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****in right. Anyone who's on KB just the now. Yoy rule. Even PRancer.

 

You don't need **** all if you've got mates; simple as thaty. anything else is insignificant.

 

FT.H

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Booze, mates, tits and occasionally the Hearts.

 

Thats all the world needs.

and some recreational drugs tbh.

 

and doug46. the world would be nowhere without dog46

 

and sex offenders :D

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if thats wot drink does, thank feck im teetotal

 

True, this thread is as much an advert for drink and "substances" as Sweeney Todd is for pies.

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Dog46

 

 

Morning Neave, hows the head :wavey:

I feel like I have an African tribe performing some sort of sacraficial ceremony inside my forehead.

 

I'm not proud of this thread.

 

I think I'm still drunk.

 

EDIT: Christ, just went into the kitchen and saw the 20 rolls I stole from some shop near the meadows. How the **** did I get them home??

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This thread is a sad indictment of the booze culture that's prevalent amongst our yoof. :rolleyes::(

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I feel like I have an African tribe performing some sort of sacraficial ceremony inside my forehead.

 

I'm not proud of this thread.

 

I think I'm still drunk.

 

EDIT: Christ, just went into the kitchen and saw the 20 rolls I stole from some shop near the meadows. How the **** did I get them home??

 

This would be a time not to try DMT.

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I feel like I have an African tribe performing some sort of sacraficial ceremony inside my forehead.

 

I'm not proud of this thread.

 

I think I'm still drunk.

 

EDIT: Christ, just went into the kitchen and saw the 20 rolls I stole from some shop near the meadows. How the **** did I get them home??

 

Neave, I think you owe it to us to eat each and every one of those rolls.

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Neave - welcome to the start of a period being a single lad.

 

I was where you are this time last year after a long relationship. Even recognise the hangover you describe so well you're currently not enjoying.

 

I can assure you after an uncertain start, I've definitely enjoyed the last year!!!

 

Now, go to the shops and buy enough bacon, black pudding, tattie scone and eggs to fill your boots.

 

Since the rolls were free, whatever you can't eat can be donated to the local seaguls.

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Neave, I think you owe it to us to eat each and every one of those rolls.

 

Neave i think you owe it to me to choke on everyone of them rolls!!!!.

IT WAS MY F****** SHOP YOU STOLE THEM FROM!!!!!!!!!!!.

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Neave i think you owe it to me to choke on everyone of them rolls!!!!.

IT WAS MY F****** SHOP YOU STOLE THEM FROM!!!!!!!!!!!.

 

:laugh:

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Neave i think you owe it to me to choke on everyone of them rolls!!!!.

IT WAS MY F****** SHOP YOU STOLE THEM FROM!!!!!!!!!!!.

 

What shop would that be.

 

Just in case it happens to be on the route between my regular haunts and the night bus stop to Falkirk. 20 rolls would see me through the journey....

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What shop would that be.

 

Just in case it happens to be on the route between my regular haunts and the night bus stop to Falkirk. 20 rolls would see me through the journey....

 

And they seem easy enought to get as well!:P

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What shop would that be.

 

Just in case it happens to be on the route between my regular haunts and the night bus stop to Falkirk. 20 rolls would see me through the journey....

 

Ask Neave.

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I aint too bothered,i always leave about......20 rolls out for the rats and dogs and cats to **** on anyway.

Happy eating :smile:

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I aint too bothered,i always leave about......20 rolls out for the rats and dogs and cats to **** on anyway.

Happy eating :smile:

I also stole 6 pints of 'your' milk :laugh:

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chester copperpot
Aw did he KB you Hughesie?;)

 

 

 

Is this the new phrase used for stalking someone on the internet? :laugh:

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Nowt in my stomach, big man; haven't eaten since 5pm yesterday!

 

Eat your rolls and drink your milk.

 

You got them for nothing, it'd be shame to waste them.

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"If you don't alcohol soon you will die." - Kenny M

Kenny, you've quit smoking, not turned into feckin' Yoda!

 

What the bejesus are you on about?

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"If you don't alcohol soon you will die." - Kenny M

Kenny, you've quit smoking, not turned into feckin' Yoda!

 

What the bejesus are you on about?

 

hahaha brain must have switched off mid typing and forgot to write "dip your knob in".... between dont and alcohol.

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I feel horrific. Are bacon rolls a good idea?

 

Im a lucky guy - I never seem to get hang overs! :)

 

Anyway the point is, hungover or not, bacon rolls are always a good idea!

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Im a lucky guy - I never seem to get hang overs! :)

 

Anyway the point is, hungover or not, bacon rolls are always a good idea!

Agreed. I get stinking hangovers - I think it's 'cause I'm diabetic, which means I get more dehydrated.

 

It's severely baws.

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Ooooft :(

 

Mother's hoovering downstairs, my head is pounding.

 

Well why dont you go and do the hoovering for her then bro!!! The exercise will do you good.:)

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Well why dont you go and do the hoovering for her then bro!!! The exercise will do you good.:)

 

Or kill me.

 

It's physically impossible for anyone to work through a hangover.

 

And I'm not one for defying physics.

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