Ragnar Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Ran out of rolling papers to smoke mein tobacco... Anything I can use around the house as an alternative? Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Ran out of rolling papers to smoke mein tobacco... Anything I can use around the house as an alternative? Cheers. You could always go to the shop and buy some papers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted July 27, 2009 Author Share Posted July 27, 2009 You could always go to the shop and buy some papers. In teh countryside ATM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Ran out of rolling papers to smoke mein tobacco... Anything I can use around the house as an alternative? Cheers. In teh countryside ATM. house or country? or a house in the country? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Loverman Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Ran out of rolling papers to smoke mein tobacco... Anything I can use around the house as an alternative? Cheers. what about a banana leaf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibrahim Tall Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Bog roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lithuania Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Got a newspaper ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted July 27, 2009 Author Share Posted July 27, 2009 I was thinking the bible but I guess that would be bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 In teh countryside ATM. Well you are ****ed then cold turkey it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lithuania Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I was thinking the bible but I guess that would be bad. That actually might work . I think the lord would like you to satisfy your needs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jed The Jedi Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Defo the bible, with some egg white to make it stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 got a can? use an old beer/juice can to make a makeshift 'bong'. Bend it in the middle middle to make a 'dish' for the baccy. pierce holes in the indented part. Put the baccy on and light it. Inhale through the opening you'd drink out of. Essentially it will be a home made pipe. Depends how desperate you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I was thinking the bible but I guess that would be bad. are you in the countryside or in a house? in the event of it being a house, is it the house of god seeing as you're considering burning the holy scriptures? i sense thunder and lightning tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambo Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 ?20 note Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Greaseproof paper? Cake cup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 make yerself a bong with a bottle and tin foil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chewbacca Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Hotknifes!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Hotknifes!!!!! oldskool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Grimes Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 lean your head right back, balance as much tobacco as you can on your chin, light it & away you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Get outside and fetch yourself a garden worm. Lay the baccy in a line in front of the worm. Give the worm around 30 minutes to eat its way through the baccy & then dry the worm out in the oven on a low heat for about 15 minutes. Remove from the oven and leave it for a few minutes to cool down. Light up and smoke away. The obvious thing to do is gather a dozen or so worms at a time to save on the gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Get outside and fetch yourself a garden worm.Lay the baccy in a line in front of the worm. Give the worm around 30 minutes to eat its way through the baccy & then dry the worm out in the oven on a low heat for about 15 minutes. Remove from the oven and leave it for a few minutes to cool down. Light up and smoke away. The obvious thing to do is gather a dozen or so worms at a time to save on the gas. LOL!!! you are mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Old bible on thin paper defo works.... can use garden twine or thread to hold it together if it doesnt stick. Either that or makeshift crack pipe... One empty can and stab holes in one end and smoke it thru the drinking bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scots civil war Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 ive run out of summat as well pm`s are most welcome:compute: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Tarts 1874 Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I was thinking the bible but I guess that would be bad. God provides in mysterious ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo1874 Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Once witnessed a tampax wrapper opened carefully and filled and then stuck back together and smoked.honestly this is true.guy said he read it in a survival guide.it did work though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Get outside and fetch yourself a garden worm.Lay the baccy in a line in front of the worm. Give the worm around 30 minutes to eat its way through the baccy & then dry the worm out in the oven on a low heat for about 15 minutes. Remove from the oven and leave it for a few minutes to cool down. Light up and smoke away. The obvious thing to do is gather a dozen or so worms at a time to save on the gas. I think this is my favourite ever post on any incarnation of Kickback! Well played that man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig R Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 house or country? or a house in the country? He lives in a house a very big house in the country He ran out of skins and went raking through bins in the country But the bins turned up nowt So he's asking about In the country. Oh he's needing advice Cos being skinless aint nice in the country. Hope this clarifies matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S2H Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 He lives in a housea very big house in the country He ran out of skins and went raking through bins in the country But the bins turned up nowt So he's asking about In the country. Oh he's needing advice Cos being skinless aint nice in the country. Hope this clarifies matters. quality sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Ran out of rolling papers to smoke mein tobacco... Anything I can use around the house as an alternative? Cheers. Ask the guy in the Cell next to you for some, You can swap for some Chocolate!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 For some reason, "Withnail and I" comes to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikeDudley Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Once witnessed a tampax wrapper opened carefully and filled and then stuck back together and smoked.honestly this is true.guy said he read it in a survival guide.it did work though. the best bit about this is how smoking tobacco would be involved in a survival guide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Macaroons Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Ive seen someone ..... 1) gently roll a cigarette at the 'open' end to empty out all tobacco, leaving himself with a 'carcass'. 2) add something to wee pile of tobacco 3) push/pack back in to cigarette carcass slowly but surley using match. 4) snap off filter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 If you're going to use the scriptures use pages from Lamentations. I've never heard a sermon on Lamentations and it's kind of apt. You'll need an Old Testament though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 If you're going to use the scriptures use pages from Lamentations. I've never heard a sermon on Lamentations and it's kind of apt. You'll need an Old Testament though... The central theme of Lamentations: Lamentations 3:19-24 Remember my affliction and my wanderings,the wormwood and the gall! My soul continually remembers it and is bowed down within me. But this I call to mind, and therefore I have hope: The steadfast love of the Lord never ceases; his mercies never come to an end; they are new m every morning; great is your faithfulness. “The Lord is my portion,” says my soul, “therefore I will hope in him.” **** happens but God rocks. Marks out of 10 for my message? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Spot on CH. And appropriate for the OP's dilemma. Jehovah Jireh, My God provides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 got a can? use an old beer/juice can to make a makeshift 'bong'. Bend it in the middle middle to make a 'dish' for the baccy. pierce holes in the indented part. Put the baccy on and light it. Inhale through the opening you'd drink out of. Essentially it will be a home made pipe. Depends how desperate you are. Nice toxic paint fumes there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 For some reason, "Withnail and I" comes to mind. I love that film! Monty you terrible cu*t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I love that film! Monty you terrible cu*t! "we've gone on holiday by mistake!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 "we've gone on holiday by mistake!" My favourite line is when the policeman is at the car and his response is: 'I'm not drunk, I've just had a few Ales thats all!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 In teh countryside ATM. If you're by a cash machine, surely you can't be that far from a shop ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I've used the gummed flap of an envelope in the past, in drunken desperation. Now use gumless papers called Rashidi. You just nibble along the long end to roughen the edge and when you lick it sticks just like normal papers. If you can find thin enough paper it might work on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverymoon92 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 the edge of an envelope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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