wibble Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Fat arsed minger. FACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpyjambo Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Fat arsed minger. FACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted July 3, 2010 Author Share Posted July 3, 2010 Being a big fat minger would be fine if she sold herself as a TV cook. Sadly she stoops to the licking of the fingers and pouting at the camera. Utterly grotesque. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie fenwick Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Fat arsed minger. FACT yir erse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Old boot. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Filthy ride! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpyjambo Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Filthy ride! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 would rather shag Shaun Lawson not really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dot Cotton Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 would rather shag Shaun Lawson not really. again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalMac Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Being a big fat minger would be fine if she sold herself as a TV cook. Sadly she stoops to the licking of the fingers and pouting at the camera. Utterly grotesque. In that pic, when the head turns around, I'm expecting it to show a big bearded biker in a red top & black skirt. That is not an attractive picture. Can't say I've ever watched any of her programs but in newspaper photos she always seemed quite nice looking. However, expecting Nigel Lawson to produce an attractive child is a stretch of reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 No longer necessary to look at the ageing and over-rated Nigella in the kitchen these days, chaps - we've got other options. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 No longer necessary to look at the ageing and over-rated Nigella in the kitchen these days, chaps - we've got other options. :thumbsup: Roald Dahl - I would shag yer grandaughter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Sadly, Jamie fecking Cullum beat us to it. Still lovely, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 would rather shag Shaun Lawson not really. I'd rather shag Nigella, if you don't mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I'd rather shag anything with a pulse, if you don't mind. Sorted that for you Shaun"desperado"Lawson.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Fat arsed minger. FACT you must be gay FACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 you must be gay FACT My first thought too. Granted Nigella is not slim by any means, but fat? I don't think so. She is a mature woman with curves in all the right places, especially the chebs department. As a previous poster stated she would proably be utter filth in bed. Like Germany, I feel a semi coming up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 My first thought too. Granted Nigella is not slim by any means, but fat? I don't think so. She is a mature woman with curves in all the right places, especially the chebs department. As a previous poster stated she would proably be utter filth in bed. Like Germany, I feel a semi coming up! She also wears sussies. Fact. Thats good enough for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambos are go! Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Sophie has to strike a pose to appear sexy. Nigella only has to appear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Dear dear Of course every single one of us mortals would ride Nigella. :lol: :lol: to the liars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Filthy ride! I'm with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Dover Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 You wouldn't ??.............you cannot be serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bathjambo Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Count me in for the Yes camp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Lecter Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Firmly in the no camp with this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scuj1 Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 The gays are out in force in this thread Ride and a cracking breakfast in the morning. Yes please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Lecter Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 The gays are out in force in this thread Ride and a cracking breakfast in the morning. Yes please That I'm certainly not, just have standards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted July 4, 2010 Author Share Posted July 4, 2010 You wouldn't ??.............you cannot be serious That pic is about 12 yrs old. She is so fat around the arse now that the producers have decided that her bum must never be seen. Show me a recent picture of her below the waist and I'll be very surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Firmly in the no camp with this one Time to come out of the closet mate and come clean about your Erasure poster on your wall........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Hell yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jed The Jedi Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Dear dear Of course every single one of us mortals would ride Nigella. :lol: :lol: to the liars Ha Ha, saw this thread yesterday and wondered how long it would be before you jumped in. For the record i would until a certain part of me dropped off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted July 4, 2010 Author Share Posted July 4, 2010 Could people stop posting 15 yr old pictures of the hag. I want to see a full length picture of her taken within the last 2 years. I honestly believe that there isn't one in existence. Her ass has clearly grown to an extraordinary size. Nigella has been try-hard sexy since day 1 and that is a complete turnoff. For naturally sexy you need to look to the divine Carol Vorderman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jed The Jedi Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Could people stop posting 15 yr old pictures of the hag. I want to see a full length picture of her taken within the last 2 years. I honestly believe that there isn't one in existence. Her ass has clearly grown to an extraordinary size. Nigella has been try-hard sexy since day 1 and that is a complete turnoff. For naturally sexy you need to look to the divine Carol Vorderman. You chose your Avtar and username well my friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 January 2010. For a woman in her fifties, she's tremendous. I most certainly would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasavallan Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 For naturally sexy you need to look to the divine Carol Vorderman. Here's a 15 year old picture of natural sex... Just love the cardie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Here's a 15 year old picture of natural sex... Just love the cardie Natural sex looks a bit like Rik Mayall in that picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 How much comestic surgical work do you have to have done before you're "naturally sexy", by the way? PS. Nigella used to be ace, as the pictures on here prove, but she's ballooned and is starting to show her age. No shame in that, but Sophie is way better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasavallan Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 PS. Nigella used to be ace, as the pictures on here prove, but she's ballooned and is starting to show her age. No shame in that, but Sophie is way better. The trouble I have with Sophie Dahl is that for a cookery programme I can never remember what she was cooking. Why is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 The trouble I have with Sophie Dahl is that for a cookery programme I can never remember what she was cooking. Why is that? Oh, I can cook perfectly well without watching the recipes. Couldn't tell you a single dish she made in that series. Still watched every minute of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Firmly in the no camp with this one I've highlighted the key word in this post - hope that's ok! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Dover Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Could people stop posting 15 yr old pictures of the hag. I want to see a full length picture of her taken within the last 2 years. I honestly believe that there isn't one in existence. Her ass has clearly grown to an extraordinary size. Nigella has been try-hard sexy since day 1 and that is a complete turnoff. For naturally sexy you need to look to the divine Carol Vorderman. The Vordinator deserves her own thread IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 That I'm certainly not, just have standards Ha Ha And Ha *cough* bullshit *cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambos are go! Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 The Vordinator deserves her own thread IMO She did not look that hot on the Andrew Marr show this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 She's got great chebs. So what if she's put some beef on her ass. As a great man once said, the looser the waistband the deeper the quicksand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Come back next week when Jambo4Life1874 explains (lies) why he wouldn't sleep with Angelina Jolie, Cheryl Cole and Jennifer Aniston. Not to be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 She did not look that hot on the Andrew Marr show this morning. I'm afraid that Ms Vorderman has been blown out of the water now that the lovely Rachel Riley is on the scene! Carol who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only a Game Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 For naturally sexy you need to look to the divine Carol Vorderman. "Naturally" ?????? I'd check the chin, the cheekbones, the neck, the tits, the forehead and the nose again. Add the hair extensions and the fake tan and probably the teeth to that lot and the only thing "natural" in that whole picture is the bags under her eyes. i still would, but she is no where near "natural" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 I probably would, and I reckon all the people who are saying 'naw she's a minger n that ken eh??' would actually get in that quicker than a rat up a drain-pipe, should the opportunity ever arise. You know I'm right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Lecter Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Come back next week when Jambo4Life1874 explains (lies) why he wouldn't sleep with Angelina Jolie, Cheryl Cole and Jennifer Aniston. Not to be missed. He certainly would sleep with those 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Dover Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 She did not look that hot on the Andrew Marr show this morning. Hardly surprising, she's probably been getting pumped by half of the JKB membership the night before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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