Dave Spacey Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Was it sore:stuart: I wasn't the recieving one my pc should have a breathalizer on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PapaShango Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 I predict the date will be cancelled once she gets rodgered from someone else this weekend!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 My fellow Jambos after much deliberation. A date has been arranged for this coming Monday. Its after work so I'm thinking a couple of drinks in a nice bar in town followed by a bite to eat. Best look out the auld mans suit! I was about to question choosing a monday night, as her working in the morning may restrict the opportunity for you to get her peshed and then pumped, then I remembered you met her in Karma !! Good luck!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 I think it's a safe assumption that either D&C is a massive virgin or the worlds most clueless man when it comes to pulling burds. If this had been me and I'd sent that first text after winching her in a club, my first thought wouldn't be; "I'd better go on KB for some advice" It'd be; "I'd better get myself out at the weekend and try to slip a different burd a crippler." Unless this dame has beer flavoured flaps, I canny see why such a huge efforts being put into her. This has to be a contender for line of the year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theshed Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 My fellow Jambos after much deliberation. A date has been arranged for this coming Monday. Its after work so I'm thinking a couple of drinks in a nice bar in town followed by a bite to eat. Best look out the auld mans suit! she will probably have to cancelle as she will be all sore on monday night after some guy pulls her on sat night and takes her home then proceeds to pump her all sat night and most of sunday up untill tea time when they will get a pizza delivered and then start pumping again:10900: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 This is not just a date for Duck and Cover. This is a collective date for all of us! All of us? Does that mean that last in is the daddy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Might be an idea for D&C to take it easy in the 5-knuckle shuffle department over the weekend. You don't want blisters hampering your Monday night performance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosewood Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Might be an idea for D&C to take it easy in the 5-knuckle shuffle department over the weekend.You don't want blisters hampering your Monday night performance. True but it's always wise to clean the pipes before a big performance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Oh, fer sure. Just taking the keen edge off it will help considerably. I'd suggest between dessert and coffee. Might want to excuse yourself from the table first, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 All of us? Does that mean that last in is the daddy? This thread is so so wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 This thread is so so wrong. I bet your last in Doug! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 What a thread. d&c, you're like KB's son; we've seen you through troubling times in the courts, and now we're helping you to get your nat king. For future reference, you should name your first-born "Shaun Dot Lawson". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol1874 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 What a thread. d&c, you're like KB's son; we've seen you through troubling times in the courts, and now we're helping you to get your nat king. For future reference, you should name your first-born "Shaun Dot Lawson". Just don't ask said poster to write a few words for you to read out at the Christening, the bairn would need to go straight to school by the time you'd finished! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 I feel we've a played a part in this, couldn't have worked out better. When we gettin pictures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markie Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 she will probably have to cancelle as she will be all sore on monday night after some guy pulls her on sat night and takes her home then proceeds to pump her all sat night and most of sunday up untill tea time when they will get a pizza delivered and then start pumping again:10900: right own up, who pumped a lassie from Karma last night?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 If the OP has an X-Box this new game should help him. http://news.vgchartz.com/news.php?id=6182 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Where is Pete when you need some organisation. I do hope someone else has sorted out the photographer ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Where is Pete when you need some organisation. I do hope someone else has sorted out the photographer ?? Gas meter, away peparing for some rally next week. Have we got someone standing by if the lad needs a helping hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Just thought I'd pop on to wish D&c luck. Do it (by which I mean her) for the fans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I'm getting nervous about our date! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 This time tomorrow JKB will be on a date Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markie Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 This time tomorrow JKB will be on a date Not going to be able to concentrate at work tomorrow with the nerves. Any last minute tips for d&c?? 1. Change your bed and clean your pad, perfect for getting her pumped on to JKB for more valuable tips.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Not going to be able to concentrate at work tomorrow with the nerves. Any last minute tips for d&c?? 1. Change your bed and clean your pad, perfect for getting her pumped on to JKB for more valuable tips.. Mind an wash yer willy after cleaning the pipes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I'm getting nervous about our date! I know, me too. I mean, what should we wear? It's a long time since I've been on a date as part of a collective entity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I hope you're no planning on wearing any Duck & Cover gear to this date! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I never been this nervous the night before a date for years. How will I sleep tonight? p.s tell me if they do taste of beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 DuckandCover, I've been thinking about what advice I could give you before the big collective date so that you have the best chance of doing us proud. The only thing that I can think of is that I've always found Durex Extra Large condoms to be the best fit. I hope this helps! Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 DuckandCover, I've been thinking about what advice I could give you before the big collective date so that you have the best chance of doing us proud. The only thing that I can think of is that I've always found Durex Extra Large condoms to be the best fit. I hope this helps! Good luck! He needs advice on the actual date bit first man, not what to wrap the body in once he's bludgeoned her to death with his nan's slipper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphonseCapone Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Just read every page, worth every second! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenbo Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Oooooo the big day!!! So excited for D&C!!! Honest guv'nor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 The big day has arrived. Play it cool buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted December 14, 2009 Author Share Posted December 14, 2009 Just had a text from the bint saying that her gran is unwell and she is unable to make tonight. Likely story. So all in all I've made an arse of myself. Especially giving a running commentary of all the events on the internet! She said on the text that we could meet at the weekend. No thanks love. Number getting deleted for good. Back to the drawing board! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Just had a text from the bint saying that her gran is unwell and she is unable to make tonight. Likely story. So all in all I've made an arse of myself. Especially giving a running commentary of all the events on the internet! She said on the text that we could meet at the weekend. No thanks love. Number getting deleted for good. Back to the drawing board! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Shyt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenbo Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 It might be a genuine reason buddy. Stick with it mate, we're all routing for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted December 14, 2009 Author Share Posted December 14, 2009 It might be a genuine reason buddy. Stick with it mate, we're all routing for you Cheers mate. Wouldn't imagine anyone would be sick enough to lie about something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 you'd be surprised. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2007/sep/15/newsstory.sport4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Cheers mate. Wouldn't imagine anyone would be sick enough to lie about something like that. Your right..... Woman always want chased, stick with it. You can use her dicking you around to get her in the sack quicker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Don't give in yet D&C!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent B.A Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Ask her out again then. Don't take no for an answer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Nooooooooooo! Thats gutting! But to just delete her number again would be foolish in the extreme. Just re arrange another day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Send her Gran some flowers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theshed Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Just had a text from the bint saying that her gran is unwell and she is unable to make tonight. Likely story. So all in all I've made an arse of myself. Especially giving a running commentary of all the events on the internet! She said on the text that we could meet at the weekend. No thanks love. Number getting deleted for good. Back to the drawing board! just as i thought....she is probably still sore from the pumping she took from the guy she met on sat night:10900: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshallschunkychicken Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 How have I missed this thread until now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Just had a text from the bint saying that her gran is unwell and she is unable to make tonight. Likely story. So all in all I've made an arse of myself. Especially giving a running commentary of all the events on the internet! She said on the text that we could meet at the weekend. No thanks love. Number getting deleted for good. Back to the drawing board! She is ill DC,there is a nasty bug going around, I heard on the news that it is almost 40% of the country is suffering from the winter sniffles or flu like symptoms. Trust me, she wouldnt just cancel a date and even if she did, it would because she is nervous. Rearrange it for Friday night, get a few proper drinks before and after the date, then there is more chance of taking her home and butchering her squidger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everybody loves Baz Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Nooooooooooo! Thats gutting! But to just delete her number again would be foolish in the extreme. Just re arrange another day. Don't delete her number D&C, Put the Bints number on here and let "Audioslaves Silver tounge" chat her up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted December 14, 2009 Author Share Posted December 14, 2009 Cheers Scott. I still have the number in my phone. I'll leave till later in the week and see if she fancys the weekend. Just hate the thought of her trying to take the pish out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Cheers Scott. I still have the number in my phone. I'll leave till later in the week and see if she fancys the weekend. Just hate the thought of her trying to take the pish out of me. Nah, man up and get a text to her now to rearrange the date... obviously say your sad to hear about her gran but get something in the diary for another date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 leave it until tommorow. Rearranging today would be far to keen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Cheers Scott. I still have the number in my phone. I'll leave till later in the week and see if she fancys the weekend. Just hate the thought of her trying to take the pish out of me. As if anyone would... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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