@VladMagic Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 2006 Wilderness with Sean Pertwee. Incredibly bad film. Watched it last night and its a crock of shoit! Plot is OK i guess and had potential? Group of troubled juveniles sent to an island for "team building" where upon they are systematically knocked off one by one by a special forces trained bad guy, And that's it! Acting is rank rotten. Plot looks like they made it up as they went on. A complete waste of time so avoid like the plague!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 I turned off Bruno within 4 minutes. Not sure what I'd say for films I've managed to stick the whole way though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benny Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Lost in Translation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deviskan Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Potentially 'A Serbian Film'...can't see the point of that film even being made?! Otherwise, 'Freddy got Fingered' or 'Batman & Robin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankblack Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 27 minutes ago, benny said: Lost in Translation. I liked that film. Bill Murray is at his best here as a guy who has serious problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankblack Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Quiz show as I fell asleep in the cinema. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhammer Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 I really hated The Wolf of Wall Street and Eraserhead drove me mental. I know both are considered classics but bah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 The Piano and something with Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman which involved him doing an Irish accent. Utter pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 AI artificial intelligence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Vampire in Brooklyn. Just awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieboobs Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 (edited) The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy that had Martin Freeman in it. Only film I've ever walked out on Edited July 6, 2018 by stevieboobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 (edited) 34 minutes ago, I P Knightley said: The Piano and something with Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman which involved him doing an Irish accent. Utter pish. Far and Away. Oops. Edited July 6, 2018 by ri Alban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Escape to Victory and Firefox. Both so abjectly shite they are brilliantly essential viewing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 23 minutes ago, ri Alban said: Far and Away. Oops. Well done... I think The first time I've been in a fairly full cinema with the audience starting to laugh at all the shit bits and heckle the movie. There's a bit where Tom Cruise falls off his horse and bangs his head on a stone. The camera zooms away from his face and up to heaven. Got the loudest cheer of the night. And (iirc) he somehow comes back to life, at which point the audience was booing like a pantomime crowd. Utter, utter horseshit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Anything with Johnny Depp(who I like) or Daniel Day-Lewis (who I hate) in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 White Chicks And a special mention to Zardoz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 The Turkish knock-offs of the 1970s/80s are all terrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Hidalgo. Only time ive left a cinema early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 The remake of War the World's. An absolute car crash of a movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ministry MK2 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Lord of The Rings. Terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 2 hours ago, John Findlay said: AI artificial intelligence. Yep. Pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 The Amityville Haunting is bad. Really, really bad. Special mention to Freddy Got Fingered and The Happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 The Happening with mark whalberg Utterly dreadful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 4 hours ago, benny said: Lost in Translation. This was my first thought, I like Bill Murray but to this day I have no idea what the point of the film was. the whole thing could have been covered by 'stereotypical 'guy working away from home' tries to get his hole, here's a handful of tourist pictures of Tokyo' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 (edited) Worst ever ive sat through has to be The Producers, such a slow and boring film. And I see it now 'critical acclaim' don't get that at all 39 minutes ago, Darren said: Yep. Pish. Its a slow movie. I can understand that, but I think it's an excellent movie, really stayed with me the ending Edited July 6, 2018 by rudi must stay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Turn Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Sharknado 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Night Porter at the ABC Lothian road - walked out after about 20 minutes Gorky Park at the Playhouse - Film set in winter in Russia and there was no heating in the cinema - maybe they were trying to recreate the Moscow temperature but it proved too cold for me so an early exit was made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 4 hours ago, benny said: Lost in Translation. I absolutely loved that. We really all are different creatures at the end of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 A clockwork orange Requiem for a dream But really there are countless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Dunphy Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Birdman. ****ing dreadful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 3 hours ago, Jamhammer said: I really hated The Wolf of Wall Street and Eraserhead drove me mental. I know both are considered classics but bah! Bleedin eck JH, I would say that has been the best film since shawshank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Just now, Phil Dunphy said: Birdman. ****ing dreadful. I lasted 15 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 A Serbian Film was an utterly disgusting watch. The Human centipede another I couldn't watch. I mean WTF. Normal films I guess it would have to be Jack and Jill. Honestly cringed throughout the whole movie and should have ended Sandlers career. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Either batman (only redeeming thing was Prince's soundtrack) or get shorty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 30 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: Worst ever ive sat through has to be The Producers, such a slow and boring film. And I see it now 'critical acclaim' don't get that at all Well said. I remember watching it late one night as a teenager and just not getting the humour. I get the concept - quite clever - but it was terribly ham-fisted. And bear in mind that two of my favourite movies are Blazing Saddles and (almost best of all) Young Frankenstein. The Producers should have been right up my street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted July 6, 2018 Author Share Posted July 6, 2018 Kidman and Cruise got a mention earlier in thread for Far and Away (and rightly so its pish!!) They were also together in Eyes Wide Shut which I have seen and is also completely migraine inducing!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muldoon74 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Does the Op mean films bad they were turned off/walked out of? Or films we somehow lasted the duration of? Anyway, got some for both. Turned off: Bruno The dictator Talladega nights Anchorman ( 1 & 2) Pretty much all avengers movies (cgi bollox with zero acting). Little nicky The waterboy Bad lieutenant (harvy keitel) Wonder woman New Bay watch (*** abysmal!!!) John Wick Fight club To name a few.... Lasted duration for whatever reason.. : Kidz (trying for ma hole on a first, and last date) Se7en (as above!) Boss baby Doctor strange Again, to name a few... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 I liked far and away. Mission impossible is pish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhammer Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 20 minutes ago, i8hibsh said: Bleedin eck JH, I would say that has been the best film since shawshank. I know everyone loves it. Scorcese movies I generally love. Leo films I generally love I just hated it and everyone in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted July 6, 2018 Author Share Posted July 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, muldoon74 said: Does the Op mean films bad they were turned off/walked out of? Or films we somehow lasted the duration of? Anyway, got some for both. Turned off: Bruno The dictator Talladega nights Anchorman ( 1 & 2) Pretty much all avengers movies (cgi bollox with zero acting). Little nicky The waterboy Bad lieutenant (harvy keitel) Wonder woman New Bay watch (*** abysmal!!!) John Wick Fight club To name a few.... Lasted duration for whatever reason.. : Kidz (trying for ma hole on a first, and last date) Se7en (as above!) Boss baby Doctor strange Again, to name a few... Ones you somehow manage through to the end. Going for your Nat King whilst 7 was on wasn't your best idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, Jamhammer said: I know everyone loves it. Scorcese movies I generally love. Leo films I generally love I just hated it and everyone in it. Even 'that scene'? Edited July 6, 2018 by i8hibsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedarmy Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 four lions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhammer Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 1 minute ago, tedarmy said: four lions I loved this film. Suppose that's art for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewB Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Munich was garbage (in my humble opinion). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldar Hadzimehmedovic Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 11 minutes ago, muldoon74 said: Does the Op mean films bad they were turned off/walked out of? Or films we somehow lasted the duration of? Anyway, got some for both. Turned off: Bruno The dictator Talladega nights Anchorman ( 1 & 2) Pretty much all avengers movies (cgi bollox with zero acting). Little nicky The waterboy Bad lieutenant (harvy keitel) Wonder woman New Bay watch (*** abysmal!!!) John Wick Fight club To name a few.... Lasted duration for whatever reason.. : Kidz (trying for ma hole on a first, and last date) Se7en (as above!) Boss baby Doctor strange Again, to name a few... Anchorman, Bad Lieutenant, Wonder Woman, John Wick, and Fight Club are all brilliant. You walked out? We're all so different, eh? ? Love Actually for me. Unbearable garbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightwing Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Anything with the unbearable turd that is Adam Sandler. Maybe excepting Happy Gilmore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taffin Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 15 minutes ago, muldoon74 said: Does the Op mean films bad they were turned off/walked out of? Or films we somehow lasted the duration of? Anyway, got some for both. Turned off: Bruno The dictator Talladega nights Anchorman ( 1 & 2) Pretty much all avengers movies (cgi bollox with zero acting). Little nicky The waterboy Bad lieutenant (harvy keitel) Wonder woman New Bay watch (*** abysmal!!!) John Wick Fight club To name a few.... Lasted duration for whatever reason.. : Kidz (trying for ma hole on a first, and last date) Se7en (as above!) Boss baby Doctor strange Again, to name a few... A host of good films in there. Shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 I've just remembered one probably even worse than The Producers. The Love Guru with Mike Myers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 (edited) 21 minutes ago, muldoon74 said: Does the Op mean films bad they were turned off/walked out of? Or films we somehow lasted the duration of? Anyway, got some for both. Turned off: Bruno The dictator Talladega nights Anchorman ( 1 & 2) Pretty much all avengers movies (cgi bollox with zero acting). Little nicky The waterboy Bad lieutenant (harvy keitel) Wonder woman New Bay watch (*** abysmal!!!) John Wick Fight club To name a few.... Lasted duration for whatever reason.. : Kidz (trying for ma hole on a first, and last date) Se7en (as above!) Boss baby Doctor strange Again, to name a few... Turned off New Baywatch. A 90 minute perv fest with some of the most incredibly hot bursds on the planet There used to be a 'bit gay mate' smilie that I miss a lot, consider me posting that right now. you will just have to settle for a: Edited July 6, 2018 by i8hibsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muldoon74 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: I've just remembered one probably even worse than The Producers. The Love Guru with Mike Myers Add that to "somehow managed to the end..".. Awful film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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