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Siphiwe Tshabalala

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how come the thread titled "where is this"has almost 400 more posts than this one?

can we merge the threads and take posts to almost 11,000?

 

It's a more interesting thread.

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Bollocks!!

 

Why why why did you have to bring this up AGAIN!!

 

God damm!

 

 

Im not posting on this any more...

 

 

......unless it's to say "im no posting on here any more"..

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morning cabbie,how are you keeping

Good Evening, I'm doing fine.

 

Lost Kickback for a few days. WTF happened?

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Frankenstein Jambo.

It has not been a very good ride, but I am offically going all out to help the JKB cause and post until this has beaten the world record.

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:lol:

 

:lol::lol::lol:

 

Excellent, Captain Oates. :thumbsup:

 

Never thought I'd see this again. :whistling:

 

Good to have it back, looong may it continue. :ninja:

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:lol::lol::lol:

 

Excellent, Captain Oates. :thumbsup:

 

Never thought I'd see this again. :whistling:

 

Good to have it back, looong may it continue. :ninja:

1st time I've seen this thread :)

 

It has injected my sad life with purpose ) B)

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1st time I've seen this thread :)

 

It has injected my sad life with purpose ) B)

 

Deserves to be a sticky.

 

I too now have something to fill the 5 hours a day that isn't sleep or youtube. :teehee:

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Surely it would be better making it an never ending thread?? IF this does get into record books then stops someone will just beat it! So only option is to keep posting random rubbish and stupid youtube clips till JBK (internet) is no more. Personally i think it's a waste of time! :whistling::rolleyes:

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I will donate 5 vlads to the 1st poster who can tell me which ex-hearts player I am.

 

I share a name with a current everton striker.

I scored against dundee.

I scored against stenhousemuir from 12 yards out.

I only played for one season.

I also played for the canneries and the highlight of my time there was a hat-trick vs the toffees.

I've retired from footy.

One of my middle names is the same as an ex-rangers Italian defender's first name.

 

Nb I'm not really this player it's just a bit of fun.

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I will donate 5 vlads to the 1st poster who can tell me which ex-hearts player I am.

 

I share a name with a current everton striker.

I scored against dundee.

I scored against stenhousemuir from 12 yards out.

I only played for one season.

I also played for the canneries and the highlight of my time there was a hat-trick vs the toffees.

I've retired from footy.

One of my middle names is the same as an ex-rangers Italian defender's first name.

 

Nb I'm not really this player it's just a bit of fun.

 

Gary McSwegan?

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I will donate 5 vlads to the 1st poster who can tell me which ex-hearts player I am.

 

I share a name with a current everton striker.

I scored against dundee.

I scored against stenhousemuir from 12 yards out.

I only played for one season.

I also played for the canneries and the highlight of my time there was a hat-trick vs the toffees.

I've retired from footy.

One of my middle names is the same as an ex-rangers Italian defender's first name.

 

Nb I'm not really this player it's just a bit of fun.

Beckford?

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We're a bit messed if they require any content for the thread.

 

I thought we had stopped replacing swearing with stupid words like messed. Apparently not. Actually we could discuss that at length to boost the post count here.

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I had a weird dream last night....

 

I was standing at a bus stop in morningside (the one beside costcutter) with Eddie Murphy. Eddie had a full size cordless oven with him, attempting to cook chicken nuggets. This seemed completely normal to me, as I watched Eddie turn up the oven to 200? , to begin the pre-heat process. Passers by didn't bat an eyelid, and Eddie seemed a lot quieter than he is on screen.

 

Eddie began to place the nuggets on the baking tray, spreading them evenly, while I stood watching the bus times. Suddenly, Eddie took out a bottle of water, and poured it all over the nuggets.

I started to panic, as I realised that the nuggets wouldn't be ready in time for our bus arriving at the stop, and Eddie seemed to think that pouring water on the nuggets would quicken the cooking process.

Eddie and I ended up trudging up morningside road struggling with the cooker, bumping into folk as we went.

Then I woke up..

 

What does it all mean? :(

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