Jump to content

Jack Wills


Patrick Bateman

Recommended Posts

I have some Jack Wills boxers and joggers which were given to me as a present.

 

Quite comfy but I wouldn't spend my own money in that shop.

 

My sister on the other hand......

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 316
  • Created
  • Last Reply
BoJack Horseman
Re: Names for future children :)

 

Charliey

 

 

Join Date: 01/10/2009

Fav Store: York

Posts: 10

Well,

I would like 3 children!

2 boys one called Seth & Corinthian

 

&& for my girl Hallelujah (Hallie for short)

 

HALLELUJAH

 

Sorry gents, I don't think I can handle any more of this.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

FAGS likes paris hilton. I wonder if his comment will get through, it was fairly plain if I'm honest. But if he wants to be an established prick then he's got to build up.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Thread title: Is it just me?

 

"...Or do the jack wills models in the handbook seem ridiculously cool and awesome. Maybe they have a kind of training as part of the job but WOW they aren't just epic XD "

 

:vrface:

 

Epic, indeed.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'm trembling with anticipation over whether my comment will get published. Trying to infiltrate subtly (or, at least as subtle as "Archie Blinkington-******" can be).

Link to comment
Share on other sites

"Its a Japanese name(i am not jappaness lol my mum was creative)"

 

:mellow: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow:

 

 

 

 

 

 

**** western culture... **** it right in it's arse.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The People's Chimp

I'm also holding tight to see if Tarquin Farquharson will get his thoughts broadcast to a wider audience.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'm trembling with anticipation over whether my comment will get published. Trying to infiltrate subtly (or, at least as subtle as "Archie Blinkington-******" can be).

 

Mine will get posted. It has a touch of Willsian super-gay superiority.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC

I have some Jack Wills boxers and joggers which were given to me as a present.

 

Quite comfy but I wouldn't spend my own money in that shop.

 

My sister on the other hand......

 

Burn them and then batter your sister silly.

 

These guys make Phil MacHugh look like Danny Dyer.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Malcolm Tucker

I'm also holding tight to see if Tarquin Farquharson will get his thoughts broadcast to a wider audience.

 

 

 

Tarquin's ftw.

 

 

 

Humphrey was considered, along with Giles.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Dr. Pepper

http://www.jackwills...x?TopicId=29956

 

 

 

How many Horses do you have, Kickback?

 

 

LucaLu says:

 

yepp- well kind of, I have 23 shetland ponies: I could bore you with their names:

-Niamh (Neeve)

-Teagan (Tay-Gan)

-Imogen

-Madison

-Alana

-Portia (Like the car)

-Noah

-Eliana (Eh-Lee-Ah-Nah)

-Coaimhe (Kee-Va)

-Sian (Sharn)

-Fitch

-Lola

-Meya (Miy-Ah)

-Rudolf

-Olah

-London

-Eden

-Kenya

-Jenevieve

-Morris

-Lilly-Belle

-Ronan (Row-Nun)

and

-Halle (Hall-ee) short for Hallelujah

 

Someone round this burd and her 23 ponies up and gas them please

 

"Ronan, as in Row-Nun."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

BoJack Horseman

Cuthbert Kensington-Adams may make an appearance. Do the posts need to be checked first I take it?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Dik Mar Van Nostrilboy

I badword hate jack wills, abercrombie not far behind it, I have a few bits of abercrombie gear as i was given them as gifts and would never personally fork out for the over-priced snob attire!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Cuthbert Kensington-Adams may make an appearance. Do the posts need to be checked first I take it?

 

Aiiip.

 

I've posted one in the celeb thread.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

future is maroon

This thread is genius.

 

Re the toff names and their antics then it's giving me flashbacks of "An audience with Billy Connolly" with his Farquar, Finlay and Crawford sketch.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Dik Mar Van Nostrilboy

oh my word, why the crocodile hats did i read that jack wills forum, makes me physically sick how stuck up and badword gimpy these people are, arrrgghhhhh!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You can always take comfort in the knowledge that there's a possibility that they might just go toe deep in dog shit thumbsup.gif

 

 

You can but hope.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I think the jack wills forum is written entirely by interlopers from football message boards. There's no way that these could be real people. Chavs with rich parents and double- barreled names.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Who's up for a bit of haXX0ring?

 

banneriz.jpg

 

laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

 

That picture is ******* awesome

 

This thread has exploded into brilliant life since I last checked.

 

Anymore people needed for infiltration? Marcus Farquhar-Kensington is ready to spring into action if needed.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Didn't read it all, but the shop used to be wee and on a side street and was just decent jumpers and tshirts, good quality and plain.

 

Now it is a lot of balls, shitly made stuff, with wanky slogans and horrendous designs...not to mention the horrific clientelle

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Neds with money and a slightly higher rate of literacy. down.gif

 

Going by their posts on the forum, it'd say this is false.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Did law at Glasgow Uni. The place was full of these types. Some were so ignorant as well, their daddies must have paid them in to the course. I remember one guy making a fool of himself in front of a packed lecture theatre by thinking Slovakia was called Slovenia to howls of derision by the lecturer. I know I should not have taken great pleasure in that but well....

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Dekota-Euphoria.

 

DEKOTA EUPHORIA

 

 

And yet you mock my Marxist outlook on life.

 

;)

 

Nothing a stint in the Gulag wouldn't sort out for these dreadful people.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Any forum postings appeared yet?

 

"in order

1.katie price

2.aston merrygold

3.jb gill

4.cheryl cole

5.vannessa white

they r my top 5"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

BoJack Horseman
06/10/2010

 

does anyone else find it annoying..

 

sofshill

 

 

Join Date: 01/10/2010

Fav Store: Oxford

Posts: 6

 

..When people sterotype private school kids to be posh and snobby when, there just really nice people who have manners, speak politly and dress well !!!???

 

 

14/10/2010

 

Re: does anyone else find it annoying..

 

Harlowe P.J. Rupertington

 

 

Join Date: 14/10/2010

Fav Store: Covent Garden

Posts: 1

 

Yah babes, I mean just because I have flawless style and I enunciate properly doesn't mean I'm a lesser person, for sure?

 

Here they come...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

BoJack Horseman
14/10/2010

 

What is your life's ambition?

 

Archie Blinkington-******

 

 

Join Date: 14/10/2010

Fav Store: Kings Road

Posts: 0

 

My ambition is to go travelling in South-East Asia (Cambodia, probably) and really find myself. After that, I'd study History of Art at Uni (total doss lol) and wear JW gear 24/7. Lovely!

 

What's your dream?

 

14/10/2010

 

Re: Who is your best celeb at d moment?

 

Tarquin C. Holdsworthington

 

 

Join Date: 14/10/2010

Fav Store: Edinburgh

Posts: 1

 

I like Coleen because of all the stuff she's like been through with that idiot Wayne. She's stayed strong but it looks like she's taking him back :(

 

I really admire Rupert Everett too, love him <3 x

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The People's Chimp

Tarquin is now IN.

SItting back and waiting for my Uggs for boys thread to get the green light babez.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

YAS! Picard is in.

 

Jean Luc Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce

 

 

 

PR0013684.jpg

 

Join Date: 14/10/2010

Fav Store: Notting Hill

Posts: 1

 

 

Im named after the starship captain. true story.

 

Im going to call my son "Laurie Acey Prancer" and my daughter "Partridge Ulysses Birdswent"

 

Report this

 

 

That is outstanding :lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

BoJack Horseman

That is outstanding :lol:

 

His profile is superb.

 

Jean Luc Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce

 

PR0013684.jpg

 

Join Date:

 

Favourite Store: Notting Hill

 

Posts: 1

 

Favourite JW Item: Gay Sex

 

About me: I love Jack Wills and men. Women are SO last year.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

BoJack Horseman

Tarquin is now IN.

SItting back and waiting for my Uggs for boys thread to get the green light babez.

 

Tarquin Farquharson is all over the joint.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.



  • Popular Now

×
×
  • Create New...