The Wicker Man Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Grant the above posters wish - but with a twist. example I wish for a curry and a cold pint of lager Granted - the curry is bland and the lagers flat. I wish Scotland had qualified for the World Cup... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Grant the above posters wish - but with a twist. example Granted - the curry is bland and the lagers flat. I wish Scotland had qualified for the World Cup... Granted. Scotland have successfully qualified for the Tiddlywinks world cup. I wish that grass wasn't green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 I wish Scotland had qualified for the World Cup... Granted - and you've got front row seats for the gents 100kg+ synchronised swimming. I wish I was a professional footballer. (Have fun with that one ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodethejambo Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 I wish Scotland had qualified for the World Cup... Your wish is granted We are drawn against C?te d'Ivoire Honduras Korea And still dont get through to the next round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wicker Man Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 I wish that grass wasn't green. Granted - grass is now brown so you can't see there the dog poo is. I wish for a big mac and fries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Granted. Scotland have successfully qualified for the Tiddlywinks world cup. I wish that grass wasn't green. Granted, its now maroon but your garden now grows 2 feet every day. I wish I lived in Belgium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodethejambo Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 [/b] Granted, its now maroon but your garden now grows 2 feet every day. I wish I lived in Belgium. Wish granted you now stay in Belgium with 15 gay h*bby supporters I wish for world peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Wish granted you now stay in Belgium with 15 gay h*bby supporters I wish for world peace Granted, but to achieve this you must live in Belgium with me and 15 hobos! I wish I was sober. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Granted However you are now hungover I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 GrantedHowever you are now hungoverI wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller.Granted, but you keep smacking your head off door frames and you are now baw deep up Calton Hill. I wish this hangover would go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do The Dance Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 GrantedHowever you are now hungover I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. Granted, but you have a munter of a girlfriend, and you have lost the ability to use a telephone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wicker Man Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 No one has granted Boof's wish I wish I was a professional footballer. (Have fun with that one ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Granted - and you've got front row seats for the gents 100kg+ synchronised swimming. I wish I was a professional footballer. (Have fun with that one ) Granted. You are Derek Riordan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Granted, but you have a munter of a girlfriend, and you have lost the ability to use a telephone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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