My banana is half yellow half green....

[Flux]

.....what do i do?

[Goose Baxter]

.....what do i do?

 

Banana's should only be eaten by females!!!!

 

They look dirty as feck when they eat them. Just watch, funny as feck

[rustyboy]

So he must become a woman? Seems harsh, but if thems the rules!

[Praha06]

.....what do i do?

 

Green means its not ripened yet, but the fact its half yellow means its halfway there and therefore could actually be quite tasty.

 

But aye get ur bird to eat it.

[Gunny11]

see a doctor!

[Eggo]

.....what do i do?

 

 

Dip the green bit in yellow paint or vice versa....problem solved.

[Griclesfield]

unless he is a horses hoof ..

 

bananas should only be eaten behind closed doors unless you are a bird ?!

[hughesie27]

Eat the yellow half then save the rest for tommorow!

[Sir Digby Chicken Caesar]

Put it in a microwave

[Flux]

update.....

 

3/4 - yellow

 

1/4 - green

[casenauskis]

some ppl have too much time on their hands