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What I personally want from a Heart of Midlothian manager


John Findlay

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1. Doesnt give two fecks for the Scottish(Glasgow media).

 

2. Doesnt give two fecks for the gruesome twosome.

 

3. Doesnt give two fecks for the other nine teams in the league either.

 

4. Is an arrogant *******.

 

5. Doesnt give two fecks for all us opinionated gob****es(myself included)

on kickback.

 

6. Is a winner and produces a team of winners.

 

 

 

John

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1. Doesnt give two fecks for the Scottish(Glasgow media).

 

2. Doesnt give two fecks for the gruesome twosome.

 

3. Doesnt give two fecks for the other nine teams in the league either.

 

4. Is an arrogant *******.

 

5. Doesnt give two fecks for all us opinionated gob****es(myself included)

on kickback.

 

6. Is a winner and produces a team of winners.

 

 

 

John

 

Would do for me.

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Nelly Terraces

You cannae argue with that. I want someone almost Mourhinoesque in his arroagance. It's always good to be hated in football, you can never have enough.

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1. Doesnt give two fecks for the Scottish(Glasgow media).

 

2. Doesnt give two fecks for the gruesome twosome.

 

3. Doesnt give two fecks for the other nine teams in the league either.

 

4. Is an arrogant *******.

 

5. Doesnt give two fecks for all us opinionated gob****es(myself included)

on kickback.

 

6. Is a winner and produces a team of winners.

 

 

 

John

 

You were describing Vlad to a tee!!!

 

Until the last point! :confused:

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1. Doesnt give two fecks for the Scottish(Glasgow media).

 

2. Doesnt give two fecks for the gruesome twosome.

 

3. Doesnt give two fecks for the other nine teams in the league either.

 

4. Is an arrogant *******.

 

5. Doesnt give two fecks for all us opinionated gob****es(myself included)

on kickback.

 

6. Is a winner and produces a team of winners.

 

 

John

 

Which is why the new manager should NOT be Scottish.

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1. Doesnt give two fecks for the Scottish(Glasgow media).

 

2. Doesnt give two fecks for the gruesome twosome.

 

3. Doesnt give two fecks for the other nine teams in the league either.

 

4. Is an arrogant *******.

 

5. Doesnt give two fecks for all us opinionated gob****es(myself included)

on kickback.

 

6. Is a winner and produces a team of winners.

 

 

 

John

 

I would agree to all of that but what would also include

 

7. is a great motivating players who can make players with potential actully play what they can do (what Elliot needs.)

 

8. Is a great fan of youth and knows how to intergrate them into the full team.

 

9. Can get on well with Romanov (if we want the manager to stay.)

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1. Doesnt give two fecks for the Scottish(Glasgow media).

 

2. Doesnt give two fecks for the gruesome twosome.

 

3. Doesnt give two fecks for the other nine teams in the league either.

 

4. Is an arrogant *******.

 

5. Doesnt give two fecks for all us opinionated gob****es(myself included)

on kickback.

 

6. Is a winner and produces a team of winners.

 

 

 

John

SOUNESS?

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SOUNESS?

 

Certainly not.

 

If he was 20-25yrs younger Dave MacKay but alas the great man is not.

 

We blew it with George Burley. No other Scot springs to mind at present apart from Sir Alex Ferguson but well we missed the boat there a very long time ago.

 

Aidy Boothroyd at Watford would be my personal choice.

 

 

 

John

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I think Neil Warnock would fit points 1 to 5. We should have grabbed him when we had the chance.

 

 

6 though maybe up here he would

 

McGhee is odds on for the job though

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rudi must stay
1. Doesnt give two fecks for the Scottish(Glasgow media).

 

2. Doesnt give two fecks for the gruesome twosome.

 

3. Doesnt give two fecks for the other nine teams in the league either.

 

4. Is an arrogant *******.

 

5. Doesnt give two fecks for all us opinionated gob****es(myself included)

on kickback.

 

6. Is a winner and produces a team of winners.

 

 

 

John

 

 

much as I hate him, I think John Hughes has most of those qualities plus he would be cheaper than a big name

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Your rather ignorant manager wouldn't last long, if that was his personality.

 

1. Any successful manager should try to have a decent relationship with the country's press. They're going to print stories about his team so any influence he has can only be beneficial. Taking them on, or being rude to them, would do him no favours at all. Quite the reverse.

 

2. Not "giving a feck" about your opponents is a recipe for disaster. The best managers respect their adversaries, know them inside out and use their knowledge to defeat them. It's only fans who "don't give a feck" although by the number of Hibs related posts and references on here, most posters care an awful lot about them!!

 

3. Why must the manager be an arrogant *******? Surely someone who is approachable and has a bit of humility and class would better representative for his team and his fans? George Burley was potentially the most successful manager Tynecastle had ever seen and he's not an arrogant *******.

 

Or would Graeme Souness, Neil Lennon and John Collins be prefered to fit your rather cliche'd stereotype?

 

4. Are you really saying that a Hearts manager shouldn't care about his team's supporters? Or are you only referring to Kickback posters?

 

If it's the former, you're mad. If it's the latter, you'll get your wish. No manager in his right mind would pay attention to the minority of supporters who post on internet forums, who by the very nature of their pastime, generally hold the most extreme views.

 

Of course, your after-thought at point 6 would go a long way to help supporters tolerate your hypothetical manager's entirely obnoxious demeanor but if he didn't get success, he'd quickly be history.

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1. Doesnt give two fecks for the Scottish(Glasgow media).

 

2. Doesnt give two fecks for the gruesome twosome.

 

3. Doesnt give two fecks for the other nine teams in the league either.

 

4. Is an arrogant *******.

 

5. Doesnt give two fecks for all us opinionated gob****es(myself included)

on kickback.

 

6. Is a winner and produces a team of winners.

 

 

 

John

 

 

Ian Dowie is looking for a job.....

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peebles jambo
much as I hate him, I think John Hughes has most of those qualities plus he would be cheaper than a big name

 

too much of a hibby for me :sad:, probably his biggest fault in my eyes :P

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You were describing Vlad to a tee!!!

 

Until the last point! :confused:

 

Don't forget he did it before and I think he can do it again if he lets the new manager get on with the job.

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1. Doesnt give two fecks for the Scottish(Glasgow media).

 

2. Doesnt give two fecks for the gruesome twosome.

 

3. Doesnt give two fecks for the other nine teams in the league either.

 

4. Is an arrogant *******.

 

5. Doesnt give two fecks for all us opinionated gob****es(myself included)

on kickback.

 

6. Is a winner and produces a team of winners.

 

 

 

John

Your out of luck Fabio Cappello took the England job

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