Walter Bishop Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 A glorified pub player and the last person in the world you'd use as a role model for any upcoming youngsters in terms of ability etc but he has exactly the type of presence we badly missed today. No leaders in our team imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 I read on here about 10 times that he was going to be suspended. The guy is an utter bell end anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogsy Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 He looks like skeletor with AIDS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hot since 86 Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Dominated our strikers, my man of the match - which is ******* embarrassing for us in a cup final Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 A glorified pub player and the last person in the world you'd use as a role model for any upcoming youngsters in terms of ability etc but he has exactly the type of presence we badly missed today. No leaders in our team imo. Tells you all you need to know about the state of the game when he can win a cup final medal, bloody Scunthorpe or some other guff didn't even want him. We played into his hands with high balls. The guys is as slow as stop as well, disgrace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Bishop Posted March 17, 2013 Author Share Posted March 17, 2013 He looks like skeletor with AIDS. My wee lad said he looked like this guy..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGT2 Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 He was all over the place first 25 mins, a nap for a red card if things had carried on, but then the game changed, for whatever reason - us backing off or St Mirren wakening up and he strolled the endless high balls......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glastonbury jambo Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 He was all over the place first 25 mins, a nap for a red card if things had carried on, but then the game changed, for whatever reason - us backing off or St Mirren wakening up and he strolled the endless high balls......... st mirren changed there shape...jim goodwin is awful and as slow as a tractor on a country lane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Moss Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Won far too many headers against our front two. Outmuscled Sutton and was never really troubled by Ngoo's runs into the channels. How? I don't know, because he is generally a terrible footballer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Stephen Effenburg - "Every team needs a scumbag". He's their scumbag and I hate to say it I'd take him in a heartbeat. Much like a Bruno or a Brellier. Strangely though, he's actually got a decent ping of a shot on him too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 From the north stand his head looked like Alien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Gets away with fouling constantly. ######. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeachyAlonso Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Face like a ratcatchers dug ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Canada Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Thought he was immense for them today especially in the second half. Sutton and Ngoo never looked up for a physical battle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Cuore Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 The back of his heed is like a baboons arse covered in grey hair. And he runs like a clydesdale horse. The dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 A pus like a smashed Easter egg. He's a **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwaysinourshadows Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 He's a thug but gets away with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirRudolphofSkacel Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Stephen Effenburg - "Every team needs a scumbag". He's their scumbag and I hate to say it I'd take him in a heartbeat. Much like a Bruno or a Brellier. Strangely though, he's actually got a decent ping of a shot on him too. We don't have a scumbag but we bloody need one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diadora Van Basten Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 It was embarrassing how good we made him look today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabba Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 A pus like a smashed Easter egg. He's a **** this and some of the other bits of abuse on here have raised a chuckle from a foul mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 We can him all the names we want, but he's got a LC winners medal. He was a leader on the park for Saints. We didn't have that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tynie chris Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 I read on here about 10 times that he was going to be suspended. The guy is an utter bell end anyway. But with a winners medal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 He was mon, but thats not hard given our terrible front line today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Great player. We played into his hands today. We let him bully niggle and bully Ngoo and we didnt change up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Great player. We played into his hands today. We let him bully niggle and bully Ngoo and we didnt change up. A great player? Are you taking the piss? A bully, hard and horrible. Effective, not great. Bald compare the meerkat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 He has no real technical ability/skill whatsoever but he's positionally very good and gets the job done as far as organising the defence and being a solid defender. Webster could learn a few things from him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simo Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 He's a decent player tbh, by SPL standards anyway. Still an arsehole though. Sadly played well today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowmans_Boot Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 A glorified pub player and the last person in the world you'd use as a role model for any upcoming youngsters in terms of ability etc but he has exactly the type of presence we badly missed today. No leaders in our team imo. Other than one lapse I thought Webster showed the presence we needed today. I thought we were the better team and should have been at least 2 up before they scored. I also thought Andy Webster played extremely well, other than that one lapse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC_Hearts Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 not a good player just one who was allowed to foul all day as the referee seemed determined to avoid having to make any major calls. If we had played for more than 20mins first half and 10mins second half it wouldn't have mattered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malinga the Swinga Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 The day we accept that Jim Godwin has any place in a Hearts team is the day we give up. Allowed to play because of different rules for a team entering cup at different round, he has no ability but is a 'personality' in the eyes of the media. This is because he kicks anything that moves, speaks with an Irish accent, but isn't a dirty player when he fouls or a cheat when he dives, because he is from these shores (or near enough). If however he was called Zaliukas and was from Lithuania, then he would be a cheat and a thug The same applies to McPake, McCulloch, Daly, Anderson (at Aberdeen) and especially Craigan before he retired. Awful footballers who only succeed in Scotland and most have/would fail anywhere else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowmans_Boot Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 The day we accept that Jim Godwin has any place in a Hearts team is the day we give up. Allowed to play because of different rules for a team entering cup at different round, he has no ability but is a 'personality' in the eyes of the media. This is because he kicks anything that moves, speaks with an Irish accent, but isn't a dirty player when he fouls or a cheat when he dives, because he is from these shores (or near enough). If however he was called Zaliukas and was from Lithuania, then he would be a cheat and a thug The same applies to McPake, McCulloch, Daly, Anderson (at Aberdeen) and especially Craigan before he retired. Awful footballers who only succeed in Scotland and most have/would fail anywhere else. Totally agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Cuore Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liam11 Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 His heid looks like some stoned junkie carpenter carved it out of some shiny wood. Didn't hesitate to crumple in a heap today thats for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuitarJambo Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Stephen Effenburg - "Every team needs a scumbag". He's their scumbag and I hate to say it I'd take him in a heartbeat. Much like a Bruno or a Brellier. Strangely though, he's actually got a decent ping of a shot on him too. id sooner taker my chances with a carcinogen of the testes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross21 Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Dominated our strikers, my man of the match - which is ******* embarrassing for us in a cup final Said this to my mate today. May he am arsehole but he wanted it more than any Hearts player today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takis4king Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 average player that plays with his heart on his sleeve. he also knows every trick in the book when it comes to getting away with fouls etc, plays the game well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboAl Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 He's a thug but gets away with it That's for sure when you have a Paisley ref reffing a Paisley team. I don't know how many fouls he is allowed to commit before he gets a booking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 He looks like skeletor with AIDS. The back of his heed is like a baboons arse covered in grey hair. And he runs like a clydesdale horse. The dick. A pus like a smashed Easter egg. He's a **** :rofl: Best one on here. The sheer concentration on his face is probably due to him having to constantly think "JIM GOODWIN KICK!!!". Unfortunately, he also does this when the ball isn't even in the immediate vicinity. Boy's an arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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