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Patrick Bateman

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This thread has already become more than I could have possibly imagined. It warms the cockles of my heart to see the good people of KB show utter contempt for this affront to society. :thumbsup:

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Malcolm Tucker

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Looking forward to some trolling fun. :D

 

 

 

The posts don't go up straight away :verymad:

 

 

You should join in, Chester Y.P. Squelchfanny.

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Your agony will be over soon chaps. Noted with some glee the other day that their stuff has caught the eye of the neddier Cav/City types and it's therefore only a matter of time before the yahs step back out of this fad. Thousands of the buggers are walking about in 'identikit yah costumes but that's not considered common? Weirdos.

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Hate all these bitches that walk around like they've flicked through a copy of Heat, picked out what some WAG was wearing then drape themselves in some cheap sweatshop made shit with a fancy nametag and a pair of Ugg boots, thinking it's a good look as they walk around town with their Costa Coffee, because Starbucks is sooooo last year, you know?

 

Standing there with their grotesque haircut and vulgar purple cotton tracksuit, as they tap away on their iPhone4 updating Zara, Bella-Louise and Pneumonia on facebook about their slightly gay boyfriend's new outfit that she's picked out.

 

They're all disgusting, vile ****wits who'd shag a dog if it got them noticed.

 

You want to make them cry, LP?

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Acey

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My name is Electra-Aurora.

It's Greek and Latin and means shining dawn. I love it, but its quite strange so I think its lucky that its turned out to suit me!

My parents love greek mythology and astronomy - my sisters are called Hera-Andromeda and Artemis.

My brother is called Nero, and we have a dog called Hermes!

Some of you have such lovely names, it's really interesting reading about them!

 

:vrface: :vrface: :vrface: :vrface: :vrface: :vrface: :vrface: :vrface:

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Ryan Gosling

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Natalie Page the pictures of me and my mates are not up on here...?

2 hours ago ?

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Jack Wills where was you're photo taken?

2 hours ago ?

 

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Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC

Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC

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Luke Thomas wrote this:

 

All you dumb ***** that buy boring plain clothing for stupid prices just because it has a jack wills logo on it! Get a life and be yourself instead of suckering into this boring crap , hooie ?20 , same hoodie with "JACK WILLS" on it ?60 , Your getting mugged of , Use your head folks and dont buy this crap , or hollister ect. :)

 

Then a lovely sounding lassie called Primrose Bigwood ( :vrface: ) wrote this:

 

Just because we don't all buy are (sic) hoodies from primark Luke ;-)

 

Must all be Primark shoppers. :(

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Ryan Gosling

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Luke Thomas wrote this:

 

All you dumb ***** that buy boring plain clothing for stupid prices just because it has a jack wills logo on it! Get a life and be yourself instead of suckering into this boring crap , hooie ?20 , same hoodie with "JACK WILLS" on it ?60 , Your getting mugged of , Use your head folks and dont buy this crap , or hollister ect. :)

 

Then a lovely sounding lassie called Primrose Bigwood ( :vrface: ) wrote this:

 

Just because we don't all buy are (sic) hoodies from primark Luke ;-)

 

Must all be Primark shoppers. :(

 

 

SERIOUSLY?!

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Luke Thomas wrote this:

 

All you dumb ***** that buy boring plain clothing for stupid prices just because it has a jack wills logo on it! Get a life and be yourself instead of suckering into this boring crap , hooie ?20 , same hoodie with "JACK WILLS" on it ?60 , Your getting mugged of , Use your head folks and dont buy this crap , or hollister ect. :)

 

Then a lovely sounding lassie called Primrose Bigwood ( :vrface: ) wrote this:

 

Just because we don't all buy are (sic) hoodies from primark Luke ;-)

 

Must all be Primark shoppers. :(

 

 

You genuinely couldn't make that up.

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Malcolm Tucker

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Primrose Bigwood?

 

 

 

:mellow:

 

 

 

 

 

I doubt I've laughed this much at a thread in ages. What a bunch of absolute tits.

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Ryan Gosling

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Krystina Perry

If I could I would wear jack wills all the time, O wait I do! Hahahaha. Good times, Come on lets kill some chavs whilst riding our stallions xoxoxox

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The People's Chimp

The People's Chimp

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Post after post about how good their private education was, yet they're all fecking illiterate.

 

Still, they've got great hairstyling tips.

 

What kind of hairstyle do you want??? I'm guessing that you want the preppy bedhead, jack wills style kinda hair do (as a lot of people want that kind of hair do!)? If so I would use either sea salt spray or mouse and then sea salt spray on top, but not mousse on its own. Spray the sea salt on your hair whilst it's damp and scrunch up your hair hair as you go to create slight waves. Keep applying the sea salt spray untill you have acheived the look you wanted to create. x

 

 

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P-Dizzle

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Frederick Alexander Geddington-Smyth felt the need to join.

 

He selected Other instead of Mr or Miss, because he doesn't like to be labed. And he's so glad he's found likeminded people on a fashion brand forum.

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BoJack Horseman

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Re: Names for future children :)

 

summer101

 

 

Join Date: 02/04/2010

Fav Store: Covent Garden

Posts: 59

 

 

girl = kesha,chaz-chaz,lorrie or imii ooohhh or may.

boy = brendon,cole,runole or keano

 

...

 

CHAZ-CHAZ

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Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC

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i have so many :)

Boys: jasper, noah, efron, magnus, axel, elijiah, iver, kenneth, maverick, pax, cias, cordon, sonic, miller, bast, ted, lucious, tyler, roxas.

girls: pandora, mercia, emiri, arden, akemi, riley

 

 

MAVERICK.

 

Hi Maverick, cordon and sonic, are you coming to the Hearts game today lol?

 

:vrface:

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MAVERICK.

 

Hi Maverick, cordon and sonic, are you coming to the Hearts game today lol?

 

:vrface:

 

Yah, we're sitting with Pax and Cias.

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BoJack Horseman

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Re: Names for future children :)

 

MegMogtheJackWillsFrog

 

 

Join Date: 20/10/2009

Fav Store: Richmond

Posts: 44

Girls:

Devon

Everry

Rosalie

Jadie-Megan

Marins-Jacob

Hettie

Bernie [i know its a boys name]

Nevbecca [Nuh-becca]

Becka

Emmie

Madeline [after Madeline McCann]

 

Boys:

Chandler

Edward

Nathaniel [Nate for short]

 

 

I have so many ideas for girls' names octomum sounds appealing :D

 

I don't even...

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