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smiler
1 hour ago, IronJambo said:

EDINBURGH CITY V annan

AYR UTD V falkirk

CHORELY V alfreton

JUVENTUS V sassuolo

AJAX V groningen

@8.64

 

DIJON V angers

NEWPORT V yeovill

Maidstone v HARROGATE

MARSEILLE V guingamp 

PSG V reims (on 26th)

@12.59

I meant to back PSG for tomorrow's match with St Etienne ffs, not for a match in 2 weeks time. 

I'll be having some of that, good lad Iron.

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IronJambo
36 minutes ago, smiler said:

I'll be having some of that, good lad Iron.

??? I'm no a guru min. 

 

Much bigger odds that I usually use but form and stats say that the odds are wrong. I've put a cheeky treble on Dijon, Harrogate, and marseille as well. All stakes are £125.

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smiler
36 minutes ago, IronJambo said:

??? I'm no a guru min. 

 

Much bigger odds that I usually use but form and stats say that the odds are wrong. I've put a cheeky treble on Dijon, Harrogate, and marseille as well. All stakes are £125.

Ah ken mate, I'm just being lazy!

£125? Wowzers.

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IronJambo
3 minutes ago, smiler said:

Ah ken mate, I'm just being lazy!

£125? Wowzers.

I only use "free bets". Costs me around a ton for £500 of bets. It's like printing money. 

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smiler
41 minutes ago, IronJambo said:

I only use "free bets". Costs me around a ton for £500 of bets. It's like printing money. 

How do you accrue that amount of free bets? That seems awfy high?

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IronJambo
44 minutes ago, smiler said:

How do you accrue that amount of free bets? That seems awfy high?

Because I'm a cheeky ******* and I've got no morals when it comes to bookies. It's been trial and error until recently and I've had to put in the work for it. I reckon I spend an hour and a half in the bookies 5 days a week. If I lost my job tomorrow I'd just spend all day there and make more money. 

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smiler
50 minutes ago, IronJambo said:

Because I'm a cheeky ******* and I've got no morals when it comes to bookies. It's been trial and error until recently and I've had to put in the work for it. I reckon I spend an hour and a half in the bookies 5 days a week. If I lost my job tomorrow I'd just spend all day there and make more money. 

Fuknel Iron, I get my baws chewed for spending 5 mins putting my accas on with my online bookies.

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IronJambo
14 minutes ago, smiler said:

Fuknel Iron, I get my baws chewed for spending 5 mins putting my accas on with my online bookies.

I do it either side of work, sometimes shift work has its merits. She just has to put up with me spending 20 minutes a night bookkeeping. 

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IronJambo

PSG V Reims

ATLETICO MADRID V Eibar

MAN CITY V Fulham

VALENCIA v Real betis 

COLOGNE V Paderborn

@4.42

 

Edit:  ffs I've done it again with the PSG match ?

Edited by IronJambo

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12XU

Lincoln

Harrogate

Hartlepool

Woking

13/2

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Marvin

Liverpool, Manchester City, Huddersfield, Chelsea, Arsenal, Man U, Rangers, Killie and of course us all to win 402/1 with Coral. 

Probably my best shout at a sizeable win in quite a while.

 

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smiler
21 minutes ago, Marvin said:

Liverpool, Manchester City, Huddersfield, Chelsea, Arsenal, Man U, Rangers, Killie and of course us all to win 402/1 with Coral. 

Probably my best shout at a sizeable win in quite a while.

 

Your acca is 442's from 374's with Ladbrokes bet boost. Few dodgy ones in there, but it very well could come off ?

 

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Marvin
24 minutes ago, smiler said:

Your acca is 442's from 374's with Ladbrokes bet boost. Few dodgy ones in there, but it very well could come off ?

 

 

I almost selected Chelsea and United to lose. Huddersfield and Palace could be a humdinger too. But for a small stake returns a potential nice sum :)

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Statto

Naismith 22/1 to score 2 or more and 100/1 for another hat-trick with bet365 today. Over double the odds of some other betting sites, no one comes close.

 

Mitchell is 60/1 to score 2 or more with paddy power, a good price if he plays left wing again.

 

12/1 for 50+ Hearts booking points with skybet (10pts per yellow, 25pts per red) if you think the officials will try and keep Celtic within touching distance.

 

£15 4-fold;

Bournemouth v Leicester over 3.5 goals 9/4

Man City v Fulham Both teams to score 5/4

Hibs v Kilmarnock Both teams to score 19/20

St Johnstone to win (Draw no bet) 5/4

Returns £481.25.

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smiler
On 13/09/2018 at 15:50, IronJambo said:

 

DIJON V angers

NEWPORT V yeovill

Maidstone v HARROGATE

MARSEILLE V guingamp 

PSG V reims (on 26th)

@12.59

I meant to back PSG for tomorrow's match with St Etienne ffs, not for a match in 2 weeks time. 

I took this bet, Newport getting pumped 5 nil at home!

Edit 6 nil noo

Edited by smiler

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IronJambo
2 hours ago, smiler said:

I took this bet, Newport getting pumped 5 nil at home!

Edit 6 nil noo

?It made me laugh on the terracing at the Maidenhead Utd match. Two of mine are still standing which isn't bad. I'm not counting any cash yet though.

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cjwye

Prior to today’s game I could have got 200-1 for Hearts to win the title outright on Paddy Power.

Straight after the game it dropped to 50-1.

its now 20-1 ?

 

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IronJambo

Reckon I'd have Ronaldo's babies tonight

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MattyK82
18 hours ago, cjwye said:

Prior to today’s game I could have got 200-1 for Hearts to win the title outright on Paddy Power.

Straight after the game it dropped to 50-1.

its now 20-1 ?

 

16/1 now on William Hill! ?

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IronJambo

Red star v NAPOLI

MAN CITY V lyon

SPORTING LISBON V qarabag

LAZIO V apollon limassol

MARSEILLE V eintracht frankfurt

 

@4.34

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smiler
21 hours ago, IronJambo said:

Red star v NAPOLI

MAN CITY V lyon

SPORTING LISBON V qarabag

LAZIO V apollon limassol

MARSEILLE V eintracht frankfurt

 

@4.34

In theory that should be a banker Iron.

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IronJambo
15 minutes ago, smiler said:

In theory that should be a banker Iron.

No such thing mate. In practice 3 out of 4 of bets at these odds lose, wish means 1 wins. Good enough for me. 

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smiler
21 hours ago, IronJambo said:

No such thing mate. In practice 3 out of 4 of bets at these odds lose, wish means 1 wins. Good enough for me. 

I know Iron, that was one of the 3 unfortunately. I'll put an acca on later for tonight's games. I'm due a win.

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IronJambo
2 hours ago, smiler said:

I know Iron, that was one of the 3 unfortunately. I'll put an acca on later for tonight's games. I'm due a win.

It's probably a mistake but I've put the same bet back on with sellick to beat rosenborg tagged on it

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IronJambo

3rd time lucky with pretty much the same acca. 

 

SPORTING LISBON V qarabag

LAZIO V limassol

CELTIC v rosenborg

MARSEILLE V eintracht frankfurt

PAOK the salonika V CHELSEA

@6.49

 

Also :

 

BESIKTAS V sapsborg
CELTIC V rosenborg
LIVERPOOL V Southampton 
Getafe V ATLETICO
REAL MADRID V espsnyol

@4.56

 

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IronJambo

HEARTS V livvy 
Vitoria de satubal V PORTO 
RAITH ROVERS V montrose 
PETERHEAD V Berwick rangers 
RB SALZBURG  v rapid Vienna
@5.16

 

SLAVIA PRAHA V bohemians
FEYENOORD V utrecht
LEEDS V brum City

Torpedo Minsk V BATE BORISOV
Panionos V OLYMPIACOS
@5.51

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Statto

Kilmarnock 7/1 at home to Celtic on Sunday.

 

They've priced Celtic at 2/5, that's shorter than us at home to Livingston.

 

Celtic played late on Thursday night, they're playing early on Sunday, they played a full strength team in the EL. Points based on expected goals this season would see Kilmarnock sitting 3rd in the league, suggesting they've been unlucky this season. Celtic haven't beaten Kilmarnock in over a year (3 games), scoring only once, drawing twice and losing once.

 

2/1 Kilmarnock double chance could be a good bet as well.

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12XU

Hearts,Hibs,Edinburgh - 11/2

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Statto
On 21/09/2018 at 20:55, Statto said:

Kilmarnock 7/1 at home to Celtic on Sunday.

 

They've priced Celtic at 2/5, that's shorter than us at home to Livingston.

 

Celtic played late on Thursday night, they're playing early on Sunday, they played a full strength team in the EL. Points based on expected goals this season would see Kilmarnock sitting 3rd in the league, suggesting they've been unlucky this season. Celtic haven't beaten Kilmarnock in over a year (3 games), scoring only once, drawing twice and losing once.

 

2/1 Kilmarnock double chance could be a good bet as well.

 

:yas:

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TorinoJambo
49 minutes ago, Statto said:

 

:yas:

Had a tenner on it. Unfortunately waited till this morning when it had come in to 6/1. Still good though.

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Statto

I've put a double on us to win our next two games by 2 or more goals, 11/5 for the Motherwell match, 9/4 for the St Johnstone game, pays 9.4/1 with BetVictor. Ladbrokes and Coral are both slightly better prices if you have accounts with them.

 

We have a good record against Motherwell, since we were promoted, our results at Tynecastle against them have been 2-0, 6-0, 3-0, 1-0 and 1-1.

 

Our record against St Johnstone is improving, we haven't conceded a goal against them in 4 games after an 8 game win-less run against them, our results have been 1-0, 0-0, 1-0 and 3-0.

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Marvin

Hearts celtic spurs rangers arsenal 5/1 

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Statto
On 25/09/2018 at 00:12, Statto said:

I've put a double on us to win our next two games by 2 or more goals, 11/5 for the Motherwell match, 9/4 for the St Johnstone game, pays 9.4/1 with BetVictor. Ladbrokes and Coral are both slightly better prices if you have accounts with them.

 

We have a good record against Motherwell, since we were promoted, our results at Tynecastle against them have been 2-0, 6-0, 3-0, 1-0 and 1-1.

 

Our record against St Johnstone is improving, we haven't conceded a goal against them in 4 games after an 8 game win-less run against them, our results have been 1-0, 0-0, 1-0 and 3-0.

 

Half way there!

 

If there's one team in the country with a game sitting at 2-2 with a minute to play can win a game by 2 goals it's the Gorgie Invincibles!

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lauriesrank

Bet 365 'you have a loyalty bonus available, pick up your £5 freebet'

ME:  'OK, Haring to score anytime, over 4 goals in the match and over ten corners'

Bet365 'jammy so and so, here's your £625'

ME: :D:D:D 

 

 

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IronJambo

Weekend accas

 

EDINBURGH CITY V Berwick 1.33
QOS V Allo 1.57
PSG V lyon 1.33
Sturm graz V SALZBURG 1.5
Udunese V JUVENTUS 
5.59

 

Brighton v WEST HAM 2.7
Dover V SALFORD.1.66
PSV V venlo 1.16
5.25


DUNDALK V St pats 1.25
ABERDEEN   St mirren.1.36
PORTSMOUTH V gillingham.1.44
PETERHEAD V elgin.1.44
Willem II V FEYENOORD.1.53
5.45

 

SPURS V cardiff 1.22
WEST BROM V Reading 1.5
BAYERN MUNICH V borrusia munchen gladbach 1.2
AC MILAN V chievo 1.25
HOFFENHEIM V eintracht frankfurt 1.72
4.75
 

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lsimp77

Spurs -1 vs Cardiff 

Swansea to beat Ipswich 

Portsmouth to beat Gillingham

Kilmarnock to beat Dundee

Queen of the South to beat Alloa 

 

£5 returns £67 on Bet365 

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IronJambo
On 05/10/2018 at 11:52, IronJambo said:

Weekend accas

 

EDINBURGH CITY V Berwick 1.33
QOS V Allo 1.57
PSG V lyon 1.33
Sturm graz V SALZBURG 1.5
Udunese V JUVENTUS 
5.59

 

Brighton v WEST HAM 2.7
Dover V SALFORD.1.66
PSV V venlo 1.16
5.25


DUNDALK V St pats 1.25
ABERDEEN   St mirren.1.36
PORTSMOUTH V gillingham.1.44
PETERHEAD V elgin.1.44
Willem II V FEYENOORD.1.53
5.45

 

SPURS V cardiff 1.22
WEST BROM V Reading 1.5
BAYERN MUNICH V borrusia munchen gladbach 1.2
AC MILAN V chievo 1.25
HOFFENHEIM V eintracht frankfurt 1.72
4.75
 

Ffs that's a shan weekend

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Shrekeo

I had amongst, other bets, Haring and Dunne both anytime at 200-1 last week.

 

Back on it today at a very unlikely 300-1.

 

Haring is 40/1 FGS and 14-1 ATGS which is far too big. Bet365.

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12XU

Salford

Harrogate

Wrexham

Billericay

9/2 

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Statto

Portugal (-1) on Sunday evening is 11/4 with paddypower.

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IronJambo

For the weekend

 

JUVENTUS Genoa
PORTSMOUTH V Fleetwood
BATE BORISOV V gorodeya
KAWASAKI FRONTALE V vissel Kobe
FEYENOORD V Zwolle
@4.38

 

EINTRACHT FRANKFURT V Dusseldorf
Wolfsburg V BAYERN MUNICH
CELTIC V fibs
VALENCIA V leganes
ARSENAL V Leicester
@7

 

LINCOLN CITY V Cambridge
CLUB BRUGGE V wassland beveren
JUVENTUS V Genoa
ARSENAL V Leicester
Huddersfield V LIVERPOOL
@4.15

 

ROMA V spal
ANTWERP V lokeren
Heerenveen v AJAX
ATLANTA UTD V Chicago fire
WOLVES V Watford
@4.57

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iantjambo

Alaves

Metz

Middlesboro

 

£2 returns £30

 

:munny:

 

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Statto

I've got a double on today, Watford and Norwich both to win with over 1.5 goals in the games, 5.3/1 with BetStars.

 

I got 13/2 for Hearts on Wednesday, in to 4/1 now.

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IronJambo

Having a 'mare just now. 

 

No had a win all month. 12 accas which is essentially 60 bets for me and zip so far. This weekend has been frustrating but one is still on, so hopefully it'll save it for me. 

 

L      Belenenses v BENFICA 1.28
W     FCSB v voluntari 1.33
W     Stirling Albion v EDINBURGH CITY 1.75
Burnley v CHELSEA Sun 1.33
Crystal palace v ARSENAL Sun 1.72
6.91/738.65

Bust
W     Mainz v BAYERN MUNICH 1.22
L       DORTMUND V Hertha Berlin 1 40
W    WATFORD V Huddersfield 1.66
W    Empoli v JUVENTUS 1.25
W     MILLWALL V Ipswich 1.53
5.47/558.25

W     AC Kajaani v HIFK 1.44
L      SALFORD CITY V ebbsfleet 1.66
W     WELLING UTD V Gloucester 1.50
W     Empoli v JUVENTUS 1.25
W     LILLE V Caen 1.44
6.52/690

W    LIVERPOOL V Cardiff 1.08
W     WELLING UTD V Gloucester 1.50
RB LEIPZIG V schalke 1.75
NY RED BULLS V Orlando 1.14
Burnley v CHELSEA 1.33
4.33/416.55

 

 

Edited by IronJambo

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Van Wilder

Hearts to win and Dikamona to score anytime. 325/1

 

Why not.

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Dannie Boy

Never off

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IronJambo

I've had a shocking run with 5 folds and have wentb back to basics with trebles. Just the two this weekend and ironically the first 5 matches have won. Last week it would've been it's own 5 fold 🤯

W    NORWICH V Rotherham 1.4
W    DORTMUND V Freiburg 1.28
W    Fiorentina v JUVE 1.57
2.83

W     ARBROATH V stenny 1.3
W     ED CITY V qp 1.66
Bordeaux v PSG SUN 1.28
2.79

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IronJambo

2 wins out of 3 yesterday. 

Sitting on this to make a good weekend a very good weekend. 

 

Copenhagen V eljsberg 1.25
W     Boutnemouth V LIVERPOOL 1.53
Dundee v RANKERS 1.25
SPORTING V vorskla 1.25
2.99

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