One liners or words Ryotaro needs to learn......

[highlandjambo3]

It’s early and I am bored.......As the title says.  I’ll start us off:

 

Punt the ball up to big Uche:

大きなウチェに公園をパント

Ōkina uche ni kōen o panto

[Der Kaiser]

 

Its Glasgow, don't bother claiming for anything

 

そのグラスゴー、何も主張する気にしないでください

Sono gurasugō, nani mo shuchō suru kinishinaide kudasai

[highlandjambo3]

Morning Shaggy..... (careful this is not lost in translation mods 😅)

 

朝の毛むくじゃら

Asa no kemukujara

[JamboAndrew]

小さいのチームを嵌めよ

[JamboAndrew]

Chiisai no chimu wo hameyo

 

Meaning: FTH

[RudiHMFC]

None of that fancy attacking shite today.

[allystrachan]

FTH

[Barack]

What is a Scott Brown?

[JamboAndrew]

小さいのチームざけんなよ

 

Chiisai no chimu zakennayo

 

Hibs, F off

 

My Japanese is rusty, but this is fun.

[JamboAndrew]

Scott Brown = 糞惚け

 

Kuseboke

 

S*+- for brains

[JamboAndrew]

4 minutes ago, Barack said:

What is a Scott Brown?

Or, 獣

 

Kedamono

 

Brute, animal

[Barack]

1 minute ago, JamboAndrew said:

Or, 獣

 

Kedamono

 

Brute, animal

What's the Japanese word for (rhymes with hunt...)?

[JamboAndrew]

1 minute ago, Barack said:

What's the Japanese word for (rhymes with hunt...)?

 

スコットブラウン

 

Sukotto buraunn

 

Or maybe you mean, マンコ

 

Mannko

[Marvin]

レベインを待っています

Rebein o matteimasu

 

 

 

 

Levein oot (sorry, someone had to post it).

 

Edited August 31, 2019 by Marvin

[AndyNic]

PENALTY!

 

ペナルティ

Penaruti

[JamboAndrew]

1 minute ago, AndyNic said:

PENALTY!

 

ペナルティ

Penaruti

 

グラスゴーでその単語をいらないよ。

[Marvin]

マッデンあなたはペニスです

Madden anata wa penisudesu: Madden you're a dick

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Edited August 31, 2019 by Marvin

[His name is]

 

[Harry Potter]

Are you stupid ref.

[Special Officer Doofy]

Cut oot the fancy stuff Ryo, yer no at Man City now ffs!

 

Git it in the ****ing mixer ffs, yer no Messi.

 

 

[Special Officer Doofy]

53 minutes ago, Marvin said:

レベインを待っています

Rebein o matteimasu

 

 

 

 

Levein oot (sorry, someone had to post it).

 

 

52 minutes ago, AndyNic said:

PENALTY!

 

ペナルティ

Penaruti

 

 

Interesting, isn’t it? All those Ls and Rs switching places. It’s almost as if it’s a perfectly legitimate quirk of the Japanese language, that translations to English throw up and highlight. 🤔

 

 

[Dino Velvet]

**** off back to China. 

 

 

[JamboAndrew]

1 minute ago, Icon of Symmetry said:

 

 

 

Interesting, isn’t it? All those Ls and Rs switching places. It’s almost as if it’s a perfectly legitimate quirk of the Japanese language, that translations to English throw up and highlight. 🤔

 

 

 

There are less sounds in the Japanese language than English. So R doubles up as R and L when speaking something like English as there is originally no L in their phonetics.......I think.

 

Leads to many interesting translations into English. Many times while I lived there I saw banners and signs advertising local politician`s 'Erection Rally'

 

The flip is also true. The amount of laughable Kanji tatoos in the West was fascinating to my Japanese friends.

 

The fun of language.

[Ruud Krol]

最も近いNANDOはどこですか

Mottomo chikai NANDO wa dokodesu ka                


Wheres the nearest Nando's ?

 

WHERE

 

 

[Special Officer Doofy]

Just now, JamboAndrew said:

 

There are less sounds in the Japanese language than English. So R doubles up as R and L when speaking something like English as there is originally no L in their phonetics.......I think.

 

Leads to many interesting translations into English. Many times while I lived there I saw banners and signs advertising local politician`s 'Erection Rally'

 

The flip is also true. The amount of laughable Kanji tatoos in the West was fascinating to my Japanese friends.

 

The fun of language.

 

I know this very well myself mate. Not everyone does though. 👍

[RudiHMFC]

4 minutes ago, Icon of Symmetry said:

 

I know this very well myself mate. Not everyone does though. 👍

 

I know as well because I'm really smart.

[Special Officer Doofy]

2 minutes ago, RudiHMFC said:

 

I know as well because I'm really smart.

 

That’s good. Unfortunately there’s plenty around who maybe aren’t, so it’s good to highlight it.

[i8hibsh]

Where is the medical team?

 

That was a great point today.

[Dannie Boy]

“Do Scottish refs always cheat?”

[Nookie Bear]

“Booooooooooooo”

[highlandjambo3]

Is that his real hair.......

 

 

彼の本当の髪

Kare no hontō no kami

[ri Alban]

Gie's the fecking baw, ya prick!

[Smith's right boot]

 

Boooo! 

Craig Levein oot! 

[Section Q]

WEE-TEAM.....😂

[dumpson]

それは10だったはずです

Sore wa 10datta hazudesu

 

It should have been ten. 

[letsalldothebeattie]

Surely first one he needs to learn is When do we win? 

[Marvin]

性交する

Seikō suru: Feck the hibs

#

 

 

cf

[Marvin]

5 minutes ago, dumpson said:

それは10だったはずです

Sore wa 10datta hazudesu

 

It should have been ten. 

 

[jb102]

 Anata no nama inger no ōkina otoko no nomimono o mimasu

sees a drink of your ginger big man

 

Uttered by Jim Hamilton to Stephane Adam at the Musselburgh races.

 

Ginger?Wot is zis ginger?

Edited August 31, 2019 by jb102

[Swanny17]

From the Levein book of tactics:

 

Defend! Defend! Defend!

Track back!

Punt it FFS!

Play for draw.

 

 

 

[sidjamesbottle]

2 hours ago, Icon of Symmetry said:

Cut oot the fancy stuff Ryo, yer no at Man City now ffs!

 

Git it in the ****ing mixer ffs, yer no Messi.

 

 

Laughed at that so accurate

[Lemongrab]

As long as he remembers to add an 'Ah so' before an opposition players name, he'll do alright.

[J80MBO]

Can this loan be cancelled

[Rudy T]

3 hours ago, Icon of Symmetry said:

Cut oot the fancy stuff Ryo, yer no at Man City now ffs!

 

Git it in the ****ing mixer ffs, yer no Messi.

 

 

 

I swear if the old guy behind me tells him to get stuck in and stop fannying around I’ll boot him in the baws... been hearing it since Stevie Fulton was his player of choice for what is his favourite and only shout week in and week out, it’s a standing joke now! 

[Special Officer Doofy]

6 minutes ago, Rudy T said:

 

I swear if the old guy behind me tells him to get stuck in and stop fannying around I’ll boot him in the baws... been hearing it since Stevie Fulton was his player of choice for what is his favourite and only shout week in and week out, it’s a standing joke now! 

 

Yep. Those weren’t a couple of random suggestions, mate. I’ve heard many variants of both over the last thirty years or so. The player and team quoted in the oh-so-clever jibes changes depending who is the best player in the world, and the team a player has been at or loaned from.

 

 

Edited August 31, 2019 by Icon of Symmetry

[Morgan]

4-6-0 again boss?

もう一度フォーシックスゼロ？

Mōichido fōshikkusuzero?

 

 

 

 

[Marvin]

31 minutes ago, Morgan said:

4-6-0 again boss?

もう一度フォーシックスゼロ？

Mōichido fōshikkusuzero?

 

 

 

 

 

[brawlad74]

Please pass the ball to my feet

[redjambo]

あなたは角を埋めることを考えたことがありますか

 

"Have you ever thought about filling in the corners?"

 

ここから城が見えない

 

"Why can't I see the castle from here?"

[iantjambo]

Nandos or Pizza Hut?

ナンドスかピザ小屋？

Nandosu ka piza koya?

 

nandis

 

 

n

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Edited August 31, 2019 by iantjambo