The Comedian Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Just clocked Alien V Predator on 5. Honking cast. Honking PG 13 rating. Honking director and it made more money than any of the others. What's the worst film you've sat through? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Clarke Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Battlefield Earth There's not a facepalm big enough for that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Highlander II. The plot is utterly ludicrous which befits a film which was being shot as the script was still being written. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 American Psycho 2 starring William Shatner takes some serious beating. It's beyond awful. In terms of actual cinematic releases, though, and to tie in with your OP, Alien 3 and whatever the 4th one was called (Resurrection?) have to be up there. Both diabolical. The third one is that bad Fincher disowned it, pisses all over the legacy of the first 2 by killing off some of the previous instalment's main characters before it even starts That was another film where the script was being rewritten every day on set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Ramsay Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Lost in Translation - shite Prometheus - really shite Goon - the ultimate shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie. Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Shark Night 3D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Vanilla Sky - Utter baws!!! Although I did watch the Spanish film that it was a remake of starting Penelope Cruz, I think, and really enjoyed it. Although it was a few years later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 The Wicker Man. The Nick Cage one, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 300 - possibly the gayest film ever made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJGJ Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Beaches Lake Placid 3................. saved only by the near naked pictures of Roxanne Pallett http://g.mynet.com/i/20/16302_1.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos1983 Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Mission to mars. Horrific Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Garcia Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 White Chicks or Crossroads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.T.K Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 300 - possibly the gayest film ever made. agreed The latest awful film I have seen is Woman in black. WTF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slashishere Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Paranormal Activity, beyond bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Transformers I only made it to 40 minutes though. Anaconda Unfortunately sat through the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better call Saul Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Bloody 'diary of a wimpy kid' my bloody kids have it on all the time ...Jesus Christ....Cheese touch Raging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted July 8, 2012 Author Share Posted July 8, 2012 ZOMG!! Passenger 57 is on STV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJGJ Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Beaches Lake Placid 3................. saved only by the near naked pictures of Roxanne Pallett http://g.mynet.com/i/20/16302_1.jpg http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/mjtv/ss/34406-shameful-sequels-lake-placid-3 45 seconds in -- what a video clip !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 This weekend I have "enjoyed" - Night of the Templar The Devil inside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Jumper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAlim Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Taxidermia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/mjtv/ss/34406-shameful-sequels-lake-placid-3 45 seconds in -- what a video clip !! there is a version going about where the black banners are not there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJGJ Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 there is a version going about where the lack banners are not there like this ? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1499249/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 ZOMG!! Passenger 57 is on STV. Always bet on black! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 It's funny, I like some of the movies mentioned on here! Me? The worst film I've ever paid to see was "Unbreakable". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Bronson was utter pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 I won't have a word said against Anaconda. Anaconda 2 however Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie. Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 300 - possibly the gayest film ever made. 300 is a virtual masterpiece imo. (admittedly a bit homoerotic) but an absolutely superb film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAlim Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Taxidermia a brief summary: Gyorgy Palfi's grotesque tale of three generations of men, including an obese speed eater, an embalmer of gigantic cats, and a man who shoots fire out of his penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie. Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 a brief summary: Gyorgy Palfi's grotesque tale of three generations of men, including an obese speed eater, an embalmer of gigantic cats, and a man who shoots fire out of his penis. Wowser! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notorious BIG Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 ill get slated for this, But the only movie I have turned off halfway through for being absolute pish was Anchorman, Never understood the love in and put me off Will Ferrell for ages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAlim Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Wowser! its on every week at 4am on a friday on film4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAlim Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 might as well leave the whole thing here: The film begins in a remote Hungarian military outpost, where military orderly Morosgov?nyi Vendel lives a wretched existence of servitude beneath the heel of his lieutenant, ?reg Balatony K?lm?n. Condemned to performing menial duties for the lieutenant and his family while sleeping in an unheated shack next to the latrines, Morosgov?nyi frequently escapes into fantasy. So realistic are these fantasies that in one ambiguous instance, Morosgov?nyi sleeps with and impregnates the lieutenant's wife and "wakes up" to find himself engaged in an act of sodomy with a slaughtered pig. Upon seeing this, the lieutenant promptly executes Morosgov?nyi and raises the son, Balatony K?lm?n, as his own. Decades later K?lm?n has grown into a champion Hungarian speed eater. Coached and influenced by the strict Jen?, K?lm?n's life revolves around training for the eventual day when the IOC recognizes speed-eating as a legitimate sport. After a bout of lockjaw at a Soviet event and eloping with fellow speed-eating champion Acz?l Gizi, K?lm?n resumes his rigorous training, even as Gizi gives birth to their son, Balatony Lajoska. Decades later, Lajoska has grown into a dedicated, professional taxidermist. In contrast to both his parents' girth, Lajoska appears pale and impoverished, with a thin anemic frame and haunted visage. When not working from his taxidermy shop or failing in his attempts to lead a normal life, Lajoska purchases groceries for his father K?lm?n, who has grown so monstrously obese that he cannot leave the chair in his claustrophobic apartment. K?lm?n, who feeds butter to his caged cats, has nothing but harsh words for his son who, upon reaching his breaking point, abandons his father to his own prison. Returning later, he discovers that the cats have escaped their cages and, desiring meat, have eviscerated his father. Lajoska stuffs his father and the cats. With little left to live for, he locks himself in a homemade surgical harness and through the use of sedatives and painkillers, begins removing his own internal organs. Pumping his body full of preservatives and sewing himself up, he activates the machine that decapitates him, leaving behind a preserved statue. His body is displayed in an exhibit along with the cats and his father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboz Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 might as well leave the whole thing here: The film begins in a remote Hungarian military outpost, where military orderly Morosgov?nyi Vendel lives a wretched existence of servitude beneath the heel of his lieutenant, ?reg Balatony K?lm?n. Condemned to performing menial duties for the lieutenant and his family while sleeping in an unheated shack next to the latrines, Morosgov?nyi frequently escapes into fantasy. So realistic are these fantasies that in one ambiguous instance, Morosgov?nyi sleeps with and impregnates the lieutenant's wife and "wakes up" to find himself engaged in an act of sodomy with a slaughtered pig. Upon seeing this, the lieutenant promptly executes Morosgov?nyi and raises the son, Balatony K?lm?n, as his own. Decades later K?lm?n has grown into a champion Hungarian speed eater. Coached and influenced by the strict Jen?, K?lm?n's life revolves around training for the eventual day when the IOC recognizes speed-eating as a legitimate sport. After a bout of lockjaw at a Soviet event and eloping with fellow speed-eating champion Acz?l Gizi, K?lm?n resumes his rigorous training, even as Gizi gives birth to their son, Balatony Lajoska. Decades later, Lajoska has grown into a dedicated, professional taxidermist. In contrast to both his parents' girth, Lajoska appears pale and impoverished, with a thin anemic frame and haunted visage. When not working from his taxidermy shop or failing in his attempts to lead a normal life, Lajoska purchases groceries for his father K?lm?n, who has grown so monstrously obese that he cannot leave the chair in his claustrophobic apartment. K?lm?n, who feeds butter to his caged cats, has nothing but harsh words for his son who, upon reaching his breaking point, abandons his father to his own prison. Returning later, he discovers that the cats have escaped their cages and, desiring meat, have eviscerated his father. Lajoska stuffs his father and the cats. With little left to live for, he locks himself in a homemade surgical harness and through the use of sedatives and painkillers, begins removing his own internal organs. Pumping his body full of preservatives and sewing himself up, he activates the machine that decapitates him, leaving behind a preserved statue. His body is displayed in an exhibit along with the cats and his father. Still sounds better than the Vow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Buck Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Cloverfield. The stupid camera made me feel sick along with the shite story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Hunger Games. Nauseating and cringeworthy. A film for 12yr old girls. Just awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missed98 Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Im tossing up between these:- Darkman The Phantom Driving Miss Daisy I think i'll go with Darkman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Im tossing up between these:- Darkman The Phantom Driving Miss Daisy I think i'll go with Darkman. The immature side of me found this post quite funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 The worst film I have ever seen in its entirety is Dude Where's My Car? So awful it was painful to watch. Before that I thought I could sit through any movie until the end no matter how bad it was but after watching that, a little piece of me died. Since then I tend to give up on films after about 30 minutes if I think they're going to be shite (The Tree of Life, The Warrior's Way) but sometimes I stick it out and immediately wish I'd never bothered(Thor, Hulk). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 The worst film I have ever seen in its entirety is Dude Where's My Car? So awful it was painful to watch. Before that I thought I could sit through any movie until the end no matter how bad it was but after watching that, a little piece of me died. Since then I tend to give up on films after about 30 minutes if I think they're going to be shite (The Tree of Life, The Warrior's Way) but sometimes I stick it out and immediately wish I'd never bothered(Thor, Hulk). Which Hulk do you mean? The Eric Bana one or the Edward Norton one? I think the Edward Norton one was pretty decent but the Eric Bana one was terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missed98 Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 The immature side of me found this post quite funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsuperslim1874 Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 White Chicks or Crossroads I thot White Chicks was quality!?!? Daft, but funny!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Billy Madison Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back I Love You, Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Avatar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogsy Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 The Village Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac_fae_Gillie Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 HUGO... graphics aside this was huge snore fest,ok partly my fault as i expected a thriller and got a light weight drama. but the adverts mislead,and geez it was long for such little content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 127 Hours. Man goes for walk, gets arm trapped, fecks about for 127 hours, cuts own arm off, goes home. Boring. There was a film I watched recently that I was so disappointed by, can't remember it's name, but it was about a group of assassins and starred DeNiro and Statham. How can you get something like that wrong? It was crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Gerry. Directed by Gus Van Sant. Written by Damon and (Casey) Affleck. It's Damon and Affleck running about a bunch of rocks for 90 minutes. Mullholland drive. David Lynch apologists may try to justify it, but it's shit. Nice lesbian scene though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambos are go! Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Van Helsing. Look forward to it but it was truly appallling. Big box office success somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Unbreakable, 300, all of the Transformers films, Spiderman 3, Stuck on You, are the one's that instantly come to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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