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I'd like to be American then i could be a loud annoying prat and nobody would care as it would be expected of me anyway

 

 

 

But would you have a ponytail? That's the question.

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I'd like to be American then i could be a loud annoying prat and nobody would care as it would be expected of me anyway

 

I resemble that remark... :P

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I resemble that remark... :P

 

Gee. Wow. Kewl!

 

Dooooood!

 

Americans are so shallow, they make puddles jealous.

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Gee. Wow. Kewl!

 

Dooooood!

 

Americans are so shallow, they make puddles jealous.

 

Hey now...only on the West Coast...the other side is pretty nice. :cool:

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Do you mean "immense" as in "WOW, LOOK AT HER!", or "immense" as in "WOW, SHE'S ****ING HUUUUUUUUGE!" ?

 

:ninja:

 

Have you ever seen japanese women? They're all bloody anorexic!:ninja:

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Swiss. It would be great to live in Switzerland.

 

Always makes me think of that line from the Third Man

 

"... Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

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