Seiri-shitsu wa dokodesu ka? Quote
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