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For us oldies.

 

AC Milanda (from the old bakeries at Fester Rd ?)

 

For the youngsters : Milanda was a popular make of bread.

 

 

See post 24.;)

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Sparta and Spartak are quite common names among football clubs.

 

Indeed, such as the mighty Spartak Bawbag (my fantasy football team!)

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Third Lanark..............!

 

Wonder if the First & Second teams went the same way as 3rd.

:confused:

 

They were named after an army regiment. Something like the 3rd Lanarkshire Rifles.

 

Crewe Alexandra and Plymouth Argyle make me smile.

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Leyton Orient.

 

Always looked for their results after they beat a big team in the early stages of the FA cup circa 1992.

 

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there are so many cool US team names. "Red Bull Salt Lake" "The Colarado Rapids" "Chicago Fire"

 

Red Bull is New York, actually (as is Salzburg). Our chant for them is "Red Bull tastes like ****ing ****!"

 

The Salt Lake team name is even more improbable: _Real_ Salt Lake. Yeah, Salt Lake City and Madrid, there's no telling them apart. :wacko:

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Leyton Orient.

 

Always looked for their results after they beat a big team in the early stages of the FA cup circa 1992.

 

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Yeah, that's good shout. I like Locomotive Moscow too.

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Got these in an e-mail. Apparently they're all genuine 5-a-side team names:

 

Steaua Needarest

Dyslexia Untied

Fatzio

Red Star Bellend

Sporting Lesbian

Grass Smokers Zurich

Hajduk Spliff

LSD Eindhoven

Albion Hungovers

Real Sosobad

Shackthar Senseless

Hardly Athletic

St. Mirnoff

Real Ale Madrid

Fred West Ham

Unreal Madrid

Rapid Viagra

Barearselona

Bayern Bru

Athletico Madras

Deportivo Lack a Talent

Bayer Neverlusen

Borussia Nosobad

Sparka Fag

Graham Rix U16's

Big Bertha Berlin

Inter Masister

Substandard Liege

Torpedo Belgrano

Bayer Leverarchfile

FC Copenbadly

Sporting Abeergut

Red Stripe Belgrade

Fake Madrid

Unathletic Madrid

Outer Milan

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Eleven Men In Flight (Swaziland)

 

They were my favourites, used to call my fantasy fitba team after them

 

What a fixture that would be:

 

Eleven Men in Flight

 

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Airbus UK

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Got these in an e-mail. Apparently they're all genuine 5-a-side team names:

 

Steaua Needarest

Dyslexia Untied

Fatzio

Red Star Bellend

Sporting Lesbian

Grass Smokers Zurich

Hajduk Spliff

LSD Eindhoven

Albion Hungovers

Real Sosobad

Shackthar Senseless

Hardly Athletic

St. Mirnoff

Real Ale Madrid

Fred West Ham

Unreal Madrid

Rapid Viagra

Barearselona

Bayern Bru

Athletico Madras

Deportivo Lack a Talent

Bayer Neverlusen

Borussia Nosobad

Sparka Fag

Graham Rix U16's

Big Bertha Berlin

Inter Masister

Substandard Liege

Torpedo Belgrano

Bayer Leverarchfile

FC Copenbadly

Sporting Abeergut

Red Stripe Belgrade

Fake Madrid

Unathletic Madrid

Outer Milan

 

best 5s team i ever played for! What a laugh we used to have!

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Peter Olivers Army

Clachnacuddin (from the Highland League)

 

Connah's Quay Nomads (Welsh League)

 

Sachsenring Zwickau from the old East German League had something about it

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Dukla Pumpherston Sawmill and Tannery....:cool_shades:

 

"Right boys - time to stub oot the fags in the export cans and get oot there and play fitba' " !!!!!!!

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what about:

 

Queen of the South

Newtongrange Star

Borussia Munchengladbach (sp?)

Paralytic Thistle (my old 5-a-side team)

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