Dawnrazor Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 The boss got me a bottle of Madeira Wine from the very place at the weekend when he came back from holiday, I said to Mrs Dawnrazor to pour me a glass.........well, in half a glass time that'll be the bottle arsed :shock: feck me it proper wreck the hoos's juice :only: It's a bit like a cross between Thunderbird Red Label and Sherry, anyone else had it? Edit As I manage my own time......think I'll take tomorrow morning off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 The boss got me a bottle of Madeira Wine from the very place at the weekend when he came back from holiday, I said to Mrs Dawnrazor to pour me a glass.........well, in half a glass time that'll be the bottle arsed :shock: feck me it proper wreck the hoos's juice :only: It's a bit like a cross between Thunderbird Red Label and Sherry, anyone else had it? Edit As I manage my own time......think I'll take tomorrow morning off That is a post to look back on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 I'm a member of a "gentleman's" club. We get together twice a year for drinks, laughs, conversation good food and we raise money for charity. One of our group has a poem/story about Madeira. I will search for it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 A tale of the wonderful properties of the magnificent Madeira. http://www.iankitching.me.uk/humour/hippo/madeira.html Having enjoyed a glass or 2 over the years it really is rocket fuel and capable of loosening the tightest of skirts!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 20, 2017 Author Share Posted March 20, 2017 A tale of the wonderful properties of the magnificent Madeira. http://www.iankitching.me.uk/humour/hippo/madeira.html Having enjoyed a glass or 2 over the years it really is rocket fuel and capable of loosening the tightest of skirts!! It's Monday night and I'm feckin pished!!!! I need to get more of this!! Ednid Thank **** four spillchucker!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 It's Monday night and I'm feckin pished!!!! I need to get more of this!! Ednid Thank **** four spillchucker!! Tremendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sydney Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Is it really a date-rape poem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Is it really a date-rape poem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Only Jake balls get pished on a Monday. I at least leave it until Tuesday to give my liver a break from the excess achohol on the Saturday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Only Jake balls get pished on a Monday. I at least leave it until Tuesday to give my liver a break from the excess achohol on the Saturday What if the last time you were 'on it' was a Friday? Week off with a broken foot so bored out my skull and got a few gifts from the Isle of Skye today (bottle of Talisker, some Isle of Skye ales etc etc) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 Oh my God my head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Oh my God my head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doogz Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Oh my God my head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Ever so slightly a little off topic-ish... Boy walks into a bakers and points to some cakes asking how much they cost. "50p" says the baker "all my cakes cost 50p". The boy then points to some other cakes on the counter and asks how much they cost, "50p" says the baker, "all the cakes in here cost 50p". "I see", says the boy, "what about those ones over there", he asks pointing to some cakes on a shelf.. "I've just told you", comes the reply, "every cake in here costs 50p". "I see" says the customer "and those ones over there, how much are they?" The baker takes a look behind him before turning back to the customer and telling him "ahhh those cakes cost ?1". The boy looks a bit confused "I thought you said every cake in here cost 50p". "They do", said the baker, "but that's Madeira cake". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Oh my God my head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 The boss got me a bottle of Madeira Wine from the very place at the weekend when he came back from holiday, I said to Mrs Dawnrazor to pour me a glass.........well, in half a glass time that'll be the bottle arsed :shock: feck me it proper wreck the hoos's juice :only: It's a bit like a cross between Thunderbird Red Label and Sherry, anyone else had it? Edit As I manage my own time......think I'll take tomorrow morning off I too am an advocate of the stuff, after being on the island and visited a Blandys vineyard shop with try before you buy. It was littered with locals and tourists absolotely plastered on the stuff. Blandys No. 5 is the business, but difficult to get in UK, most supermarkets sell Blandys, "Duke of Clarence", which is a suitable alternative, Have to say if you drink it with a coffee, as the locals do, you will have no hangover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Ever so slightly a little off topic-ish... Boy walks into a bakers and points to some cakes asking how much they cost. "50p" says the baker "all my cakes cost 50p". The boy then points to some other cakes on the counter and asks how much they cost, "50p" says the baker, "all the cakes in here cost 50p". "I see", says the boy, "what about those ones over there", he asks pointing to some cakes on a shelf.. "I've just told you", comes the reply, "every cake in here costs 50p". "I see" says the customer "and those ones over there, how much are they?" The baker takes a look behind him before turning back to the customer and telling him "ahhh those cakes cost ?1". The boy looks a bit confused "I thought you said every cake in here cost 50p". "They do", said the baker, "but that's Madeira cake". :rofl: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Ever so slightly a little off topic-ish... Boy walks into a bakers and points to some cakes asking how much they cost. "50p" says the baker "all my cakes cost 50p". The boy then points to some other cakes on the counter and asks how much they cost, "50p" says the baker, "all the cakes in here cost 50p". "I see", says the boy, "what about those ones over there", he asks pointing to some cakes on a shelf.. "I've just told you", comes the reply, "every cake in here costs 50p". "I see" says the customer "and those ones over there, how much are they?" The baker takes a look behind him before turning back to the customer and telling him "ahhh those cakes cost ?1". The boy looks a bit confused "I thought you said every cake in here cost 50p". "They do", said the baker, "but that's Madeira cake". Enjoyed that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Nae sympathy here..... Might take yer mind off yer pork bayonet for a while. Doubt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 It's Monday night and I'm feckin pished!!!! I need to get more of this!! Ednid Thank **** four spillchucker!! It makes me sad that only 304 people have viewed this amazing statement! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 It makes me sad that only 304 people have viewed this amazing statement! 304 LUCKY people though. Don't forget that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 I too am an advocate of the stuff, after being on the island and visited a Blandys vineyard shop with try before you buy. It was littered with locals and tourists absolotely plastered on the stuff. Blandys No. 5 is the business, but difficult to get in UK, most supermarkets sell Blandys, "Duke of Clarence", which is a suitable alternative, Have to say if you drink it with a coffee, as the locals do, you will have no hangover. Blandys No.5 it was, very nice too.The Boss did say it was more a dessert wine and not just for quaffing..... I really should listen to him more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 Nae sympathy here..... Might take yer mind off yer pork bayonet for a while. Thanks for the sympathy!!! And I don't think I could have got any life into it last night even If I strapped a defibrillator to it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 It makes me sad that only 304 people have viewed this amazing statement! It's OK, I've fixed the spellchecker now :embarrassed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Thanks for the sympathy!!! And I don't think I could have got any life into it last night even If I strapped a defibrillator to it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Blandys No.5 it was, very nice too. The Boss did say it was more a dessert wine and not just for quaffing..... I really should listen to him more! What was it's ABV Dawn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 19% vol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 19% vol. Good going then!! Was it not a wee bit sweet to be guzzling a whole bottle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Good going then!! Was it not a wee bit sweet to be guzzling a whole bottle? you're assuming he actually tasted it and didn't just pour it down his throat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 you're assuming he actually tasted it and didn't just pour it down his throat Very true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 Good going then!! Was it not a wee bit sweet to be guzzling a whole bottle? Aye, a wee bit but it really was nice, but by Christ what a thumping head it gives you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 Not in "happy ending" manner Jonno ya dirty sod! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Aye, a wee bit but it really was nice, but by Christ what a thumping head it gives you! So, obviously you'll be staying off the bevvy tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Nap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 So, obviously you'll be staying off the bevvy tonight? Oh aye, we've a table booked on Saturday night at a really nice place for mothers day, I'll have a pint there and get a bottle of knicker loosener on the way home but nothing between then and now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Oh aye, we've a table booked on Saturday night at a really nice place for mothers day, I'll have a pint there and get a bottle of knicker loosener on the way home but nothing between then and now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Oh aye, we've a table booked on Saturday night at a really nice place for mothers day, I'll have a pint there and get a bottle of knicker loosener on the way home but nothing between then and now. with a silver tongue like that you probably don't need the bottle, women will be throwing themselves at you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 with a silver tongue like that you probably don't need the bottle, women will be throwing themselves at you Yep, constantly carrying this big about to beat the bitches off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 with a silver tongue like that you probably don't need the bottle, women will be throwing themselves at you He's a real romantic aye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Aye. Like lemmings off a feckin cliff.. sadly that is a myth, disney forced them off a cliff the murdering cartoonists. they also won the best documentary oscar for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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