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brunstanejambo

Gaygook.

 

My son came out with this when he was just learning to talk, and always seemed to use it to indicate something that he didn't like.

 

It has since become commonly used within my family when describing any manner of horrible things/people/events etc.

 

No surprise then that it is often used when discussing the unwashed from Leith.

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Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

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Coolity!... Something that is cool and quality

 

Kerflump... Just because it sounds funny :)

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Oh I use loads of words that are made up!

 

Choomungus - Huge. As in, "Oh my God that is choomungus!"

 

Claustrophobisised - The feeling of being Smufflocated. As in "get that pillow of my head I'm being claustrophobisised"

 

Smufflocated - Suffocated. As in, "Help! I'm being smufflocated!"

 

Twunt - A mixed up version of two sweary words based on female anatomy. As in, "Feck off you Hobo twunt"

 

Chuffeder - Being more chuffed than just chuffed. As in, "I am chuffeder than you can imagine"

 

Hobophobical - An intolerance of Hibernian fans. As in, "I can't stand beside him because I get Hobophobical"

 

Anti-Hissing - A tablet for Hay fever. As in, "Pass me an anti-hissing tablet please"

 

Manalicious - An expression of admiration for a man. As in "He is well manalicious"

 

Disgustifying - Horrible. As in, "That is totally disgustifying"

 

Imaginationary - Something make believe. As in "That can't be real, that's imaginationary"

 

Yes I know I am a wierdo. I blame my kids!

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Walter Bishop

My 3 year old calls Irn bru "bangoose"?? Its quite funny because it has stuck and we all call it that without thinking!!!:confused:

 

The worst thing though is my daughter has red hair and he regularly calls her "bangoose head"!!! :sad:

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:eek:

 

Hope you never use it in the presence of a asian person.

 

Was thinking the same, sounds like a Homo Chinese man.

 

:D

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I proclaim that same part the

 

GEESH

Gooch.

 

Also, Dingy, dingey, dingied.-To ignore someone on the internet.

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Hiberniphobia = A clinically recognised (but irrational) fear of Hibs finishing above Hearts or worse still winning the cup

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Marmalised, is my current favourite as in " i went out last night and got completely marmalised" or "Hearts are going to marmalise those dirty Hobos!!!"

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I P Knightley
Oh I use loads of words that are made up!

 

Choomungus - Huge. As in, "Oh my God that is choomungus!"

 

Claustrophobisised - The feeling of being Smufflocated. As in "get that pillow of my head I'm being claustrophobisised"

 

Smufflocated - Suffocated. As in, "Help! I'm being smufflocated!"

 

Twunt - A mixed up version of two sweary words based on female anatomy. As in, "Feck off you Hobo twunt"

 

Chuffeder - Being more chuffed than just chuffed. As in, "I am chuffeder than you can imagine"

 

Hobophobical - An intolerance of Hibernian fans. As in, "I can't stand beside him because I get Hobophobical"

 

Anti-Hissing - A tablet for Hay fever. As in, "Pass me an anti-hissing tablet please"

 

Manalicious - An expression of admiration for a man. As in "He is well manalicious"

 

Disgustifying - Horrible. As in, "That is totally disgustifying"

 

Imaginationary - Something make believe. As in "That can't be real, that's imaginationary"

 

Yes I know I am a wierdo. I blame my kids!

 

 

Great list. I must go and learn them.

 

For Disgustifying, our family tends to use 'disgustipating' - same thing.

 

The lady barse/geech/taint is also known as the "chinrest".

 

Then there's "dia-horror-orea". So named partly due to the difficulty of spelling the diarrhoea but diahorrororea is a really bad case of the trots.

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deceivious - a combo of deceitful and devious, came out with it one night in pub when mouth wasn't working properly :confused:

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Sergio Garcia
chillax.

 

I believe i invented chillax years ago at Uni when i was drunk trying to tell someone in the flat to chill and relax and i came out with Chillax, glad that others are using it!!!!

 

Gimpomon - which is like a friendly term to call a loved one that they are behave in a gimpish/geekish sort of way

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Choomungus - Huge. As in, "Oh my God that is choomungus!"

 

Bet you don't use this too much when your boyfriends around.

 

:o

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*SWAMP-DONKEY

A deeply unattractive person.

 

*TESTICULATING.

Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

 

*BLAMESTORMING.

Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a

project failed, and who was responsible.

 

*SEAGULL MANAGER.

A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and

Then leaves.

 

*CUBE FARM.

An office filled with cubicles.

 

*SITCOMs.

Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn

into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home

with the kids or start a 'home business'.

 

*SINBAD.

Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

 

*AEROPLANE BLONDE.

One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

 

*404.

Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message '404 Not

Found' meaning that the requested document could not be located.

 

*AUSSIE KISS.

Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

 

*OH-NO SECOND.

That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just

made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').

 

*GREYHOUND.

A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

 

*MILLENNIUM DOMES.

The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from

the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.

 

*MONKEY BATH .

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo!

Aa! Aa! Aa!'.

 

*MYSTERY BUS.

The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the

toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so

the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

 

*MYSTERY TAXI.

The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake

up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your

bed instead.

 

*BEER COAT.

The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise

At 3:00am .

 

*BEER COMPASS.

The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze

cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how

you got here, and where you've come from.

 

*TRAMP STAMP

Tattoo on a female

*PICASSO BUM.

A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's

got 4 buttocks

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