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Lets go Jambos, feel free to add your own.

To the tune of your happy and you know it.

 

If you live in a caravan your a Hibee

If you are an aids ridden junkie your a Hibee

If your goalies always makes an error

And you work in Land of Leather

If you smell like a tramp your a Hibee.

 

If your teams a load of pish, blame Rod Petrie

If your best player is Colin Nish, blame Rod Petrie

If you are a dirty pest

And the CIS Cup's your best

It's because you a little junkie Hibee.

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Lets go Jambos, feel free to add your own.

To the tune of your happy and you know it.

 

If you live in a caravan your a Hibee

If you are an aids ridden junkie your a Hibee

If your goalies always makes an error

And you work in Land of Leather

If you smell like a tramp your a Hibee.

 

If your teams a load of pish, blame Rod Petrie

If your best player is Colin Nish, blame Rod Petrie

If you are a dirty pest

And the CIS Cup's your best

It's because you a little junkie Hibee.

 

 

 

Someone in the boozer was going on about a Hearts song along they lines.

 

Talk about stealing other sides songs :P

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winston churchill
Someone in the boozer was going on about a Hearts song along they lines.

 

Talk about stealing other sides songs :P

 

 

the irony from a team without it's own songs.

 

sorry,lets all do the hibees bounce.

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the irony from a team without it's own songs.

 

sorry,lets all do the hibees bounce.

 

 

 

Thats perhaps why I said it. ;)

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If you can smell your body odour, your a Hibee

If you work down the Docks, your a Hibee

If your username is Hibee Andy

And your wife is your mum tae

Then you are a dirty inbred Hibee.

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Terrible Trio

if your sister is your mum you're a hibby

if your dad is your brother you're a hibby

if you're wife's a midget you're a hibby

if your dad is alledgedly a rapist you're a hibby

if you're centre half battered his wife you're a hibby

if sex pest mcginley follows you about you're a hibby

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Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

Ah'd love tae shove a hibee off a bus...

Oh ah'd love tae shove a hibee off a bus...

Cos their all dirty junkies...

who'd sh*g their daddy's daddy...

Oh ah'd love tae shove a hibee off a bus...

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