Absolute Scenes Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 (edited) 3 hours ago, Sooks said: The weirdest one for me is Cadden . He is actually a pretty decent player . I have no idea why he chose to go to that basket case club in the first place , but to then sign a contract extension there is just baffling . Why would you spend the best days of your career at such a complete and utter bin fire of a club ? I think the guy had options elsewhere too . I would want my agents head on a plate if I was him Because he’s an absolute crock And realised Hibs was the best career move he’d have. Really don’t rate him that much myself! 1 hour ago, Bazzas right boot said: Is that the pound land version of Dwayne Johnson... Jane Dwanson Edited April 15 by Absolute Scenes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 4 minutes ago, Absolute Scenes said: Because he’s an absolute crock And realised Hibs was the best career move he’d have. Really don’t rate him that much myself! Jane Dwanson I think you are probably right about the crock thing . I think he is not a bad player though myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 20 minutes ago, I P Knightley said: Rich, that, coming (as it does) from a club that is entirely "bottom 6 shite." "Mr Slab" - teachers still respect the formality of the relationship between teachers and parents. “ Mr The Slab , what is it that attracts you to the leisure industry ? “ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 2 hours ago, Bazzas right boot said: Yip, we're signing bottom 6 shite..... according to hibs. Imagine a team with Busheri and Newell in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gundermann Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 (edited) How to do Hibs in three mintues. Step one: Step two: Edited April 15 by Gundermann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsandonlyHearts Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 2 hours ago, Spellczech said: Hmmn Not sure we should continue to laugh at Hibs. Should we not be more empathetic and now be pitying them instead? 🤔 let me ponder that thought🤔 🎹🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎹 NOPE!! **** Them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Australis Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 10 minutes ago, Herbert. said: Imagine a team with Busheri and Newell in it. Martin Boyle seems to have been found out too. Since VAR he can't keep diving anymore, so has nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XB52 Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 1 hour ago, Shooter McGavin said: Has to be a parody account 😄 Pretty sure he posts on here🙂🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyRightPeg Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 5 minutes ago, Australis said: Martin Boyle seems to have been found out too. Since VAR he can't keep diving anymore, so has nothing. He's losing his pace. His game is honky tonk without it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Berry Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 1 minute ago, RustyRightPeg said: He's losing his pace. His game is honky tonk without it. No pace, no party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copa-mundial Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 1 hour ago, Gizmo said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Montpelier Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 46 minutes ago, Absolute Scenes said: Moment of the season A draw 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Not just a draw to be fair. A draw away from home. Some achievement that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wentworth jambo Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 At least their season tickets are flying out the door...oh no, wait a minute - looking like they've sold low double digits since they went on general release over a week ago - lucky if they've sold 9k yet and all existing that are renewing will have done so during their renewal / early bird window 🍿 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimp Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Hibs fans slating us for signing "bottom six players" in Spittal, Dhanda and Penrice, then going on to be bottom six club themselves is comical 🤗 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japan Jambo Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 On 14/04/2024 at 14:13, Gizmo said: Ah, I see. Momentum and rightful place as best of the rest nullified by a refereeing conspiracy. Now it makes sense, I naively thought they were just shite with an unimaginative manager and too many hands working him from behind. You live and learn, eh? On the bright side if they chose to focus their efforts on correcting the unfixable, that's fine too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Hope they get Kelty Hearts in the League Cup groups . Running out of ways for them to **** up against us so might be nice to give another Hearts a shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hereford_hearts Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 1 hour ago, Chuck Berry said: Hibs owed the Gordons £6m in loans, that was converted into shares and the debt wiped. Gordons then sell 25%? of their shareholding to BF, equating to roughly £6m. So effectively the Gordons got their loan money paid back by BF, who now owns a chunk of the club, have I got that right? So where's the money coming from to invest in facilities and players, new loans from BF and Gordons? No. New shares were issued to the Gordon's AND BK. The Gordon's shares wiped out the debt, and BK's shares injected £6 million into the club. But the funniest bit is that it further dilutes HSL's shareholding, as they were not allowed to partake in the share issue, even though they have cash(not much mind you) in the bank🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Berry Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 12 minutes ago, hereford_hearts said: No. New shares were issued to the Gordon's AND BK. The Gordon's shares wiped out the debt, and BK's shares injected £6 million into the club. But the funniest bit is that it further dilutes HSL's shareholding, as they were not allowed to partake in the share issue, even though they have cash(not much mind you) in the bank🤣 Gotcha, thanks for the explanation. HSL was/is just a farce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 36 minutes ago, Joey J J Jr Shabadoo said: https://www.anonymoustext.co.uk/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sergio Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 1 hour ago, Joey J J Jr Shabadoo said: https://www.anonymoustext.co.uk/ Post replies if you have done it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 3 hours ago, Australis said: Martin Boyle seems to have been found out too. Since VAR he can't keep diving anymore, so has nothing. He has his hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamstomorrow Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 6 hours ago, Chimp said: Imagine being known as a f*****g slab, and being proud of it 😂 Seems like a lovely guy. I suspect it is a spelling error and he is actually known a 'The Slob.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 1 minute ago, Jamstomorrow said: Oi Humza! Does this qualify as a hate crime? It is not even in the top ten on his profile for that accolade . Jews , Muslims , homosexuals …………. But my god he really does not like anyone speaking ill of Catholics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 47 minutes ago, Sergio said: Post replies if you have done it https://globfone.com/send-text/ that one is free, and it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Not worthy of its own thread hence here. There is a thread on .net referencing the rebuild required over there. Holy shit!!! I had no idea just how many players they have in their payroll. They must be haemorrhaging money left right and center. Im no manager, owner or strategist however even I can see whoever decided to go down the road they are currently on is completely unsustainable. Even with an owner with deep pockets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 7 hours ago, Chuck Berry said: Hibs owed the Gordons £6m in loans, that was converted into shares and the debt wiped. Gordons then sell 25%? of their shareholding to BF, equating to roughly £6m. So effectively the Gordons got their loan money paid back by BF, who now owns a chunk of the club, have I got that right? So where's the money coming from to invest in facilities and players, new loans from BF and Gordons? No they didn't. There was an issue of new shares. Some of those went to the Gordons in return for wiping the debt, the rest went to Foley in return for his £6m investment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 8 minutes ago, RobNox said: No they didn't. There was an issue of new shares. Some of those went to the Gordons in return for wiping the debt, the rest went to Foley in return for his £6m investment. Always this magical sum of six million though eh ? Gordon investment - six million Gordon kids debts - six million Foley cash injection - six million Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One five Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 2 minutes ago, Sooks said: Always this magical sum of six million though eh ? Gordon investment - six million Gordon kids debts - six million Foley cash injection - six million 1+5 = 6 it’s a hibs way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 18 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said: Not worthy of its own thread hence here. There is a thread on .net referencing the rebuild required over there. Holy shit!!! I had no idea just how many players they have in their payroll. They must be haemorrhaging money left right and center. Im no manager, owner or strategist however even I can see whoever decided to go down the road they are currently on is completely unsustainable. Even with an owner with deep pockets. well their accounts for last year (up to june 2023) showed a loss of £3.9M and that included £3.2M of player sales. they will be in a worse state this year without all those player sales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMJ_1874 Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 23 hours ago, zeke1874 said: Mind the covid season debacle and our demotion after getting screwed by the league. Hibs, dons all had a good laugh. We've just qualified for Europe 3 seasons in a row while they scrape about in the bottom six. Again. Get it right up yas. Ya tramps!!! In hindsight, our demotion wasn’t as bad as it seemed although at the time it felt like it. It was disgusting how the other clubs voted against us. Calling the league with 12 to play yet making sure the SC cup semi (hahaha get it up you hibs scum) and final were played to a conclusion enabling Timothy to get another treble. Not to mention we were also barred from training as we were championship class. This will never be forgotten just like 19/5/12 Our demotion gave us a chance to reset, rethink, regroup and it galvanised our support. We stood alone albeit with Patrick and Stranraer. Foundation subs went up, monthly income grew and we got rid of all the deadwood in our ranks including the management and certain players who were done at least two seasons prior. Had we not went down then we certainly wouldn’t have had Naisy as our manager and I doubt we would had had Europe 3 seasons on the bounce. The old saying of ‘He who laughs last laughs longest.’ springs to mind. Since our demotion we’ve only went from strength to strength. We even seen last seasons 4th place as a failure yet the wee team couldn’t even make top 6 this season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
If carlsberg did rivals... Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 2 hours ago, Herbert. said: He has his hair. Well, he's got someone's hair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wentworth jambo Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 36 minutes ago, Sooks said: Always this magical sum of six million though eh ? Gordon investment - six million Gordon kids debts - six million Foley cash injection - six million Age Paul Hanlon will be before he stops being their best centre half ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMEdinburgh Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 35 minutes ago, SMJ_1874 said: In hindsight, our demotion wasn’t as bad as it seemed although at the time it felt like it. It was disgusting how the other clubs voted against us. Calling the league with 12 to play yet making sure the SC cup semi (hahaha get it up you hibs scum) and final were played to a conclusion enabling Timothy to get another treble. Not to mention we were also barred from training as we were championship class. This will never be forgotten just like 19/5/12 Our demotion gave us a chance to reset, rethink, regroup and it galvanised our support. We stood alone albeit with Patrick and Stranraer. Foundation subs went up, monthly income grew and we got rid of all the deadwood in our ranks including the management and certain players who were done at least two seasons prior. Had we not went down then we certainly wouldn’t have had Naisy as our manager and I doubt we would had had Europe 3 seasons on the bounce. The old saying of ‘He who laughs last laughs longest.’ springs to mind. Since our demotion we’ve only went from strength to strength. We even seen last seasons 4th place as a failure yet the wee team couldn’t even make top 6 this season. It was the mannerism it was done that still irks me.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 37 minutes ago, If carlsberg did rivals... said: Well, he's got someone's hair! 6 minutes ago, wentworth jambo said: Age Paul Hanlon will be before he stops being their best centre half ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameronstheman Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 37 minutes ago, If carlsberg did rivals... said: Well, he's got someone's hair! ''He's only got some hair He's only got some hair Some hair'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Everytime I see Boyle I start humming that 1950's Davy Crocket feem toon. I'm bald, btw, so can slag other baldies and those who refuse to accept it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott herbertson Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 6 minutes ago, martoon said: Everytime I see Boyle I start humming that 1950's Davy Crocket feem toon. I'm bald, btw, so can slag other baldies and those who refuse to accept it. Correct You even see some of them use hirsute avators - who are they kidding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 1 hour ago, One five said: 1+5 = 6 it’s a hibs way. Must be difficult learning down there when the school math problems go: Q: For Christmas little Garry O’Jos gets £1 from his mum, aunt and sister. How much does he have altogether? A: £1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 1 hour ago, Sooks said: Always this magical sum of six million though eh ? Gordon investment - six million Gordon kids debts - six million Foley cash injection - six million No. Sometimes it's £10M. All they need do is flog Rocky and they'll be sorted. In fact, his price must've gone stratospheric after his unique self nut-meg and that amazing downwards header leading to Shankland's late winner. There cannae be many players with such talent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 5 minutes ago, Wee Mikey said: No. Sometimes it's £10M. All they need do is flog Rocky and they'll be sorted. In fact, his price must've gone stratospheric after his unique self nut-meg and that amazing downwards header leading to Shankland's late winner. There cannae be many players with such talent. Delusional wanks . Heard one of them discussing the potential sale of Youan for two million . Wired to the ****ing moon these people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 6 minutes ago, Wee Mikey said: No. Sometimes it's £10M. All they need do is flog Rocky and they'll be sorted. In fact, his price must've gone stratospheric after his unique self nut-meg and that amazing downwards header leading to Shankland's late winner. There cannae be many players with such talent. Not to mention his ability to get signed by mistake when teams don’t actually want him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 2 minutes ago, Sooks said: Delusional wanks . Heard one of them discussing the potential sale of Youan for two million . Wired to the ****ing moon these people I reckon he will go for a bit cash, £1.5-£2m Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 2 minutes ago, gjcc said: Not to mention his ability to get signed by mistake when teams don’t actually want him. And to play in games when he is not properly registered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameronstheman Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Was he the player they tried to get rid of, realised he had a contract and told all who would listen he was a new signing ?? ..If true, that's brilliant, even for hibs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 5 minutes ago, gjcc said: Not to mention his ability to get signed by mistake when teams don’t actually want him. I forgot about that. It's kinda like being the last kid to get picked during playtime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShedBoy Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 1 hour ago, SMJ_1874 said: In hindsight, our demotion wasn’t as bad as it seemed although at the time it felt like it. It was disgusting how the other clubs voted against us. Calling the league with 12 to play yet making sure the SC cup semi (hahaha get it up you hibs scum) and final were played to a conclusion enabling Timothy to get another treble. Not to mention we were also barred from training as we were championship class. This will never be forgotten just like 19/5/12 Our demotion gave us a chance to reset, rethink, regroup and it galvanised our support. We stood alone albeit with Patrick and Stranraer. Foundation subs went up, monthly income grew and we got rid of all the deadwood in our ranks including the management and certain players who were done at least two seasons prior. Had we not went down then we certainly wouldn’t have had Naisy as our manager and I doubt we would had had Europe 3 seasons on the bounce. The old saying of ‘He who laughs last laughs longest.’ springs to mind. Since our demotion we’ve only went from strength to strength. We even seen last seasons 4th place as a failure yet the wee team couldn’t even make top 6 this season. Then we lent Zlamal to St Mirren. That really really pissed me off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 2 minutes ago, Bazzas right boot said: I reckon he will go for a bit cash, £1.5-£2m Why ? Who is going to pay that for him ? I would be absolutely astonished if he went for that sort of money . No way he is worth that his decision making is absolutely horrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 1 hour ago, scott herbertson said: Correct You even see some of them use hirsute avators - who are they kidding! Aye, very good scott. 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 1 hour ago, martoon said: Everytime I see Boyle I start humming that 1950's Davy Crocket feem toon. I'm bald, btw, so can slag other baldies and those who refuse to accept it. Me too. Hair started to recede in my mid to late 20's. All my uncles from both sides of the family were bald. Spent a bit of time combing hair forward to try and disguise the fact it was receding, then finally thought **** it, and went for the number 1 all over. Took me back to my childhood days as a skinheed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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