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I have a human condom. He is a 2 1/2 year old called Logan Heaney who now insists that his place of sleep is between my wife and I :eek:

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Even when drunk this tool will help you with a condom.

 

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I see you keep your nails trimmed ;)

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Miller Jambo 60
Princess Diana coroner's inquest, he's been called to testify.

 

Condon that is, not Doug.

 

My goodness make a wee mistake on KB:)

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Even when drunk this tool will help you with a condom.

 

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It seems that Google's number of searches for "condom" have drastically risen in the last 15 minutes.:laugh:

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I P Knightley
My goodness make a wee mistake on KB:)

 

But there was a French rugby player in the '80s called Jean Condom.

 

The English commentator (Nigel Stammerer-Smurf) pussyfooted around it making it sound like (put your best hawheehaww French accent on) "Corngdorng"

 

Our own Bill McLaren had no truck with that nonsense. "And there goes big Condom, straight up the middle"

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Even when drunk this tool will help you with a condom.

 

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Looks a handy device, as long as you don't get thicker than your thumb!:eek:

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Even when drunk this tool will help you with a condom.

 

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Deek, your thumb looks a bit crinkled, like you've had it in a wet environment for a while.........:confused:

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Patrick Bateman
Jesus christ.

 

Why speak of such false prophets in the presence of our messiah?

 

 

Doug46 is lord of us all.

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