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Has anyone else seen this wonderfully heartfelt piece of graffiti sprayed onto the side of the Sighthill pitches? changing rooms?

 

I wonder what is story behind it?

 

Could it be a modern day tragedy of angst-ridden love set within the Sighthill flats?

 

A race against time before Pam leaves for a new life in Wester Hailes as the towers get ready for demolition?

 

Or an apology for giving her a black eye and a kick in the funny?

 

I need to know. I don?t why, but I just do.

 

I?m sorry too, Pam. We all are.

 

 

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Chad Sexington

It's all over the subways at Sighthill too.

 

The guy's obviously got a tin of paint and ran amok in a fit of angst. :sorcerer:

 

It's the schemie Romeo and Juliet.

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You can only imagine the complete Jakeball that is Pam!!!!

 

I bet she's a right goer:sorcerer:

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You can only imagine the complete Jakeball that is Pam!!!!

 

I bet she's a right goer:sorcerer:

 

I'm thinking something along the lines of this...

 

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Has anyone else seen this wonderfully heartfelt piece of graffiti sprayed onto the side of the Sighthill pitches? changing rooms?

 

I wonder what is story behind it?

 

Could it be a modern day tragedy of angst-ridden love set within the Sighthill flats?

 

A race against time before Pam leaves for a new life in Wester Hailes as the towers get ready for demolition?

 

Or an apology for giving her a black eye and a kick in the funny?

 

I need to know. I don?t why, but I just do.

 

 

I?m sorry too, Pam. We all are.

 

 

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So its " Pam and her 5 sisters from now on " for the hero with the spray can:qqb016:

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Adi Dassler

"Melanie B, will you marry me"?

 

On the side of Scotmid at Parkhead.

 

"Any ^^^^ who spraffs anything aboot the Andersons on these walls will be a sorry c***".

 

Subway at Parkhead.

 

"P.Ness"

 

One from the 80's in same subway.

 

You can stick Banksy, Sighthill's where it's at.

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I'm thinking something along the lines of this...

 

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I was thinking schemie tart, far too much orange skin and Elizabeth Duke:10600::jiggy:

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I thinks ive found the burd !

 

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Will I Have To Be Sexy At Sixty?

by Pam Ayres

 

Will I have to be sexy at sixty?

Will I have to keep trying so hard?

Well I'm just going to slump

With my dowager's hump

And watch myself turn into lard.

 

I'm not going to keep exercising,

I'm not going to take HRT,

If a toy boy enquires

I'll say, "Hah! Hard luck squire!

Where were you in 73...?"

 

I'm not going to shave my moustaches,

I'm just going to let them all sprout,

My chins'll be double

All covered in stubble,

I'm going to become an Old Trout!

 

My beauty all gone and forgotten,

Vanished with never a quibble,

I'll sit here and just

Kind of gnaw at a crust

And squint at the telly, and dribble.

 

As my marbles get steadily fewer

Must I battle to keep my allure?

Have I still got to pout

Now my teeth have come out

And my husband has found pastures newer?

 

Farewell to the fad and the fashion,

Farewell to the young and the free!

My passion's expired,

At bedtime... I'm TIRED!

Sexy and sixty? Not me!

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Miller Jambo 60
I thinks ive found the burd !

 

travel-graphics-200_428963a.jpg

 

Will I Have To Be Sexy At Sixty?

by Pam Ayres

 

Will I have to be sexy at sixty?

Will I have to keep trying so hard?

Well I'm just going to slump

With my dowager's hump

And watch myself turn into lard.

 

I'm not going to keep exercising,

I'm not going to take HRT,

If a toy boy enquires

I'll say, "Hah! Hard luck squire!

Where were you in 73...?"

 

I'm not going to shave my moustaches,

I'm just going to let them all sprout,

My chins'll be double

All covered in stubble,

I'm going to become an Old Trout!

 

My beauty all gone and forgotten,

Vanished with never a quibble,

I'll sit here and just

Kind of gnaw at a crust

And squint at the telly, and dribble.

 

As my marbles get steadily fewer

Must I battle to keep my allure?

Have I still got to pout

Now my teeth have come out

And my husband has found pastures newer?

 

Farewell to the fad and the fashion,

Farewell to the young and the free!

My passion's expired,

At bedtime... I'm TIRED!

Sexy and sixty? Not me!

 

My thats a face thats worn out2 bodies.:cry2:

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Buffalo Bill

Could this be our loved-up lothario?

 

 

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i'm sure I sat behind her at the Barcelona-hibs game.

 

She'll have the CSA onto you mate!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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MacCabe Grass was everywhere!

 

Have seen this daubed over walls in and around the stenhouse area , maybe they have just named some dried ganja leaf after him.

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If she's as manky as the majority seem to suggest, he will surely at least appreciate the smell of nae Pam in the morning...

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If she's as manky as the majority seem to suggest, he will surely at least appreciate the smell of nae Pam in the morning...

 

 

 

I've just phoned for your taxi!

 

 

 

 

 

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Have seen this daubed over walls in and around the stenhouse area , maybe they have just named some dried ganja leaf after him.

 

It's shocking really. My big brother grassed on me to my mum loads of times but I never resorted to vandalizing Saughton Mains.

 

 

 

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MacCabe Grass was everywhere!

 

That was just a cunning ad campaign! Remember it from about 10 years ago, every day on the bus to and from Riccarton. Good memory Sir!

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shaun.lawson

The best piece of graffiti I've ever seen was on the M40, shortly before the junction at Hillingdon, NW London. It was from 2003 (Iraq war and all that jazz), and read:

 

BIG UP TO THE DAILY MIRROR! (BUT ONLY ON CERTAIN ISSUES)

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What's the chat with that one, by the way? It was everywhere.

 

There was this bloke called MacCabe and I think he had loose lips:sorcerer:

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?Pam, I Love You - Am Sorry - Call Me!?

 

This has to an upper class schemie.

 

Surely 'pure schemie' would have written the message in 'text speak'?

 

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Buffalo Bill

I'm giving away a Lion Bar to the first person who can upload a picture on here of the aforementioned graffiti.

 

 

Here's a picture of the building before the heartless bitch dumped our guy.

 

 

 

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I've always wondered this. Never thought I would read a thread on JKB about it though :laugh: great stuff BB, lets get to the bottom of this.

 

Get the Lion bar ready!!!

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The Old Tolbooth
It's shocking really. My big brother grassed on me to my mum loads of times but I never resorted to vandalizing Saughton Mains.

 

 

 

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That's cos a few thousand people beat you too it mate ;)

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That's cos a few thousand people beat you too it mate ;)

 

Linda, me and Graeme Souness will now have to have words with you, mate.

 

 

 

 

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I'm giving away a Lion Bar to the first person who can upload a picture on here of the aforementioned graffiti.

 

 

Here's a picture of the building before the heartless bitch dumped our guy.

 

 

 

SIGHTHILL%201.jpg

 

 

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I think I'll be driving past tomorrow so may be able to:laugh:

 

Is that next to the football pitches?

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Nelly Terraces
"Melanie B, will you marry me"?

 

On the side of Scotmid at Parkhead.

 

"Any ^^^^ who spraffs anything aboot the Andersons on these walls will be a sorry c***".

 

Subway at Parkhead.

 

"P.Ness"

 

One from the 80's in same subway.

 

You can stick Banksy, Sighthill's where it's at.

 

Haha, superb post. It's early days, but I doubt that quote will be beat on here in 2009. Report to me at the nearest bar, May, there's a pint with your name on it for that one, absolute class my good man.

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And who the hell was Marilyn Clark?

 

Wasn't she the lass that passed on all sorts of STD's to some unfortunate?

 

So the pavement graffiti outside Jenners used to say.

 

She was also bovine iirc.

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Has anyone else seen this wonderfully heartfelt piece of graffiti sprayed onto the side of the Sighthill pitches? changing rooms?

 

I wonder what is story behind it?

 

Could it be a modern day tragedy of angst-ridden love set within the Sighthill flats?

 

A race against time before Pam leaves for a new life in Wester Hailes as the towers get ready for demolition?

 

Or an apology for giving her a black eye and a kick in the funny?

 

I need to know. I don?t why, but I just do.

 

I?m sorry too, Pam. We all are.

 

 

 

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This gives me a chuckle every time I drive past. I thought it might be just me that found it so amusing.

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And who the hell was Marilyn Clark?

 

She was from Niddrie or Craigmiller and had AIDS.

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being the operative word presumably.

 

I should think so, I recall seeing that plastered about town (and Hampden Park) when I was in 2nd year!!! 19 long years ago. So unless she has the staying power of Mark Fowler she will be brown bread.

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alwaysthereinspirit
I hope you didn't skive school to get that.

 

:biggrin:

 

No everythings above board. He's the headmaster.

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Optimus Prime

Similar to "McCabe grass" does anybody remember seeing "Zoig is gay" and the classic down the water of leith walkway "Hibs 7 IRA 0".

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Similar to "McCabe grass" does anybody remember seeing "Zoig is gay" and the classic down the water of leith walkway "Hibs 7 IRA 0"

 

Still there and has been since I was knee high as I live close by. It really encapsulates the East Stand mob rather well, doesn't it?

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Still there and has been since I was knee high as I live close by. It really encapsulates the East Stand mob rather well, doesn't it?

 

Yeah it's been there since i was a youngster as well. Always makes me smile when i walk past it.

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