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lost in space
Posted
On 17/04/2026 at 13:39, OBE said:

Golf trip 14th - 21st May, aye ah ken timing is pish, who knew? Dilemma is to print or not to print Hearts champions 25/26 tee-shirt prior to travel...?:sweeet:...Tattoo parlour in town also...:brows:...Hobo, Sevco and Victim fans in the group, could be the trip of a lifetime for so many reasons.

 

Need to still have a chance after the 13th May or maybe our Hearts will already be "William Hill Premiership 25/26 CHAMPIONS" ...Who knows?

Get it printed without the dates. If you can't wear this year - good chance you will in next 5 years.

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hmfc_liam06
Posted
22 minutes ago, lost in space said:

Get it printed without the dates. If you can't wear this year - good chance you will in next 5 years.


If you could take this conversation to WhatsApp, please.

lost in space
Posted
55 minutes ago, hmfc_liam06 said:


If you could take this conversation to WhatsApp, please.

Ouch!

Tommy Brown
Posted
4 hours ago, hmfc_liam06 said:


If you could take this conversation to WhatsApp, please.

You forgot to mention that we are playing Archerfield Fidrs  tomorrow.

:whistling:

lost in space
Posted
1 hour ago, Tommy Brown said:

You forgot to mention that we are playing Archerfield Fidrs  tomorrow.

:whistling:

Could you all list your games each day + courses played, plans, arrangements, scores, transport arrangements, type of ball used, review of each course, clubhouse service, parking, green speed.

Then enter all this info on a new thread called - "Golf stuff that absolutely nobody wants to know".

Thanks.

hmfc_liam06
Posted

Played today.

 

A very poor 84. Was a nice morning so walked to the course, thought it would have been a good warm up but I started with a double bogey. So probably won’t do that again.

 

Picked the first ball out my bag, was a Titleist Tour Soft. Again, didn’t play well, so probably won’t use that ball again.

 

Course isn’t in brilliant nick, desperate for warmth and a period without rain. Greens had just been topped dressed. Resulted in differing speeds, which didn’t help my terrible putting.

 

Had plans afterwards so didn’t hang about, heard the new caterer is decent though. Must try it sometime.

 

Hopefully tomorrow brings a change of fortune. That’s the round at Archerfield as an FYI for those interested.

lost in space
Posted
59 minutes ago, hmfc_liam06 said:

Played today.

 

A very poor 84. Was a nice morning so walked to the course, thought it would have been a good warm up but I started with a double bogey. So probably won’t do that again.

 

Picked the first ball out my bag, was a Titleist Tour Soft. Again, didn’t play well, so probably won’t use that ball again.

 

Course isn’t in brilliant nick, desperate for warmth and a period without rain. Greens had just been topped dressed. Resulted in differing speeds, which didn’t help my terrible putting.

 

Had plans afterwards so didn’t hang about, heard the new caterer is decent though. Must try it sometime.

 

Hopefully tomorrow brings a change of fortune. That’s the round at Archerfield as an FYI for those interested.

You could have added-

"Bored everybody on JKB with a post. Won't do that again"

Bryson De Jambo
Posted

I've been playing golf for a good few years and I still get a rage, when I land in a divot. 

Honestly, why the **** do I not get a free drop. I have hit the ball on the fairway, why am I being penalised for something I haven't caused. It really is an infuriating rule. 
 

Had the classic round of 2 halves yesterday. Front 9 was a 46 back 9 shot a 33. Though landing in 3 divots and a spectacular 4 putt on the first hole, didn't help my scoring on front 9😕

 

To those playing Fidra today, enjoy. The course is in decent condition and greens have come on massively the last few weeks. I’ll need to keep an eye out for some shifty looking golfers today though🤣 

 

Will be interested to see how the non members find the course. 
 

 

 

hmfc_liam06
Posted
22 minutes ago, Bryson De Jambo said:

I've been playing golf for a good few years and I still get a rage, when I land in a divot. 

Honestly, why the **** do I not get a free drop. I have hit the ball on the fairway, why am I being penalised for something I haven't caused. It really is an infuriating rule. 
 

Had the classic round of 2 halves yesterday. Front 9 was a 46 back 9 shot a 33. Though landing in 3 divots and a spectacular 4 putt on the first hole, didn't help my scoring on front 9😕

 

To those playing Fidra today, enjoy. The course is in decent condition and greens have come on massively the last few weeks. I’ll need to keep an eye out for some shifty looking golfers today though🤣 

 

Will be interested to see how the non members find the course. 
 

 

 


Sorry, we’re not allowed to discuss golf on the golf thread.

Posted
18 hours ago, lost in space said:

Get it printed without the dates. If you can't wear this year - good chance you will in next 5 years.

 

Good advice, thanks :thumb:. Wrong side of 65 bud, tide is ebbing, still fit as, but need a Prem title, like the morn...:flag2:

Posted
1 hour ago, hmfc_liam06 said:


Sorry, we’re not allowed to discuss golf on the golf thread.

 

Aye we urr...:smuggy: Playing Las Colinas, Lo Romero x2, Roda & La Manga, all for under £1150, Prestwick parking, flights & villa.

hmfc_liam06
Posted
Just now, OBE said:

 

Aye we urr...:smuggy: Playing Las Colinas, Lo Romero x2, Roda & La Manga, all for under £1150, Prestwick parking, flights & villa.


Nice 👌 group of you going?


Boys from my club are heading out to Florida next week, Sawgrass on the itinerary. Jealous!

 

Posted
1 hour ago, hmfc_liam06 said:


Nice 👌 group of you going?


Boys from my club are heading out to Florida next week, Sawgrass on the itinerary. Jealous!

 

 

Perfect 8, 3 Jambo's, 2 Hobbo's, 2 Zombie's & a Victim.

 

Sawgrass...:love:

 

Big retirement holiday in Canada/America back in 2024. Applied for masters tickets, Kb'd. Band that I follow were playing their Big-Splash extravaganza @ Moon Palace, Cancun, Kb'd, because they decided to play a North American tour instead. If lucky, my itinerary was gonna be; Masters, Sawgrass & trip to Cancun. The band are all golfers and could've had the chance to play with them on Moon Palace's golf course. Previous years, the band organised comps with special guest...John (mullet) Daly. Trade-off was Nashville, to see the band, Memphis (Graceland) and Beale St...BB Kings gaff was/is a shit-hole/rip-off! and then calm...a fortnight in Canada.

hmfc_liam06
Posted

Thoroughly enjoyed the Fidra course today thanks to @Disser Pointon.

 

Superb golf course, especially the first 11/12 holes through the pine trees. Last few were a complete contrast but brilliant in their own way.

 

I won’t mention the score @Samuel Camazzola @Tommy Brown 😅

 

Disser Pointon
Posted
Just now, hmfc_liam06 said:

Thoroughly enjoyed the Fidra course today thanks to @Disser Pointon.

 

Superb golf course, especially the first 11/12 holes through the pine trees. Last few were a complete contrast but brilliant in their own way.

 

I won’t mention the score @Samuel Camazzola @Tommy Brown 😅

 

Cheers for carrying me the first 9, got my shit together a bit on the back half. 😍

hmfc_liam06
Posted
13 minutes ago, Disser Pointon said:

Cheers for carrying me the first 9, got my shit together a bit on the back half. 😍


It was the halfway Guinness that turned you round 😂

Disser Pointon
Posted
27 minutes ago, hmfc_liam06 said:


It was the halfway Guinness that turned you round 😂

😎

hmfc_liam06
Posted

Definitely whet the appetite for a Kickback outing if folk were keen.

Spellczech
Posted

Damn, if my dad was still alive, he'd have loved this thread...

Posted

Matt Fitzpatrick just had an excellent shot from the bunker on the 18th.  Unbelievable, one of the best I've seen.  Alex and Matt on verge of winning.  

Shooter McGavin
Posted

As expected, the Saudi PIF aren’t going to be bankrolling LIV anymore.

Shooter McGavin
Posted

Popcorn time

 

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Fxxx the SPFL
Posted
27 minutes ago, Shooter McGavin said:

Popcorn time

 

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We’ll see all the LIV mob grovelling back to PGA tour I would make them fork out a large sum to be allowed back in.

El Prez
Posted

Get them back to Q School.

 

:jj:

 

 

hmfc_liam06
Posted
5 minutes ago, El Prez said:

Get them back to Q School.

 

:jj:

 

 

 

And once they (if they) qualify they have to pay the penalty that Koepka and Reed paid.

El Prez
Posted
11 minutes ago, hmfc_liam06 said:

 

And once they (if they) qualify they have to pay the penalty that Koepka and Reed paid.

That's the bare minimum. Richard Bland be as well just retiring, for example. 

 

Wonder if Westwood & Poulter will be as active on social media in the next 24-36hrs.

 

 

Posted

I have no time for Poulter or Westwood. Poulter was always a dick, but he's even more insufferable since LIV. I want neither near the Ryder Cup as captains or vice captains in the future. They made their bed and they can **** off and lie in it.

 

Henrik Stenson another that can **** off. Though the silver lining to him joining LIV is he lost his Ryder Cup captaincy and this brought in the Luke Donald era.

hmfc_liam06
Posted
32 minutes ago, El Prez said:

That's the bare minimum. Richard Bland be as well just retiring, for example. 

 

Wonder if Westwood & Poulter will be as active on social media in the next 24-36hrs.

 

 

 

There's definitely going to be a fair few of them who cannot afford to pay the penalties.

 

Shame.

El Prez
Posted
36 minutes ago, hmfc_liam06 said:

 

There's definitely going to be a fair few of them who cannot afford to pay the penalties.

 

Shame.

Penny for Rick Shiels' & Hennie Zuel's thoughts now also. 

hmfc_liam06
Posted
11 minutes ago, El Prez said:

Penny for Rick Shiels' & Hennie Zuel's thoughts now also. 

 

I don't want to hear Rick Shiels voice for free never mind a penny :rofl:

Shooter McGavin
Posted
2 hours ago, El Prez said:

That's the bare minimum. Richard Bland be as well just retiring, for example. 

 

Wonder if Westwood & Poulter will be as active on social media in the next 24-36hrs.

They were both vocal on twitter recently saying all the rumours were "bulls*hit"

 

Lol.

Shooter McGavin
Posted

Stenson, Poulter, Westwood, McDowell, Bubba, Sergio etc's best days were well behind them - so they were always going to take the money. Phil in this camp also, despite winning the PGA in 2021. It's a shame to see those players finishing their careers associated with such a gimmicky entity.

 

Rahm, Cam Smith and Niemann totally stunted their careers - whilst being at the peak of their powers - which is quite sad as you want to see those players competing with the best at the highest level, not wasting prime years in meaningless events with poor fields, on average courses.

 

Bryson seems more interested in making content for YouTube, and will likely focus on that and just the majors going forward.

 

The team names/branding is cringy, and I always got the impression that the players looked miserable playing in those meaningless events, with naff music blasting, whilst having to pretend "The Cleeks", "The Range Goats" and "Fireballs" were serious brands.

 

Funny how this whole thing came about because of leverage, and now the players that jumped ship have none, and the PGA Tour has them by the short and curlies.

El Prez
Posted
18 minutes ago, Shooter McGavin said:

They were both vocal on twitter recently saying all the rumours were "bulls*hit"

 

Lol.

Long way back for a few of them.

 

Unfortunately for the likes of Poulter, Westwood, Stenson, etc, they're seniors now.

 

Don't think the Senior Tour will take them  either.

Posted

The next generation has already replaced them anyway.

Victorian
Posted

I don't believe in excluding golfers from competition because bad choices can be made and golf should include everyone to be the best test it can be.   But I would certainly make them go through the ranks before tour status.   And not to the disadvantage of up and coming or journeyman players.   I might tend to restrict their access to tour status on a numbers basis and see a few sweat at getting back in.   Welcome back but earn it.

The Mighty Thor
Posted

Q school.

 

And they should only get the priviliges based on their q school qualification just like the other players. 

 

**** them 

Ray Gin
Posted

They're all absolutely ****ing loaded now anyway. Kick back, relax, and just play golf for the fun of it without the stress of being on Tour.

 

They're living the dream! (or should be)

hmfc_liam06
Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, Ray Gin said:

They're all absolutely ****ing loaded now anyway. Kick back, relax, and just play golf for the fun of it without the stress of being on Tour.

 

They're living the dream! (or should be)


Far from them all tbh.

 

https://www.nationalclubgolfer.com/tour/liv-golf/how-much-has-each-liv-golfer-earned/

 

Worth noting that the average PGA Tour pro earns $1.5m annually, so quite a lot of LIV golfers earning below average against the PGA Tour.

Edited by hmfc_liam06
Ray Gin
Posted
1 hour ago, hmfc_liam06 said:


Far from them all tbh.

 

https://www.nationalclubgolfer.com/tour/liv-golf/how-much-has-each-liv-golfer-earned/

 

Worth noting that the average PGA Tour pro earns $1.5m annually, so quite a lot of LIV golfers earning below average against the PGA Tour.

 

Yeah I was thinking specifically of Poulter, Stenson and Westwood. All earned well over $10 million despite being past their best.

 

 

hmfc_liam06
Posted
24 minutes ago, Ray Gin said:

 

Yeah I was thinking specifically of Poulter, Stenson and Westwood. All earned well over $10 million despite being past their best.

 


Those are the guys I don’t blame for taking the cash.

 

I’ll never understand why Bryson, Smith, Rahm etc chose to go (money aside). It was always career suicide.

Ray Gin
Posted
27 minutes ago, hmfc_liam06 said:


Those are the guys I don’t blame for taking the cash.

 

I’ll never understand why Bryson, Smith, Rahm etc chose to go (money aside). It was always career suicide.

 

:spoton:

Pasquale for King
Posted

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Pasquale for King
Posted

Would guys like Poulter, Westwood and Stenson pay the fines to get back on the DP tour? Koepka paid $63m yo return to PGA tour, you would imagine De Chambeau would need to pay more than that, Rahm may need to do what Reed is doing and qualify through DP tour rankings. 

hmfc_liam06
Posted
2 hours ago, Pasquale for King said:

Would guys like Poulter, Westwood and Stenson pay the fines to get back on the DP tour? Koepka paid $63m yo return to PGA tour, you would imagine De Chambeau would need to pay more than that, Rahm may need to do what Reed is doing and qualify through DP tour rankings. 


Rahm is banned from the DP Tour as he refused the 6 mandatory tournaments.

El Prez
Posted
On 02/05/2026 at 13:54, hmfc_liam06 said:


Rahm is banned from the DP Tour as he refused the 6 mandatory tournaments.

Not any more...

Shooter McGavin
Posted

The PGA could be a complete birdie-fest, some of the players have come out already saying it’s wide open from the tees.

 

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Posted

Greens are super quick, so hopefully that'll be enough bite to stop runaway scores

 

dobmisterdobster
Posted

Rai could be a Sports Personality of the Year nominee

Disser Pointon
Posted
21 hours ago, dobmisterdobster said:

Rai could be a Sports Personality of the Year nominee

He'd need to get one first. 😂 Nothing against the guy but he's dull as dishwater.

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