Blackie the Cat Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I reckon our new steel structure requires a smudging to cleanse it of bad energy. A lot of physical changes have taken place in and around Tynecastle and ever since that main truss appeared over the main stand our form got worse. Our 4-1 win v Rangers was our last decent game and it was our last without the truss. Clutching at straws........perhaps but I'm willing to give anything a go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son Of Anarchy Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 My mate Smudger has a huge power washer? Ideal candidate imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kila Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I reckon it was the tree getting chopped down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamdub Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I think you all talk a pile of shite but thats JKB, hopefully the usual negative roasters will avoid this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo Drifter Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Let's all join hands on Saturday and chant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hueyview Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I reckon it was the tree getting chopped down Too right... BaD vibes man Hope they kept the wood from the tree for lucky twigs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I think you all talk a pile of shite but thats JKB, hopefully the usual negative roasters will avoid this one. Nah, its just Cafro is a shite coach, likely. BTW I do actually think this, but I am prepared to blame the truss. Get it painted pink and all will be good again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephane Grappelli Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I blame moving the nursery. A lot of the kids are not happy about it and have been spreading bad vibes around the stadium. We won't win another home game until the new nursery is up and running and the wee yins have chilled oot a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I'm all about the burning of sacred herbs to be fair, maybe there's something in this new age claptrap shite after all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 What about a 'human sacrifice' that should do the job. We could run a poll to see which JKB poster is the favoured choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 What about a 'human sacrifice' that should do the job. We could run a poll to see which JKB poster is the favoured choice. I was going to suggest a prominent dotnet poster, but then I realised you'd said human, not vermin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I was going to suggest a prominent dotnet poster, but then I realised you'd said human, not vermin.So you got a human JKB choice, bet you had a couple in mind straight away. For the sacrifice, we could tie their arms and legs to the main stand truss and to the Roseburn truss. We could then remove the uprights for the floodlights in preparation for filling in the corners. If they survive we have fabby,dabby new corners. If the they are torn apart, the football gods will happy and we will have good fortune. I'll wager that we will go on and win the league. So who's it gonna be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 So you got a human JKB choice, bet you had a couple in mind straight away. For the sacrifice, we could tie their arms and legs to the main stand truss and to the Roseburn truss. We could then remove the uprights for the floodlights in preparation for filling in the corners. If they survive we have fabby,dabby new corners. If the they are torn apart, the football gods will happy and we will have good fortune. I'll wager that we will go on and win the league. So who's it gonna be? Nah let's just get the sacred herbs out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Nah let's just get the sacred herbs out Think I might already have, reading back my post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just joe Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 WTF . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just joe Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 I reckon our new steel structure requires a smudging to cleanse it of bad energy. A lot of physical changes have taken place in and around Tynecastle and ever since that main truss appeared over the main stand our form got worse. Our 4-1 win v Rangers was our last decent game and it was our last without the truss. Clutching at straws........perhaps but I'm willing to give anything a go. Lucky white heather anaw ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Treasurer Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 I blame moving the nursery. A lot of the kids are not happy about it and have been spreading bad vibes around the stadium. We won't win another home game until the new nursery is up and running and the wee yins have chilled oot a bit. We could have won the title if it hadn't been for those pesky kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 I'm pretty sure our resident UFO expert could do it. He's into that kind of stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie the Cat Posted April 27, 2017 Author Share Posted April 27, 2017 Maybe our chaplain Andy Prime could say a few words.............. Mrs Blackie also knows a couple of white witches if required.....PM me Ian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo poet Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 remember the run of form our neighbours endured after "that" hearts top was buried beneath their new stand....maybe there's skulduggery afoot ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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