Justin Z Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 59 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: Two American intellectual heavyweights slugging it out on Kickback. Praise be. I love this place. 8 minutes ago, Geoff the Mince said: And both Trump loving Republicans ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jambo-Jimbo Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, Smithee said: 3819 is the one true God's number so I've heard, or was it 2755, often get the two mixed up. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 18 minutes ago, Smithee said: 5001 including Geoff the Mince's third leg, as many an eastern European tennis starlet will attest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: 5001 including Geoff the Mince's third leg, as many an eastern European tennis starlet will attest. Think you've gotten that a wee bit addled, Grand Moff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 15 minutes ago, Justin Z said: Think you've gotten that a wee bit addled, Grand Moff So you've met Geoff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Why does the date change every year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 29 minutes ago, Jambo_in_Hamilton said: Why does the date change every year? I don’t know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 41 minutes ago, Jambo_in_Hamilton said: Why does the date change every year? Because there were years when Jesus was busy and could only buy his chocolate eggs at a later date. Hope this clears everything up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Just now, Jeff said: Because there were years when Jesus was busy and could only buy his chocolate eggs at a later date. Hope this clears everything up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 10 minutes ago, Jeff said: Because there were years when Jesus was busy and could only buy his chocolate eggs at a later date. Hope this clears everything up So you don’t know either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Jambo_in_Hamilton said: So you don’t know either If you're going to be like that then I'll do the 'google' for you. According to the Bible, Jesus Christ's death and resurrection occurred at the time of the Jewish Passover, which was celebrated on the first Full Moon following the vernal equinox. This soon led to Christians celebrating Easter on different dates. Have a smashing day with this newfound shite info Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 31 minutes ago, Jeff said: If you're going to be like that then I'll do the 'google' for you. According to the Bible, Jesus Christ's death and resurrection occurred at the time of the Jewish Passover, which was celebrated on the first Full Moon following the vernal equinox. This soon led to Christians celebrating Easter on different dates. Have a smashing day with this newfound shite info JiH has never heard of google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff the Mince Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Jambo_in_Hamilton said: Why does the date change every year? You were looking good yesterday sir ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 27, 2019 Author Share Posted April 27, 2019 (edited) Cause the King of some part of pre England agreed with his wife. It was between the Irish and Roman date, the wife talked him into the Roman date of Easter. The Sunday after the first full moon after the equinox. Edited April 27, 2019 by ri Alban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 27, 2019 Author Share Posted April 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Jambo_in_Hamilton said: Why does the date change every year? Synod of Whitby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 35 minutes ago, Geoff the Mince said: You were looking good yesterday sir ! Did you see me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff the Mince Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 57 minutes ago, Jambo_in_Hamilton said: Did you see me? yes in the tickets queue , about 50 people behind the group of guys wearing the Hi Vis . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 On 24/04/2019 at 02:55, Joey J J Jr Shabadoo said: The religious groom kids to believe in fairy stories. So does Hibernian Football Club... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Geoff the Mince said: yes in the tickets queue , about 50 people behind the group of guys wearing the Hi Vis . Yeh you probably did then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 4 hours ago, Jambo_in_Hamilton said: Why does the date change every year? Lettuce. The answer is lettuce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 26 minutes ago, Bridge of Djoum said: Lettuce. The answer is lettuce. ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 (edited) 38 minutes ago, Bridge of Djoum said: The answer is lettuce. Edited April 27, 2019 by Governor Tarkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 41 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: Obviously the Romaine Catholic Church. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, Maple Leaf said: Obviously the Romaine Catholic Church. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 16 hours ago, ri Alban said: Cause the King of some part of pre England agreed with his wife. It was between the Irish and Roman date, the wife talked him into the Roman date of Easter. The Sunday after the first full moon after the equinox. *Most* of the time. It actually strictly follows a table set some long time ago which was intended to calculate this for every date in the future based on a certain calculation, but in fact deviates occasionally because astronomical measurements weren't as precise so it predicts the above date incorrectly some years. In the church, the table is considered authoritative in the Roman church because no one's bothered to go through the rather tedious process required to change official doctrine. The rest of the Western churches, being various forms of splits from the Roman church, follow the Roman date out of tradition. Because of the deviation and because the Jewish lunar calendar follows a different tabular calculation, sometimes it corresponds with Passover and sometimes it does not. And of course the Eastern church has a different set of calculations too. I don't know of any major controversy where anyone thought it was important enough to get in a big fight over, but one probably exists. But for the most part, yes, it's a rather arbitrary date, and no one in the church seems to mind this too much or the fact that not everyone uses the same date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 28, 2019 Author Share Posted April 28, 2019 12 hours ago, Bridge of Djoum said: That's just the tip of the iceberg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 28, 2019 Author Share Posted April 28, 2019 12 minutes ago, Ugly American said: *Most* of the time. It actually strictly follows a table set some long time ago which was intended to calculate this for every date in the future based on a certain calculation, but in fact deviates occasionally because astronomical measurements weren't as precise so it predicts the above date incorrectly some years. In the church, the table is considered authoritative in the Roman church because no one's bothered to go through the rather tedious process required to change official doctrine. The rest of the Western churches, being various forms of splits from the Roman church, follow the Roman date out of tradition. Because of the deviation and because the Jewish lunar calendar follows a different tabular calculation, sometimes it corresponds with Passover and sometimes it does not. And of course the Eastern church has a different set of calculations too. I don't know of any major controversy where anyone thought it was important enough to get in a big fight over, but one probably exists. But for the most part, yes, it's a rather arbitrary date, and no one in the church seems to mind this too much or the fact that not everyone uses the same date. ? Cheers King Oswiu minded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 8 hours ago, ri Alban said: That's just the tip of the iceberg. Get out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpship Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Comedian Frank Skinner on atheists: I have friends who are atheists. There's this mate of mine. He says, 'It's such rubbish. Come back to my flat and I'll make a cup of tea and we'll talk the whole thing through.' So I go back with him and he puts the kettle on. 'The thing is, Frank, the universe - it just happened. A big bang, an accident, no one made it happen. There's no great designer, no thought went into it or planning, it just happened - do you get it? ... Anyway, that cup of tea won't make itself.' I said, 'Why not?' ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 On 27/04/2019 at 14:40, Governor Tarkin said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, Justin Z said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ri Alban Posted April 29, 2019 Author Share Posted April 29, 2019 Blasphemers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Unknown user Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ray Gin said: Do all christians have 12 toes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Smithee said: Do all christians have 12 toes? Only one extra toe on each foot is quite restrained in the world of Chris (Simpsons Artist). Look at how many Jesus has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Easter was based on a ancient pagan festival, stolen by the christians no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 8 hours ago, Smithee said: Do all christians have 12 toes? You need 12 toes in order to get ten eggs, the same as the number of Commandments. It's all quite logical, don't ya know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 56 minutes ago, Maple Leaf said: You need 12 toes in order to get ten eggs, the same as the number of Commandments. It's all quite logical, don't ya know? You need to spell it out to these heathens, ML. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Unknown user Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Governor Tarkin said: You need to spell it out to these heathens, ML. I went to infidel school actually, used to fight the kids from St Heathens at lunch time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Bump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Adam Murray Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 There'll be a few on here who can't wait for the pi55 taking of Ramadan this Sunday, and all the Muhammad cartoons and memes that go along with it...……………...oh wait ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 5 minutes ago, Adam Murray said: There'll be a few on here who can't wait for the pi55 taking of Ramadan this Sunday, and all the Muhammad cartoons and memes that go along with it...……………...oh wait ? Ready to burn in Jahannam! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Ray Gin said: Ready to burn in Jahannam! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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