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OK, there are 25 people out there who got very shy all of a sudden when they were asked to get a present. :mw_tease:

 

JKB Santa is not a bit impressed. :xmaseye:

 

So get yer pressies in! If you don't, you're not in the competition, and you won't get a shot at the prize.

 

Ho Ho feckin' Ho. :xmasgrin:

I'm trying!

 

:D

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Doctor FinnBarr
OK, there are 25 people out there who got very shy all of a sudden when they were asked to get a present. :mw_tease:

 

JKB Santa is not a bit impressed. :xmaseye:

 

So get yer pressies in! If you don't, you're not in the competition, and you won't get a shot at the prize.

 

Ho Ho feckin' Ho. :xmasgrin:

 

I'm certain I got a yellow for saying that word i.e. bypassing the profanity filter!

 

:xmasbabe:

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Commander Harris
OK, there are now only 20 chancers left who are too mean to get their fellow JKBers a Secret Santa pressie.

 

:xmasgrin:

banning offense?

 

 

 

:xmasgrin:

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banning offense?

 

 

 

:xmasgrin:

 

Oooooh, the thought has crossed my mind. :xmasunsure:

 

I'm going to close this off at about 6 pm on Friday evening. If you haven't delivered your Secret Santa pressie by then, you won't be in with a shout for the prize.

 

:xmasgrin:

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Brian Whittaker's Tache

I'm guessing the last 14 are getting theirs from the virtual garage on the way home tonight

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I P Knightley
Only 14 pressies to go. :)

 

Then I have to giftwrap them all. :eek:

 

 

:xmasgrin:

 

Can your sack take any more?

 

I'd hate to image what happens should your sack get overloaded :xmasoh:

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I'm guessing the last 14 are getting theirs from the virtual garage on the way home tonight

 

Oh well, nine of them managed to get to the garage on their way home. The others didn't, and they're out.

 

I have to do some rearranging and gift wrapping. Back later.

 

Ho Ho feckin' Ho.

 

:xmasgrin:

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Sorry folks, I ran out of sticky tape and I have to nip out for some more to finish the gift wrapping.

 

But as it happens, we now have 55 in the Secret Santa. They are:

 

AlanB

ArmiyaRomanova

Beverley

bighusref

bikerjambo

bobsharp

Boof

Borthers

Brian_Whittaker's_Tache

brownkg

Buccaneer

Carl Weathers

chizzy

Cigaro

Clum's Choreographer

Cobblers

Commander Harris

Deek

Dexter

ellie0028

Everybody loves Baz!

Gambo

Ivanawfyticklikov

Jack of Hearts

jamboinglasgow

JamboLad

jambovambo

Jamdub

John S

johnmitchell

Kalamazoo Jambo

kisnorbo

lawriejambo

Le Chat

MalkyMcFrench

Maple Leaf

Mr Grumpy

nikki 74

paddyhmfc

Peanut

peckhamjambo

Rab

Rawrrrrrrr

redm

Rob1874

Rosewood

Seashell

Silly Sausage

Sooperstar

tedp6873

The Doctor

the_liquidator

Toxteth O'Grady

tynieterror

yvonnejambo

 

Each of them has been randomly assigned the name of another person to get a cyber-pressie for, and they've all delivered. So they're all in with a shout to win a prize of a ?40 voucher for the Hearts store.

 

I'll be back with more news when I get the sticky tape situation sorted.

 

:xmasgrin:

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OK, the giftcards have been individually written and the pressies are ready to be given out.

 

But first of all, the competition and its rules.

 

The way to play is to guess who gave what to whom. You'll see all the gifts, and all the recipients, and it's up to you to try to figure out who gave the pressies.

 

You can make one guess at a time. When you make a guess, you have to wait for your guess to be confirmed right or wrong by me, by Dexter or by the "giver" you have named. Once your guess is declared right or wrong you can make another guess - but not before.

 

Only the 55 players taking part can make guesses. Guesses by other members will be ignored. If you are "found out" and eliminated, you can still keep guessing. You can make a guess about any present given to any player - not just your own.

 

The object of the game is not to be found out. The last person left when all other 54 pressie givers have been eliminated wins the ?40 voucher for the Hearts store. That's why you were asked to keep secret the name I gave you, see? ;)

 

Pressie time coming up in a moment.

 

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Here we go - 55 gifts. You'll see the player name on a gift tag, followed by his or her pressie.

 

The video does ask you can you guess who gave you your present, but you can guess others as well.

 

 

:xmasgrin:

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ArmiyaRomanova

:xmasgrin::xmasgrin:

 

Some really amusingly appropriate gifts in there.

 

But as to who gave them...

 

erm........

 

 

 

erm........

 

 

Mine? Could either be from someone who doesn't realise I'm male.

 

Or from someone who does know me well enough to suggest I need to get out and about more....:xmaseye:

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Theres some funny gifts there:xmaswoot:

 

thanks Ulysses for doing that:xmasgrin:

 

 

Tis too late for me to start guessing yet:xmascrazy:

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ArmiyaRomanova

OK, leaping in and throwing caution to the wind.... a guess from me....

 

Based on those on the Santa list who have also visited my JKBUP at some point (notice the complete lack of lateral deduction skills involved here), there's maybe three possibilities. So here's the first....

 

 

Mine from Rob1874?

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I widnae pish on half the erses at my work anyway mate:xmaseye:

 

Hmmm...my logic concludes, therefore, that you would pish on (the other) half (of) the erses at your work...:xmastongue:

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Sorry folks...no idea how that ^^^ got there..?

 

Anyhoo, my pressie...a talking tankard.

 

Thanks very much...Clum's Choreographer...?

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Everybody loves Baz

I don't know what mine's is??

 

Is she a stripper?,

 

If so i'm gonna hazard a guess and say my Seceret Santa would be.

 

Tedp6873 :xmasgrin:

 

 

P.s Thanks for doing this Uly absolutely brilliant.

 

P.P.s Best prezzie Bri Witts Tache.....A sheep with sussies on, Brilliant..

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Hmmmm. Four or five possibilities. Let's start with ...

 

brownkg!:xmaswoot:

Haven't viewed the video yet but I didn't have you in the draw

strike 1

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Some cracking gifts in there, must admit I am hugely disappointed with mine. Whoever gave me my present must know me (and fail to understand that I shave my hair through choice!) so my first guess is yon dude from Gorebridge; was it that dafty Baz?

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Everybody loves Baz
Some cracking gifts in there, must admit I am hugely disappointed with mine. Whoever gave me my present must know me (and fail to understand that I shave my hair through choice!) so my first guess is yon dude from Gorebridge; was it that dafty Baz?

 

 

No, cause if Uly had picked me to get you a prezzie i would've refused ! :xmastongue:

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It wasn't me Buccaneer, sorry mate!

 

I like my present, lovely.

 

I think it might have been Silly Sausage.

 

This is a hard game...

 

Are you playing Uly? Did you send BrownKG the Borat mankini? It won't suit him, green's not his colour.

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No, cause if Uly had picked me to get you a prezzie i would've refused ! :xmastongue:

 

Your notorious tightness has been exposed. I had heard about it, and kinda witnessed it to a smaller extent, but now it is clear. You wouldn't even get me a gift if it cost you nothing. :)

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Everybody loves Baz
Your notorious tightness has been exposed. I had heard about it, and kinda witnessed it to a smaller extent, but now it is clear. You wouldn't even get me a gift if it cost you nothing. :)

 

 

Are you going to the game today? i'll be in the diggers and may even buy you a pint for your christmas :xmasgrin:

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Unlike baldy Husref, I'm delighted with my gift.

 

Going on the basis that someone must know how much I love Muhammad Ali, I'll start with a process of elimination of the people I think I may have mentioned this to in the past.

 

I'll go for Gambo...............?

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It wasn't me Buccaneer, sorry mate!

 

 

Then, I really have no idea. :xmaseye:

 

Guess time.

 

Deek

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Then, I really have no idea. :xmaseye:

 

Guess time.

 

Deek

 

Nope.

 

By the way, it's a TV channel changing ray gun.

 

:xmasgrin:

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I'm completely mystified to be honest.

 

2 cows?

 

Free milk and meat. Don't knock it, there's a recession going on.

 

:xmasgrin:

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Brilliant!!!

 

 

Not got a clue who gave me mine but I will guess jamboinglasgow

 

No, not jamboinglasgow.

 

:xmasgrin:

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If so i'm gonna hazard a guess and say my Seceret Santa would be.

 

Tedp6873 :xmasgrin:

 

 

And he's missed! :xmaswoot:

 

Try again.

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Are you playing Uly? Did you send BrownKG the Borat mankini? It won't suit him, green's not his colour.

 

I'm not playing. Too mean. :biggrin:

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jamboinglasgow
Brilliant!!!

 

 

Not got a clue who gave me mine but I will guess jamboinglasgow

 

nope it isn't me.

 

Have to admit I am not quite sure of the relevence of anti-septic, though it is a nice and useful present, though probably will figure it out when I know the person who gave it to me.

 

But judging that he has visted my profile recently, I will say the_liquidator

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