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1) UEFA are to investigate Celtic's Champions League Group after reports of irregular betting patterns came to light. Seemingly, someone in Glasgow put a fiver on them to win an away game!

 

2) Gordon Strachan apparently drove the team bus home last night and was caught speeding. He'll do anything to bring 3 points back from Europe!

 

3) Celtic's new "Greatest European Away Match Victories" is now available to buy for Christmas on video. It's ?200, ?5 for the tape and ?195 for the Betamax recorder.

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1) UEFA are to investigate Celtic's Champions League Group after reports of irregular betting patterns came to light. Seemingly, someone in Glasgow put a fiver on them to win an away game!

 

2) Gordon Strachan apparently drove the team bus home last night and was caught speeding. He'll do anything to bring 3 points back from Europe!

 

3) Celtic's new "Greatest European Away Match Victories" is now available to buy for Christmas on video. It's ?200, ?5 for the tape and ?195 for the Betamax recorder.

 

brilliant mate:thumbs_up:

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:rolleyes:

 

U confuse me! Springbox, NZ.... eh!? Are you confusing big deer type things with small waddly birds? Or have you just moved or something??

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ah well, i'm sure they'll make it up to their fans soon.... maybe bring out a couple of new lisbon lions dvds or something....

 

.... ?15 a pop, natch.

 

mugs.

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What does a Celtic fan do after watching his team winning away from home in the Champions League?

 

 

 

Switches his playstation off and gets back into bed with his sister.

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