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HeartofMidlothianFC

We have a very exciting announcement to make later this afternoon, so keep your eyes peeled on www.heartsfc.co.uk

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It could be the introduction of pies made purely of boabby meat - whatever it is, as long as it helps sort out any future wage issues I'm down with it.

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Rudi is coming home yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!!!!!!

 

Oh wait. Transfer embargo and we are skinter than a tramp doon leith docks :rolleyes:

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Rudolf's Mate

Sticking two fingers up to SFA/SPL and announcing Rudis Signing.

 

Yep Rudi has signed a pre-contract, post embargo two fingered salute deal to start on 24th December 00:01.

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Juan Jose Carricondo Perez

Better no be bricks! :down:

 

This!

After ripped the arse oot them last week it better no be.

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HeartofMidlothianFC

We have a very exciting announcement to make later this afternoon, so keep your eyes peeled on www.heartsfc.co.uk

 

 

could be copying the hobos big announcement last week get your name on a slab :blink:

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Guest Bilel Mohsni

could be copying the hobos big announcement last week get your name on a slab :blink:

 

We put their club's name on a slab in May. :)

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They've signed signed all of the kids Pinilla fathered when living in Edinburgh and will be starting up an extra youth team to accommodate them all.

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Hearts will be signing a left-sided midfielder capable of scoring goals from distance with the an African Birth certificate saying he's only 17. This youngster may bear a truly remarkable resemblance to a former Czech international the club recently had on the books.

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tartofmidlothian

could be copying the hobos big announcement last week get your name on a slab :blink:

 

Sadly we missed the chance for get your name on a voodoo strip under their new stand. That one would have coined it in.

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Prince Buaben

Anyone ITK at all??

 

Any chance it could be Rudi re-signing?

 

A ) We cant sign anyone until Christmas

B ) How will that help us pay wages??

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tartofmidlothian

Anyone ITK at all??

 

Any chance it could be Rudi re-signing?

 

No, despite what they say.

 

No, at least until the end of December.

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Prince Buaben

 

The Article

 

HEARTS supporters are being invited to drive the club?s future by taking part in a new fund-raising exercise which the club hope will raise over ?1million.

 

 

 

The Evening News has learned that fans will have the opportunity to become involved in how Hearts are run and will have ?a critical role to play in the direction the club takes in the near future?.

 

Full details of the plan will be contained in a brochure to be handed out to every supporter attending Saturday?s SPL match with Ross County at Tynecastle. The booklet will outline the direction the board wants to take the club, which will include greater fan involvement and investment.

 

The plan is designed to support the ?efforts of the board in protecting the club against current economic ?difficulties, which yesterday saw them banned from signing players for the next two months as the Scottish Premier League punished them for late payment of wages.

 

Hearts are determined to ensure money troubles quickly become a thing of the past and have devised their new plan to generate a seven-figure sum. Funding from parent company Ukio Bankas Investment Group has stopped, therefore fans will now get the chance to have their input into the future.

 

A spokesperson at Hearts said: ?We will be revealing full details to supporters at this weekend?s game against Ross County and they will have a very important part to play in the future direction of the club. We are hopeful that when we reveal details they will be supportive of the initiative being launched.?

 

Hearts officials are keen to see a big crowd this weekend to ensure details of the new initiative reach as many supporters as possible. The plan is heavily supported by the club?s Lithuanian hierarchy, with majority shareholder Vladimir Romanov also considering visiting Edinburgh for the match.

 

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Vlad's decided to sell the club to a mystery buyer for a bag of pick 'n' mix on the assurance that Hearts' debt is written off and they'll be playing in a 50,000+ seater stadium within the next few years.

 

In other news, a place is expected to open up soon in Division Three that may see Spartans or Edinburgh City getting league entry.

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Lord Beni of Gorgie

Haha, the announcement is we are going to make a million out of your own money, your 400+ sheets to sit and watch Jamie McDonald and the like are not enough!

 

Ok thats the cynical me, the optimistic me says this is the way forward, the dreamy me says, get Rudi that job on offer as Ticket Office Manager and play him as a non contract amateur trialist!

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This Saturday Hearts are playing Ross County for the Megabowl and pre-match John McGlynn will wrestle a bear.

 

Free pies for everyone if we score 3 goals.

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This Saturday Hearts are playing Ross County for the Megabowl and pre-match John McGlynn will wrestle a bear.

Once the bear has devoured McGlynn, Vlad will run on, take his top off and batter the bear like it was Roman Bednar.

 

:yas:

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Simply put thought, fans investing more to see the same outcome just wont do.

 

Promises on an improvement on the pitch as a result of fan investment is required - the cash cannot just be to ensure the club ticks over.

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Haha, the announcement is we are going to make a million out of your own money, your 400+ sheets to sit and watch Jamie McDonald and the like are not enough!

 

Ok thats the cynical me, the optimistic me says this is the way forward, the dreamy me says, get Rudi that job on offer as Ticket Office Manager and play him as a non contract amateur trialist!

No, its not that is pretty obvious.

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