scott_jambo Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 It's 2035, during the post nuclear fallout from World War 3, (god rest Budge's batallion) the northern domestic European leagues have been amalgamated due to the decimation of the local populations. Air travel has became fully operational in the last 12 months and so the inaugural league season of the Northern European Super League has begun. I fancy Hearts to take this. The radiation poisoning off the coast of Juttland is still affecting Copenhagen, so the players will need to acclimatise, but this will probably affect the Danes preparation more than ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 LMAO...can I have some of that stuff your on bud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 3-1 Hearts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Radiation poisoning doesn't show on a maroon jersey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brisbane_Jambo Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Hibs still haven't won the big cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Realise this has its own thread but can everyone remember to hold a 5-1 up on the 51st minute of the game for 5.1 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotthmfc Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Realise this has its own thread but can everyone remember to hold a 5-1 up on the 51st minute of the game for 5.1 seconds. Welling up at the thought of this, it's what the battalion wild have wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Will Sow be back from injury yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Thoughts are now turning to Rangers AGM tomorrow, where board members will insist that the club are safe from a 7th administration - from the safety of a fully enclosed dome eco-system environment on the moon. The dome is designed to ensure their safety from the baying orcs, and to repel leftover laser guided missiles from WW3 that they may be armed with. John Brown is expected to be cryogenically unfrozen to ask hard hitting questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotthmfc Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Anyone know what Rudi is up to? He's got to be worth a punt, even if for the last 51 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Will the shares still be frozen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 And 79yr old hibs chairman Rod Petrie has still refused to step down after their 400 season ticket holders voted to boycott their next game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Tell all the hibs you know it's 133 years in a row oh oh oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarryJ-o-s Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Thoughts are now turning to Rangers AGM tomorrow, where board members will insist that the club are safe from a 7th administration - from the safety of a fully enclosed dome eco-system environment on the moon. The dome is designed to ensure their safety from the baying orcs, and to repel leftover laser guided missiles from WW3 that they may be armed with. John Brown is expected to be cryogenically unfrozen to ask hard hitting questions. Miller, Boyd and Elbows (with new artificial elbows) still getting selected every week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masonic Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 It's 2035, during the post nuclear fallout from World War 3, (god rest Budge's batallion) the northern domestic European leagues have been amalgamated due to the decimation of the local populations. Air travel has became fully operational in the last 12 months and so the inaugural league season of the Northern European Super League has begun. I fancy Hearts to take this. The radiation poisoning off the coast of Juttland is still affecting Copenhagen, so the players will need to acclimatise, but this will probably affect the Danes preparation more than ours. was going to make a first game of the new spfl season thread but this one was better imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 John Sutton jr must be dropped, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Has anyone done a dot count for the Malmo match? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Who's Hibs got this weekend? Fancy 1-0 Kobenhavn. Son of Zal being an even bigger bombscare than his Dad ever was to fall on his arse, score an own goal and get sent off in the same move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Och, I'll dae a check the noo: Aitch: 126 Jay: 45 Looking gid fir it getting selt oot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck berrys hairline Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Have the Budge and Romanov ends sold out? Really want to get in the atomsphere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Is Gomis suspended? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Superb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Shouldn't this be in the terrace? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Shouldn't this be in the terrace? It was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Cool, maybe the mods jus saw the title and thought it was ping pong or basketball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 The new 7-2-1 formation is awful. You wouldn't have found Jim Jefferies doing something like that 40 years ago! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Easy win for Hearts. That lassie we just signed to score a hat trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hasselhoff Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Stryker5.4 is the best technical finisher at the club right now so deserves its place in the team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Stryker5.4 is the best technical finisher at the club right now so deserves its place in the team Better when programmed as a right back in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Seriously, why is this in the shed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Stryker5.4 is the best technical finisher at the club right now so deserves its place in the team Stryker5.1 surely AMIRITE? Never let them forget lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Stryker5.1 surely AMIRITE? Never let them forget lol. Great avatar mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrambo Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Great avatar mate Only the best (ever) for my Jambo friends this Xmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Tell all the hibs you know it's 133 years in a row oh oh oh God their fans are ugly po-faced barstewards before a nuclear fallout, hate to think how they look post nuclear fallout.... maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Any word on the latest with Rudi? Hear he is in town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Any word on the latest with Rudi? Hear he is in town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liam11 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Sow is still a few weeks away from returning I'm told Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 How is Robbie getting on at Barcelona ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djf Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 MERGE please mods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Remember how that so and so Budge took us all for a ride after claiming she'd saved the club? Thank God Roman Romanov was there to save the day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masonic Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 How is Robbie getting on at Barcelona ? they are top by 4 pts ronaldo jr is the top scorer with 50 in 32 games wonder if he never had that invincible season with us in 14/15 if he would have went on to get a job like the barca one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 they are top by 4 pts ronaldo jr is the top scorer with 50 in 32 games wonder if he never had that invincible season with us in 14/15 if he would have went on to get a job like the barca one Can't believe it's been nearly 20 years since he led us to that famous record breaking New Year's Derby win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Times kick off? Any good boozers in Copenhagen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilson's Shank Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Copenhagen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilson's Shank Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Copenhagen: Is that no where Le Chat was the Ambassador and made that speech that kicked things off? Anyway wwhat is the half life of Plutonium? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bajthejambo Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Still can't believe my openly homosexual son captains us. We've come so far in the last 20 years. Unfortunately for him, I'm an old fashioned kind of guy and don't let him anywhere near the family home, let alone would I have him in the team. :'> :'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I won't be attending all the while they auld farts are still banging that drum and singing Hiya hiya after each quarter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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